Post by 42zombies on Dec 23, 2009 12:47:45 GMT -5
Full Name: Saint Nicolas, Odin, ? ? ?
Nicknames: Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Papa Noel, Father Christmas, the Spirit of Halloween
Age: OLD
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 200 lbs.
Gender: M
Race: Demi-god
Alliance: Extreme-Mega Super-Good
Home: North Pole
Franchise: Real Life (And if anyone says otherwise, they're a dead liar!)
Physical Description: Santa Claus is a plump, jolly man with a long, white beard. He wears a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots. He often wears a red cap with white cuff and tip.
Weapons: Santa don't need no weapons, BITCH!
Abilities/Powers: Santa posesses a variety of magical powers, derived from his ancestery as a pagan god-- however, they are now mostly focused on such innocent feats as being able to travel the world in a night, slip through spaces much smaller than him, and not getting sued. Santa's powers also seem to stem from the belief of children-- basically, the more a child believes in Santa, the stronger he becomes.
Skills: Santa is one of the best toy-makers ever. His managing skills rock, too; after all, he can control the Krampus.
Personality: Santa is a jolly fellow; hard to anger, with a love for all the good in the world. He is eternally generous, doing more than enough to reward the good children of the world. He is fair, wise, and loves him some milk and cookies.
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...But for the love of God, if you make Santa ANGRY, he will unleash the full force of the holidays on you. And you will scream and try to hide, but his reindeer will find you. And the Krampus will drag you to THE VERY DEEPEST PITS OF HELL, WHERE EVEN SATAN FEARS TO GO.[/color]
But, yeah, besides that, good guy; great with kids.
History: To retrace the origins of Santa Claus is difficult; is he St. Nicolas reborn and fulfilling some eternal charity? Is he the Norse God Odin reimagined? The truth is, he is both of these things, combined together by the glue of belief and joy.
For years, this jolly man has been delivering presents to the children of the world. His headquarters is somewhere to the North, in a place of cold and snow; it is said that if you walk north, truly believe, and don't die of hypothermia, you will find him and his elves at their work. Santa Claus and his wife live with a virtual army of workers, making toys and compiling data all year long.
But they are not alone up North; Santa's team of reindeer are given free reign for eleven months of the year until time comes for practice. The Krampus, Santa's demon minion (Look it up, bee-yatch.), sleeps most of this time, only waking when it is time for his ride with Santa. And, of course, Santa is frequently visited by his friends: The Hanukkah Goblin, the Kwanza Genie, Solsticeman, and whoever's in charge of that Wookie holiday Life Day. I'm guessing Jar-Jar.
Then comes that magical day when Santa leaves, traveling the world in one night to deliver presents to those who deserve them the most-- and letting the Krampus hand out punishment to those who've been worst. Of course, with Santa's power, you can often find him anywhere, anywhen-- all you have to do is believe.
Other: (Anything else you want to add about them, it’s optional)
Picture:
SANTA!
THE KRAMPUS
Ha. Got ya, foo'.
Nicknames: Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Papa Noel, Father Christmas, the Spirit of Halloween
Age: OLD
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 200 lbs.
Gender: M
Race: Demi-god
Alliance: Extreme-Mega Super-Good
Home: North Pole
Franchise: Real Life (And if anyone says otherwise, they're a dead liar!)
Physical Description: Santa Claus is a plump, jolly man with a long, white beard. He wears a red coat with white collar and cuffs, white-cuffed red trousers, and black leather belt and boots. He often wears a red cap with white cuff and tip.
Weapons: Santa don't need no weapons, BITCH!
Abilities/Powers: Santa posesses a variety of magical powers, derived from his ancestery as a pagan god-- however, they are now mostly focused on such innocent feats as being able to travel the world in a night, slip through spaces much smaller than him, and not getting sued. Santa's powers also seem to stem from the belief of children-- basically, the more a child believes in Santa, the stronger he becomes.
Skills: Santa is one of the best toy-makers ever. His managing skills rock, too; after all, he can control the Krampus.
Personality: Santa is a jolly fellow; hard to anger, with a love for all the good in the world. He is eternally generous, doing more than enough to reward the good children of the world. He is fair, wise, and loves him some milk and cookies.
...
...But for the love of God, if you make Santa ANGRY, he will unleash the full force of the holidays on you. And you will scream and try to hide, but his reindeer will find you. And the Krampus will drag you to THE VERY DEEPEST PITS OF HELL, WHERE EVEN SATAN FEARS TO GO.[/color]
But, yeah, besides that, good guy; great with kids.
History: To retrace the origins of Santa Claus is difficult; is he St. Nicolas reborn and fulfilling some eternal charity? Is he the Norse God Odin reimagined? The truth is, he is both of these things, combined together by the glue of belief and joy.
For years, this jolly man has been delivering presents to the children of the world. His headquarters is somewhere to the North, in a place of cold and snow; it is said that if you walk north, truly believe, and don't die of hypothermia, you will find him and his elves at their work. Santa Claus and his wife live with a virtual army of workers, making toys and compiling data all year long.
But they are not alone up North; Santa's team of reindeer are given free reign for eleven months of the year until time comes for practice. The Krampus, Santa's demon minion (Look it up, bee-yatch.), sleeps most of this time, only waking when it is time for his ride with Santa. And, of course, Santa is frequently visited by his friends: The Hanukkah Goblin, the Kwanza Genie, Solsticeman, and whoever's in charge of that Wookie holiday Life Day. I'm guessing Jar-Jar.
Then comes that magical day when Santa leaves, traveling the world in one night to deliver presents to those who deserve them the most-- and letting the Krampus hand out punishment to those who've been worst. Of course, with Santa's power, you can often find him anywhere, anywhen-- all you have to do is believe.
Other: (Anything else you want to add about them, it’s optional)
Picture:
SANTA!
THE KRAMPUS
Ha. Got ya, foo'.
