The Cup is Here, and Freezing His Straw Off

[coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo)]

Master Shake himself is walking through the icy place that is Igloo Village.

"That fricken figures, I had to pick the place to go which is the most cold. No, I coudln't just go to Long Beach, no, had to be this fricken place," Shake said.

[0fenrir0]

Homer pass by with a sled being pulled by dogs. "Mush! Mush! Mush!" He yelled, whipping them. "Hault! Hault! Hault!" He yelled, stopping them. He got off and untied the dogs. "That's enough for toda-" The dogs suddenly jumped him and mauled on him. "Arrgh!!! Ahhh!!!! No, that's my whipping arm!" The dogs then ran off. Homer looked at them at the distance. "...Dooo'h, why does everything I whip leave me?"

[coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo)]

Shake walked up and saw the dogs leave as well as a maimed yellow guy.

"Sweet, I just witnessed the greatest dog fight ever. Kiss my ass Michael Vick," he says.

[0fenrir0]

Homer stood back up and saw Shake. "...Oooh, a giant shake!" He said. "I wonder what flavor is it?" He jumped on the top of him and tried taking a sip of him.

[mrsaturn123]

Wolf wandered through the snow. He was freezing his tail off and was glad just to have finally found a nearby town. Of course he wasn't so happy when the first thing he saw was a fat middle-aged guy trying to take a sip out of a giant shake with a face.

"Alright...I think I've lost it..." he muttered as he stared in confusion.

[coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo)]

"Hey, hey, get off weird yellow guy," Shake said.

He noticed Wolf and was wide-eyed.

"It's not what it looks like officer," he said.

[mrsaturn123]

"What!? I ain't no officer!" Wolf snapped ", But I do think I've gone crazy..." He paused for a moment ", Would you get off!" Wolf ordered ", That looks...wrong..."

[coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo)]

Shake fired his, I believe it's called, Pecan Projecter in Homer's mouth, not only getting him off, but hopefully satisfying his needs.

"Jesus, I haven't been that violated since Meatwad tried to see if I had ice," he said.

[0fenrir0]

Homer swallowed the load. "Mmm... Pecan..." He drooled, and caused him to try to suck more of his juices, before spitting out a suspicious red liquid....

[Felix Falora]

"UGH!" Christian could not believe what she was seeing. When she saw Master Shake, cue the sweatdrop. "I hate that show," she muttered to herself, then noticed Homer. Cue beat of sweatdrops. " hate him altogether." Then Kyle came in and she looked up at him. More sweatdrops. ... Damnit, he's the cute one of the group, she thought.

[coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo)]

"FYI, Mr. Christian girl, this "show" of mine you refer to, kicks all other ass, this yellow guy, yeah, he sucks, and as for that small kid who for some odd reason I want to call a jew, how in blue hell could you like him, he's smaller than Gary Coleman," Shake said.

[Felix Falora]

"At least I don't look like a toilet! And for your information, South Park is fucking better then your lame ass excuse of a show!" Kyle said to Shake. Christian backed up and stayed out of the argument.

[0fenrir0]

"Hey, your both wrong!" He said, jumping off of shake. "My show is WAY better than your lamewads. I mean, who wants to see a group of kids cursing all the time and three food with episodes with no plot whatsoever!." Home stood quiet for a moment. "....Mmm.... Frenchfries, shake, and meat wad..." He started drooling again.

[Felix Falora]

"You again! You're still fatter then fucking Cartman and the only cool character in your show is Bart because he kicks your goddamn ass!" Kyle yelled at Homer.

[0fenrir0]

"And you're that kid who peed himself when he saw that evil magician!" He brought up. "...Or was that him? Or me...?" He said to himself...