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Post by 42zombies on Aug 12, 2008 13:48:37 GMT -5
"Erm... you don't really get how powers work, do ya?" Jackpot asked. "I use my powers to make those bullets miss me, pard. If you're trying to miss me, I don't have to do much. See, I alter the odds of certain events happenin'; like, say, the odds of one of them bullets hittin' you."
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 12, 2008 14:02:34 GMT -5
"Schraube (fuck)... I was sure that would work..." He flipped again. "Oh well!!!" Mr. 42 put away his guns, pulled out two knives, and ran head on at Jackpot.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 12, 2008 14:13:40 GMT -5
"You know what they say about knives and gunfights, pard." Jackpot said as he took several steps back and fired a shot at each of Mr. 42's hands.
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 12, 2008 14:25:18 GMT -5
"GODFUCKINGOW!!!!!!!" Mr. 42 stuffed his hands in his armpits in pain, but not before dropping the knives. "I know what they say about knives at gunfights..." He immediately whipped his chameleon tail around Jackpot's neck and started strangling him with it. "OOO! But what about tails?!"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 12, 2008 14:30:07 GMT -5
Jackpot coughed violently. "Oh, #@$*!" He gasped as he started choking. He dropped his gun on the ground as he reached for Mr. 42's tail in an attempt to loosen it.
Shaun saw Jack drop his gun and dove for it, grabbing it in his right hand. "Um... how do I use this?!" "Pull... pull the..." Jackpot gasped, squirming. "Pull the what?! The what?!" Shaun asked.
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 12, 2008 14:36:20 GMT -5
"WEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!" Mr. 42 exclaimed joyfully as he ran around, smashing Jackpot's face into walls. Then finally he smashed him into the ground at a 90 degree angle, planting him on his side. Mr. 42 held Jackpot's body down with one of his feet, his tail still on the neck, and his other foot under Jackpot's head. "I'll lift my foot up and push it to the other side so quickly it'll break your neck and you'll die... Sounds like fun!!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 12, 2008 15:52:59 GMT -5
"EEEEP!!" Booster, who had been watching from a distance, gasped in terror.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Aug 12, 2008 17:37:45 GMT -5
From out of the bush hopped a strange cloth rabbit. It stared at Booster for a second before hopping over to Yui, flipping him over so the wind up key was upwards, and rewinding it blindlingly fast, taking only about 30 seconds to wind the whole thing. There was a small click, and the key began to turn backwords. Yui groaned for a second before standing up.
Eriol let out a slightly wolflike growl before leaping down the church. He smashed his bronze key down at Yui, who quickly raised his to block the attack. Eriol then began slashing at Yui, electricity sparkling from the end of his key, while Yui tried to block the keyslashes. He turned his head to see Jackpot being attacked by Mr. 42, while Shawn fumbled with the gun.
"SHAWN, PULL THE DAMN TRIGGER!" Yui yelled before Eriol attempted to smash his head in. He dodged out of the way, only to be knocked over by a stab to the stomach by Eriol's key.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 12, 2008 20:37:28 GMT -5
Shaun pulled the trigger. "It's not working!" He yelled angrily.
A sudden, bright explosion of energy hit Mr. 42. "Sorry I'm late, amici, but I wound up about a block away." A voice with a Brooklyn accent said. A man in an actual uniform leaned against the wall. "I wound up absorbing energy from some cars and a baseball. I've got enough ammo to take on this freak."
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 12, 2008 20:44:45 GMT -5
"And then there's us..." said Leonard, dropping down from the "mob"'s limo. "We just came to check on our new recruit"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 12, 2008 20:53:09 GMT -5
The man sighed. "You really don't wanna drive anything near me." He said as his eyes began glowing bright yellow. He began draining energy from the limo. "Any idea where we are, guys? No? Maybe this is heaven. Maybe I'm dead. Who knows?"
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 18, 2008 15:06:37 GMT -5
"Fuck" said Leonard. The limo dropped on top of him. "Um, boss, I think we crushed Leonard" said NT9. "I'm OK!"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 18, 2008 16:06:06 GMT -5
"This can't be heaven, though. Wouldn't make sense for me to be here." He said darkly as he pointed a brightly-glowing finger at Mr. 42. "Drop my friend."
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 18, 2008 17:59:08 GMT -5
Mr. 42 climbed to the roof of the church. "Are you SURE about that?" He was dangling Jackpot away from the roof.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 19, 2008 14:01:03 GMT -5
Firecracker looked up. "You let go of Jackpot, he'll survive." He said calmly. "Whether it's my powers or his, he'll make it. I'm not letting anyone die; not even you."
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