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Post by ryocker on Apr 9, 2011 0:50:08 GMT -5
"Hey Winky-Buns! IIINNN COOMIIIIINNNG!!!!!!"
Kazooie, Ore! Sanjou!
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B. Marquis
Poster On Dah Wall
B:/echo Hello lady-type people!
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Post by B. Marquis on Apr 9, 2011 3:40:33 GMT -5
"Lilian Flamel had her reasons, of course. For one, her ingredients were close at hand, and she could stash Mr. Snuggles here when she didn't need him. And she did look like an innocent little Girl Scout. It wasn't her fault that people missed the note about the cookies being made with soylent green. Every Girl Scout who made their own cookies made them with corpses, so why was she the only one who got caught over it?
Okay, the fact that she'd gloated about it last year probably had something to do with that."
Narration: Night of the Living Snickerdoodles!
"Studies have indicated that "speaking too soon" causes some hole in the space-time continuum and causes something horrible to happen. Speaking too soon has been shown to have major ramifications on one's health and sanity. Saying anything that could be construed as "speaking too soon" has been shown to lower your life expectancy by 20%, and those of people around you by 50%. You would think that it would be the other way around, but that isn't quite the truth."
More Narration: Night of the Living Snickerdoodles!
"Forget about stomping cookies and kill her!" Lili screamed. "Kill her, kill her, kill her! And kill Mr. Cloaky over there too, he's an eyesore!"
-Lilian Flamel: Night of the Living Sinckerdoodles!
"It seemed odd for the Guardian to lose all sense of fighting instinct, but there really is none to speak of when your opponent is a giant teddy bear; odds are usually forsaken and the giant teddy bear automatically wins."
Even More Narration: Night of the Living Snickerdoodles!
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