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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 23, 2008 22:14:21 GMT -5
Pit floated down and landed dramatically at the front of the village as the Peach, Wolt, and the Walrus approached.
"And here we are! Bonsai Village!"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 24, 2008 12:14:50 GMT -5
A cheerleader in pigtails ran up to the group cheerfully. "Yay! Hello, everyone!"
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Post by sovereignpanda on Aug 25, 2008 2:46:18 GMT -5
The Walrus gave a scoff and mock-retched. Wolt, ever the gentleman, smiled back as well as he could.
"Uh, h-hello there!"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 25, 2008 16:21:01 GMT -5
"Oh, I love a disgusted mortal!" The cheerleader cheered. "Hooray! But I highly suggest you show me a bit more respect. YAY!"
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Post by sovereignpanda on Aug 25, 2008 17:54:58 GMT -5
"Yeah, an' I 'ighly suggest tha you run yer self off o' a very 'igh cliff, if you know what I mea--OW, BLIMEY, JESUS CHROIST!"
Down went The Walrus--Wolt, thoroughly fed up with the older man's behaviour, had aimed a rather hard kick to his shins in reprimandment.
It appeared Wolt had rather poor aim for a sniper.
"BLOODY--CHROIST, HOW CULD YOU DO THAT TO A FELLOW MALE?? YA YELLOW BASTARD, F-- "
[ooc: I... I don't know. I just don't know. :: sleep deprived!::]
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 25, 2008 17:58:29 GMT -5
"Ah, violence and swearing; a favorite of lesser minds." The cheerleader mused. "I'm surprised you didn't say 'kick your ass', or some variation there of! Hooray!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 26, 2008 12:00:52 GMT -5
Peach looked at the cheerleader oddly. "...you're very strange. Who ARE you?"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 26, 2008 15:44:55 GMT -5
"Oh! We're asking questions, are we?" The cheerleader asked. "Ah, the look on someone's face when they think they've just gotten smarter! Very well. Allow me to introduce myself; I'm a man of wealth and taste. You may refer to me by my proper name; Senor Diablo."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 27, 2008 23:30:45 GMT -5
Peach looked unconvinced. "You're a guy?"
"Whaaa?" Pit looked confused.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 28, 2008 6:15:31 GMT -5
"Yes, well, I occasionally take this form!" The cheerleader exclaimed. "Ultimate evil, and what-not! Yay! Act a little over-peppy, though. But it's still better than what's happening to me."
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Post by sovereignpanda on Aug 29, 2008 3:06:07 GMT -5
Wolt took a break from profusely apologizing to the wounded Brit hunched on the ground to step in front of Peach and Pit almost protectively, a simularily bewildered expression on his face.
"What? Are you serious? That's not possible."
The Walrus continued to whimper and moan painfully from his position all the while.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 29, 2008 15:14:04 GMT -5
"Isn't it funny when mortals think that their understanding of reality is the correct one?" Senor Diablo asked. When nobody laughed, he looked around. "Hmm. Just me? I guess that figures."
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Post by sovereignpanda on Aug 29, 2008 19:55:36 GMT -5
Wolt looked at him a bit oddly.
"Oh, no, actually I think I' went insane a while back, and am making all of this ridiculous mess up, which would actually explain a lot. And I didn't kick you that hard, Walrus, stop moping and get up."
"I... I think ya neuter'd me..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Aug 29, 2008 20:02:09 GMT -5
Peach made a very strange face in confusion.
Pit grew defensive. "...so... what is it you want, then?"
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 30, 2008 6:22:46 GMT -5
"This may be a bit surprising to hear from someone as powerful as me," Senor Diablo began, "but I need your help."
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