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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 0:10:29 GMT -5
"Pussy." Matilde dropped him to the ground. Perceval hid a giggle under his hand.
"Well..." Double D spoke up. "Is there anything else we need to know?"
(they're going to share the pain of the delivery, right? "Three souls work as one to produce the miracle that is life.")
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 0:22:37 GMT -5
(Who's the third soul? Felix, Double D, and...)
"Ja, there ist vone more thing," Schrodinger said. "And that is?" Trevor asked.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 0:24:23 GMT -5
(the baby! ^^ She's gotta get herself out too! OOH! I have the perfect name for her, too ^^)
Double D began to sweat. "...yes?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 0:29:13 GMT -5
(This is merely to add tension then. THE BABY WILL NOT DIE, but I will be cruel and make the two worry *smirk*)
"Ze baby also has to vork to come out, of course. But angel babies are more fragile zen human babies. Zere is an 80% chance you vill end up miscarraiging ze infant und birth it dead," Schrodinger said. Now Felix felt his heart beating even more, so he tried to express his fear by showing sarcasm and anger. "Ohhhh jeeze, thanks a lot. Yeah, this is so good to know! I get pregnent, find out I get screwed up, and now I find out that the baby could be born dead! I suppose I've got NOTHING to worry about in that case, what with being the world's most powerful villain magnet, a baby that might not make it, and the fact that Double D has to suffer with me! Yeah, guys, nothing to worry about at all! I'm so happy that we're gonna be ok! In fact, let's go out to get hot chocolates! And we can put marshmellow in them and arrange them in happy faces because WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY!" Trevor ran out and smacked Felix across the face. "Dear lord, get a hold of yourself man!" he said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 0:34:39 GMT -5
(you're mean XD)
"E-eighty percent!??" Double D felt like throwing up. "N-no! That's not..."
(don't forget to mention he'll be doing part of the work, too. XD that'll be fun, both of them screaming in pain xD)
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 0:36:15 GMT -5
"Ja... Oh, and you feel pain during ze birth too. It's like both of you haf to give birth," Schrodinger said and had Felix's hand around his throat. "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?!" he asked. "Felix, can you regenerate body parts?" Trevor asked. "YES, WHY... FUUUUUUUUCK!" Trevor had severed the hand that held Schrodinger. "You need to calm down... Does anybody have any anesthetic?" Trevor asked.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 0:38:47 GMT -5
(XD Sorry for pumping you with info, I just put a lotta thought into this with my free time)
Double D paled further. "...you can't be serious."
"....geez. Brutal," Raz commented.
"EEEK!" Perceval saw Felix's wounds and hurried in, trying to help.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 0:48:23 GMT -5
"I'M FINE!" Felix said as his hand appeared from holy light. "Ok, stop yelling." "WHY?!" Trevor sighed and then bashed Felix over the head with the blunt end of his sword. "Not good for your help... or mine... or ours," Trevor said to the unconcious boy.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 0:57:19 GMT -5
"F-Felix!" Double D gawked at Trevor. "W-wasn't that a bit too harsh!?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 0:58:35 GMT -5
"Was it?" Trevor asked. Zis has been very amusing, Schrodinger thought, trying not to laugh.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 10:25:10 GMT -5
Fletcher sighed. "...right then. With that done, are we all ready to go?"
"Double D?" Ed questioned his shaking friend. "Are you okay?"
Double D replied by swaying a bit, then hitting the ground.
Thwump.
"...guess not," Raz commented.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 10:43:11 GMT -5
"See? This is why rest is a good thing," Trevor said. "I think zere's a very big different between rest und unconciousness,
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 11:05:08 GMT -5
"Yeah, he kinda... fainted from shock," Matilde noted. "And YOU knocked the angel unconcsious."
Carefully, Michiko lifted Double D into her arms while Raz took Felix into his.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 9, 2008 11:42:31 GMT -5
"Oi, Nazi boy," Trevor called, then Schrodinger appeared behind him. "Very funny, but I've read Hellsing before and I know what you can do," he said. "Damn," Schrodinger said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jun 9, 2008 12:41:17 GMT -5
"Heh. Nice try."
Fletcher sighed. "Shall we head back, then?"
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