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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 21:46:16 GMT -5
"Now that you are all crazy, even me, I must go" stated BM "OH SWEET POSSIBLY EXISTING GOD!!!" exclaimed Cleric. "Wait!" said Richard, but Black Mage teleported out of there to quick. "So... does anybody know any good party games?"
(Wait for NN)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 7, 2008 23:12:39 GMT -5
(Good god! What the hell, guys!? This turned into ANOTHER f***ing fight! Goddammit! What the hell happened to the drama here!? We had a STORY going on, in case you freaking forgot!)
"STOP IT, ALL OF YOU!!!![/b]" Double D's scream was anough to wake the dead and kill them all over again.
"D-Double D! Calm down!"
"I just..." he gasped, tears running rivers down his face. "..want to know... if my child's...!"
"...bon..."
"H-huh..?" Double D glanced at Perceval, who was sitting above Felix, smiling.
"Felix... le bebe... ils sont bon."
No one needed to translate. He knew. Sobbing, Double D collapsed atop Felix, wailing in sweet relief. "Felix... oh god...!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 23:17:10 GMT -5
Teala turned to face Felix and Double D. Finally, she could do what she wanted to do! "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Teala, and I am here to bless your child." She bowed to the soon-to-be-parents.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 7, 2008 23:19:12 GMT -5
"She's going to be alright then? Thank god," Felix said. (Well forgive me, this time it's PAC's fault because WHO THE HELL HAS A HEALING KNIFE?!)
(And now... for the sad fluffy catboy scene.)
Schrodinger came back with some food. "I'm back vith some food in case of ze cravings," he said. He got red eyes all around. "Vhat?" Trevor cracked his knuckles. "Guys... I think it's time to play pinata with a certain unlovable Neo-Nazi fucker," he said. "Again? Trevor, vould you just...?" "TRAITOR!" Felix now yelled and chucked his sword into Schrodinger's head. Trevor stared at Felix, impressed at the aim. "Huh?" Schrodinger pulled the sword out of his head.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 23:22:34 GMT -5
"Hmm... I smell a fight! Might as well join it to protect the princess and the soon-to-be-blessed." Uziami jumped into what could become a fight, feeling Blackaura Uziami take over.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 7, 2008 23:25:19 GMT -5
"...okay, what the HELL is going on?" Eddy demanded. "We were gone for two seconds!"
"Two seconds can be enough to change a lot," Fleetfoot remarked.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 23:28:06 GMT -5
Teala looked over at the scene. "Two seconds can change a peaceful setting into World War III."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 23:30:48 GMT -5
"Fine then, I'll go" said Richard. He immediately ran out of the room and out the window. "Anyway," said Cleric "I do OBGYN"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 7, 2008 23:31:30 GMT -5
"Who was that bitch with the musket?" Trevor asked Schrodinger. "Zat vas Rip Van... Vhat ze Hell 'appened?!" Schrodinger asked, noticing Felix. "You brought her here... And she shot Felix!" Trevor said.
(I would like to say Felix and DD support this theory as well.)
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 23:34:52 GMT -5
Teala gasped. The carrier of the child had been shot. She might not be able to save the parent, but she could bless the child to help it. "Felix... That is your name, right? ... I can help a little..."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 23:37:05 GMT -5
"Too late" said Cleric. He mended Felix wound with the Healing Shiv. "Though, we'll have to do an immediate Cesarean Section due to the baby having a wound"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 7, 2008 23:38:58 GMT -5
Fleetfoot nodded in agreement. "Whatever helps, right?"
Double D was trembling like mad, still clinging to Felix.
(I dare Scrho to approach in concern XD)
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 7, 2008 23:40:12 GMT -5
"Allow me to help. My claw will create the opening for the Cesarean Section, and from there, I'll stay out of the way until your part's over. I'll seal the opening."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 7, 2008 23:41:16 GMT -5
"Well get on with it!" said Cleric
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Post by Felix Falora on Jul 7, 2008 23:42:20 GMT -5
"Right," Trevor told Cleric. "Ummm... are you ok?" Schrodinger asked, coming near Felix... He then had Trevor cut his head off, then came back to Felix incinerating him into ashes with a flamethrower handed to him by Trevor, then came back to Alucard blasting his head into pieces, then came back and flailed his arms. "VHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?! IT VAS RIP VAN ZAT DID ZIS, NOT ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" "Lies! You brought her here to kill Felix," Trevor said. "Nazis never change. Scum from birth and scum until the end. You were born with no souls." "That is rascist, Trevor, there were some good Nazis... But I agree that you are soulless you kitty cat wannabe," Felix said. "... Of all the insults you could come up with," Trevor said.
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