Post by Felix Falora on Sept 6, 2010 4:09:30 GMT -5
Ok, so I asked FF about where to put this and she said the Vent Station, which makes enough sense, I suppose. That being said, this list is more about entertainment then it is about ranting. If my opinions differ from yours on the list, you may make your own. But I know no one here would ever be stupid enough to say "You forgot so-and-so" or "So-and-so should've been this number, not that," so thankfully I will not worry too much on that. Anyway, let's get started.
Video game characters. Some are bland, some are epic... some are just downright nasty. But then there are those characters that you utterly despise. Whether they do things to warrant it or are just outright annoying, we find ourselves hating them in great quantities. I have limited myself to one character per franchise in this list, so with that being said... let's begin.
Once you get through the entire Arena faction in Oblivion and become the Grand Champion, you get an enchanted suit of armor as well as a place to come every week game time in order to fight a group of monsters and get a lot of money. Sounds like good times, right? Yet, when you become Grand Champion, you have to deal with this Bosmer Super-Saiyan reject. He comes at you with a god-awful grating voice and is just plain annoying as sin. He gets in this low because you can literally tell him to sit on the sidelines and then never speak to him again. But Oblivion players hate this one character so much that there are countless videos on YouTube dedicated solely to killing him.
No matter which Starfox game you play, Slippy Toad is a constant nuisance. A weakling who should just sit on the sidelines and keep building shit, Slippy will constantly get into trouble and requires you to get him out of trouble. If he's out piloting in the first place, shouldn't he have the experience to get himself out of trouble?! Falco offers more help then Slippy and Peppy... "DO A BARREL ROLL!" 'Nough said. Also, Slippy's voice, much like the voice of the Adoring Fan, is unbearable. Everytime he talks, I just wanna slap him. It didn't get better come StarFox Assault either. In fact, in my humble opinion... it only got worse.
In the original Sonic games, Eggman was a hated character because he would capture innocent little forest animals to power up his machinery. But at least back then he was fun to battle and it was more pleasurable to defeat him. His machines were unique and creative. In these newer Sonic games, however, the Doc's machines are uninventive and downright unimpressive. His voice is also highly annoying. It's not as grating as the other two's voices in my opinion, but when you hear "You know what they say, the more the merrier" over and over and over again, you are ready to either hit the mute button or throw your controller through the TV screen.
Though you can name him Gary, and his name is canonically Gary in the anime, it's Blue. Gary is the best interpretation of the original Blue we have ever since Blue become the hot looking girl. And boy is he an asshole. He'll let you pick your Pokemon first just so he can pick the one with the elemental affinity greater then yours. He is always one step ahead of you, no matter how hard you work, and just when you think you've become a Pokemon Master after defeating the Elite Four, you learn that he did it right under your nose. Not to mention he talks like an absolute jerk. If anyone ever said "smell you later" to my face, I'd deck 'em in the face. But the good thing about Blue is you can name him... "Oh that's right, I remember now, his name is Asslicker!" =w= So satisfying.
This guy is unbelievable. He throws Task Force 141 into near suicidal situations and even caused Joseph Allen to be killed in a fashion that made it look like he massacred a whole bunch of innocent Russians, causing Russia to declare war on and decimate America. He then killed off Roach and Ghost at the near end of the game and made Soap and Price wanted men, thus turning the entire world on them.. He did all of this just for the sake of capturing Makarov, Imran Zakhaev's protege, and becoming a war hero. History is written by the victors, he has constantly said. Well General Shepherd... Let it be written in my history that I fucking hate you.
Touhou characters are, for the most part, uncharacterized in a sense of being. The fans often have to add more depth and characterization to them to make up for ZUN's lack of it. But who ended up being the most annoying by ZUN's creation as well as the fan's? Kaguya Houraisan, a selfish little brat who can't do jack shit without crying for Eirin to come help her. That might be fandom though, but Word of God even describes her as a NEET, which is roughly translated as a shut-in, so it's safe to say she doesn't leave the house. She's also ruined Mokou's life by cursing her with immortality via forcing her to drink Eirin's Hourai Elixer and then sends others to try and kill her. The entire extra stage is because Kaguya basically told you to go kill Mokou, a girl who is normally selfless and even kind to the innocent. She's a sadistic little cunt and I hate her for it.
Everyone hates this fucking dog! Everyone who's ever played Duck Hunt knows the pain, the torture, and the agony that this abomination has wrought upon us! There are games dedicated solely to killing him and GOD BLESS THEM FOR IT! If this dog were real, I would put him down without remorse.
Heroric Sacrifice aside, Tidus is still one of the most annoying RPG protagonists ever conceived. He's a whiny little brat who spends more time worrying about his Daddy issues then anything else and has basically impeded the true hero Yuna's path. It seems like the only reason Tidus belongs is because Sin happens to be Jecht. Other then that, there'd be no reason to take Tidus along. He's an annoying git. Sure, he can be cheerful at times compared to the normal Final Fantasy's depressing character, but when he is cheerful... I'll spare you all the laughing sequence. Let's just say that this self-absorbed piece of crap doesn't really deserve to be called a hero... period.
Useless piece of garbage. As annoying as Navi is, she at least gives helpful information to new players and will remind you of weak spots that a monster has. Tingle, in Windwaker, may be creepy as sin to me, but he is required to complete the game, even if he's a cheapskate. Kaepora Gaebora, however, is utterly useless. He will stop your progress just to make long-winded speeches on information you've already acquired from other characters. The result is you trying to skip his speeches, but press the A Button too fast and you may end up restarting his speech as he'll ask you if you want to listen to him again and the cursor will default on the answer yes. Kaepora Gaebora has annoyed so many gamers that, once again... games literally made to kill him.
This guy has two games worth to make you hate him. In Earthbound, he starts off as your typical bully, all talk and no bite. You help him find his little brother out of pity and end up being chosen by the magic bee to save the world. But as you go on leveling up, gaining items, and recruiting new party members, Porky will be there to impede your progress at various intervals. He eventually shows up as Giygas' right hand man. This is where things get a little iffy. If you believe that Giygas is the embodiment of evil, then Pokey is evil just for following him. But if you believe the supposed Giygas theory in which Giygas is just a fetus trying to protect itsself and turning the Devil's Machine off caused it to become unbalanced, that the whole fight against Giygas is just one big, great attempt to "abort" him, then Pokey is evil for helping you destroy him. Either way, Pokey time travels away and returns again in Mother 3 under the name of Porky. Porky's tinkering with the animals of the Nowhere Islands lead to the deaths of main character Lucas' mother, Hinawa, and twin brother, Claus, who Porky later revives and robotinizes to make his own personal slave. He also corrupts Lucas' hometown, turning it from a peaceful utopia into a decadant city. The people that live in it, once so kind and caring, become conformist assholes who don't give a fuck about you if you aren't the same as them. Eventually the people abandon the town for Porky's City, leaving it to die. You go to fight Porky and find out about Claus being robotinized. The final battle is against Claus for the final needle. As you fight Claus, he fights more and more against Porky until he gains enough control to kill himself via a bolt of lightning, leading to a shattering conclusion of the condition of Lucas' psyche, we're sure, as well as a big blow on the player's mind as well. But Porky loses in the end, right? Wrong. Before you fight Claus, you fight Porky. At the end of the fight against Porky, he manages to get into a device known as the Absolutely Safe Capsule. Though he can never escape, he is immortal, and since he wishes to be isolated from the rest of the world, he has, in a way, achieved that. So despite all the pain caused to Lucas and despite all the attrocities he has commited, Porky actually wins... ... ...
THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF! We go through Hell and back just so the bad guy can win?! Just so Claus can commit suicide?! That's bullshit! I wanted Porky to die! I wanted to shove a PSI Fire up his ass and watch him burn to death! What's even worse is there is proof of an unused set of sprites in which Porky was supposed to die... BUT THEY LET HIM LIVE?! THEY SHOULD'VE KILLED HIM! I HATE HIM! HE'S A KILLER! HE'S A BRAT! HE'S OBNOXIOUS, SELF-ABSORBED, AND EGOTISTICAL! HE'S CAUSED SO MUCH DAMAGE AND YET HE'S ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~*shot*
Long story short, he hates Pokey/Porky a lot. We hope you enjoyed the list. Have a nice day.
Video game characters. Some are bland, some are epic... some are just downright nasty. But then there are those characters that you utterly despise. Whether they do things to warrant it or are just outright annoying, we find ourselves hating them in great quantities. I have limited myself to one character per franchise in this list, so with that being said... let's begin.
#10
The Adoring Fan
The Adoring Fan
Once you get through the entire Arena faction in Oblivion and become the Grand Champion, you get an enchanted suit of armor as well as a place to come every week game time in order to fight a group of monsters and get a lot of money. Sounds like good times, right? Yet, when you become Grand Champion, you have to deal with this Bosmer Super-Saiyan reject. He comes at you with a god-awful grating voice and is just plain annoying as sin. He gets in this low because you can literally tell him to sit on the sidelines and then never speak to him again. But Oblivion players hate this one character so much that there are countless videos on YouTube dedicated solely to killing him.
#9
Slippy Toad
Slippy Toad
No matter which Starfox game you play, Slippy Toad is a constant nuisance. A weakling who should just sit on the sidelines and keep building shit, Slippy will constantly get into trouble and requires you to get him out of trouble. If he's out piloting in the first place, shouldn't he have the experience to get himself out of trouble?! Falco offers more help then Slippy and Peppy... "DO A BARREL ROLL!" 'Nough said. Also, Slippy's voice, much like the voice of the Adoring Fan, is unbearable. Everytime he talks, I just wanna slap him. It didn't get better come StarFox Assault either. In fact, in my humble opinion... it only got worse.
#8
Dr. Robotnik (Eggman)
Dr. Robotnik (Eggman)
In the original Sonic games, Eggman was a hated character because he would capture innocent little forest animals to power up his machinery. But at least back then he was fun to battle and it was more pleasurable to defeat him. His machines were unique and creative. In these newer Sonic games, however, the Doc's machines are uninventive and downright unimpressive. His voice is also highly annoying. It's not as grating as the other two's voices in my opinion, but when you hear "You know what they say, the more the merrier" over and over and over again, you are ready to either hit the mute button or throw your controller through the TV screen.
#7
Blue
Blue
Though you can name him Gary, and his name is canonically Gary in the anime, it's Blue. Gary is the best interpretation of the original Blue we have ever since Blue become the hot looking girl. And boy is he an asshole. He'll let you pick your Pokemon first just so he can pick the one with the elemental affinity greater then yours. He is always one step ahead of you, no matter how hard you work, and just when you think you've become a Pokemon Master after defeating the Elite Four, you learn that he did it right under your nose. Not to mention he talks like an absolute jerk. If anyone ever said "smell you later" to my face, I'd deck 'em in the face. But the good thing about Blue is you can name him... "Oh that's right, I remember now, his name is Asslicker!" =w= So satisfying.
#6
General Shepherd
General Shepherd
This guy is unbelievable. He throws Task Force 141 into near suicidal situations and even caused Joseph Allen to be killed in a fashion that made it look like he massacred a whole bunch of innocent Russians, causing Russia to declare war on and decimate America. He then killed off Roach and Ghost at the near end of the game and made Soap and Price wanted men, thus turning the entire world on them.. He did all of this just for the sake of capturing Makarov, Imran Zakhaev's protege, and becoming a war hero. History is written by the victors, he has constantly said. Well General Shepherd... Let it be written in my history that I fucking hate you.
#5
Kaguya Houraisan
Kaguya Houraisan
Touhou characters are, for the most part, uncharacterized in a sense of being. The fans often have to add more depth and characterization to them to make up for ZUN's lack of it. But who ended up being the most annoying by ZUN's creation as well as the fan's? Kaguya Houraisan, a selfish little brat who can't do jack shit without crying for Eirin to come help her. That might be fandom though, but Word of God even describes her as a NEET, which is roughly translated as a shut-in, so it's safe to say she doesn't leave the house. She's also ruined Mokou's life by cursing her with immortality via forcing her to drink Eirin's Hourai Elixer and then sends others to try and kill her. The entire extra stage is because Kaguya basically told you to go kill Mokou, a girl who is normally selfless and even kind to the innocent. She's a sadistic little cunt and I hate her for it.
#4
THAT MOTHERFUCKING DOG!
THAT MOTHERFUCKING DOG!
Everyone hates this fucking dog! Everyone who's ever played Duck Hunt knows the pain, the torture, and the agony that this abomination has wrought upon us! There are games dedicated solely to killing him and GOD BLESS THEM FOR IT! If this dog were real, I would put him down without remorse.
#3
Tidus
Tidus
Heroric Sacrifice aside, Tidus is still one of the most annoying RPG protagonists ever conceived. He's a whiny little brat who spends more time worrying about his Daddy issues then anything else and has basically impeded the true hero Yuna's path. It seems like the only reason Tidus belongs is because Sin happens to be Jecht. Other then that, there'd be no reason to take Tidus along. He's an annoying git. Sure, he can be cheerful at times compared to the normal Final Fantasy's depressing character, but when he is cheerful... I'll spare you all the laughing sequence. Let's just say that this self-absorbed piece of crap doesn't really deserve to be called a hero... period.
#2
Kaepora Gaebora
Kaepora Gaebora
Useless piece of garbage. As annoying as Navi is, she at least gives helpful information to new players and will remind you of weak spots that a monster has. Tingle, in Windwaker, may be creepy as sin to me, but he is required to complete the game, even if he's a cheapskate. Kaepora Gaebora, however, is utterly useless. He will stop your progress just to make long-winded speeches on information you've already acquired from other characters. The result is you trying to skip his speeches, but press the A Button too fast and you may end up restarting his speech as he'll ask you if you want to listen to him again and the cursor will default on the answer yes. Kaepora Gaebora has annoyed so many gamers that, once again... games literally made to kill him.
#1
Pokey Minch
Pokey Minch
This guy has two games worth to make you hate him. In Earthbound, he starts off as your typical bully, all talk and no bite. You help him find his little brother out of pity and end up being chosen by the magic bee to save the world. But as you go on leveling up, gaining items, and recruiting new party members, Porky will be there to impede your progress at various intervals. He eventually shows up as Giygas' right hand man. This is where things get a little iffy. If you believe that Giygas is the embodiment of evil, then Pokey is evil just for following him. But if you believe the supposed Giygas theory in which Giygas is just a fetus trying to protect itsself and turning the Devil's Machine off caused it to become unbalanced, that the whole fight against Giygas is just one big, great attempt to "abort" him, then Pokey is evil for helping you destroy him. Either way, Pokey time travels away and returns again in Mother 3 under the name of Porky. Porky's tinkering with the animals of the Nowhere Islands lead to the deaths of main character Lucas' mother, Hinawa, and twin brother, Claus, who Porky later revives and robotinizes to make his own personal slave. He also corrupts Lucas' hometown, turning it from a peaceful utopia into a decadant city. The people that live in it, once so kind and caring, become conformist assholes who don't give a fuck about you if you aren't the same as them. Eventually the people abandon the town for Porky's City, leaving it to die. You go to fight Porky and find out about Claus being robotinized. The final battle is against Claus for the final needle. As you fight Claus, he fights more and more against Porky until he gains enough control to kill himself via a bolt of lightning, leading to a shattering conclusion of the condition of Lucas' psyche, we're sure, as well as a big blow on the player's mind as well. But Porky loses in the end, right? Wrong. Before you fight Claus, you fight Porky. At the end of the fight against Porky, he manages to get into a device known as the Absolutely Safe Capsule. Though he can never escape, he is immortal, and since he wishes to be isolated from the rest of the world, he has, in a way, achieved that. So despite all the pain caused to Lucas and despite all the attrocities he has commited, Porky actually wins... ... ...
FUCK!
THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF! We go through Hell and back just so the bad guy can win?! Just so Claus can commit suicide?! That's bullshit! I wanted Porky to die! I wanted to shove a PSI Fire up his ass and watch him burn to death! What's even worse is there is proof of an unused set of sprites in which Porky was supposed to die... BUT THEY LET HIM LIVE?! THEY SHOULD'VE KILLED HIM! I HATE HIM! HE'S A KILLER! HE'S A BRAT! HE'S OBNOXIOUS, SELF-ABSORBED, AND EGOTISTICAL! HE'S CAUSED SO MUCH DAMAGE AND YET HE'S ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH IT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~*shot*
Long story short, he hates Pokey/Porky a lot. We hope you enjoyed the list. Have a nice day.
