|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 20, 2008 21:33:35 GMT -5
"OW!" Raz rubbed his eye. "..what the hell!? Where'd YOU come from!? Where'd ALL you people come from!? Seriously!"
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 20, 2008 23:27:57 GMT -5
(Bowie = Bowyer, Santa Claus = Smithy) "aaaAAAAaaa! Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder!" said Homsar. His hat flew around some more.
|
|
|
Post by mrsaturn123 on Jan 21, 2008 7:26:50 GMT -5
(Bowyer doesn't understand that Santa is Smithy though)
"Strange you are..." Bowyer commented ",But nevermind that, busy I am!"
"And busy are we," Culex agreed ",Now get the hell out of the forest."
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 21, 2008 10:08:00 GMT -5
(Honestly, the only way to get rid of Homsar is to literally kick him out. Of course, he always comes back again) "Raaa. iiIII'm a touchy FEELY-holic!" said Homsar. (This is the part where you get the jibblies, it's the jibblies' spell XD.)
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 21, 2008 13:37:39 GMT -5
"What!? EEYAH!" Raz started twitching and dancing around. "What the HELL!?!"
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 21, 2008 13:43:32 GMT -5
(Jibblies is when you seize and repeat JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE! frantically) "This diiIIinner party is top dollar" said Homsar.
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 21, 2008 13:46:56 GMT -5
"W-WHAT!?!?! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!" Raz procceeded to have a seizure. "JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!"
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 21, 2008 13:50:50 GMT -5
"AaaAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag..." said Homsar. Homsar stood there and smiled dumbly for a while while Raz was having a Jibblies attack. Out of nowhere he started floating on his side. "IiiI'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a healthy piece of real estate"
|
|
|
Post by mrsaturn123 on Jan 21, 2008 19:46:18 GMT -5
"Shutup!" Bowyer pointed his finger at Homsar and shouted ",Bolt!" A bolt of lightning came at Homsar.
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 21, 2008 20:32:49 GMT -5
The bolt zapped Homsar, and he hit the ground. "LeeEEEt's sing a song of Pennzoil!" he said. He started floating again.
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 21, 2008 20:36:05 GMT -5
"S-JIBBILIE-STOP-JIBBILIE-HIM!!" Raz got out in his Jibbilies seizure.
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 21, 2008 20:44:14 GMT -5
(He's crazy ain't he? XD) Homsar just floated while Raz still had the Jibblies. "NooOObody move, it sure beats breaking up with me!" he said as he floated. He duplicated himself and the copies transformed into Bowyer, Culex and Raz. The copies just floated there and spoke in Homsar's strange, backwards english.
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 22, 2008 13:43:20 GMT -5
Finally, Raz collapsed. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!" he cried in agony.
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on Jan 22, 2008 13:50:54 GMT -5
"Obla-dee, Obla-da" said Homsar as he floated
|
|
|
Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 24, 2008 12:04:20 GMT -5
"ARRGGGGHHH!!!!" At last, Raz created a mental boot and kicked Homsar out of the jungle. "DAMMIT, that guy was getting on my nerves. ANYWAYS..." He faced Bowyer. "...back to you."
|
|