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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 11:53:24 GMT -5
Larry the angel was sitting on a rock. His name was Larry, and he was a mindless NPC. No one cared about him. This was why he was very neatly decapitated by a leechsleeve and fell to the ground bleeding due to the fact that he was now headless and thus just about as dead as an angel could get.
The perpetrator of this particular murder lifted the leechsleeve up to his mouth and licked the blood off. He was grinning like an idiot. To be honest, he had no idea why he was even in heaven. He had no good morals, he'd killed several people, and found all sorts of fun in sin and stuff. Someone musta misfiled something at the Big Guy's place.
In any case, Chip was back. Oh, he was still dead technically but he was back. He ripped off the dead angel's wings and chewed on them for a moment.
"Yum. Tastes like pidgin," Chip said. He'd meant to say "pigeon." Of course, he was sure that this crime wouldn't go unnoticed for long by anyone, living or dead. In fact, that was half the reason he'd killed Larry. Chip and Dale both needed to get back into the swing of things. Chip sat down on the same rock Larry had been and got to waiting.
"Come on... come on you bloody idiots... I wanna have some fun before I descend back to the mortal world," Chip said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 13:12:27 GMT -5
So.... this was heaven, huh?
The red-tressed swordsman looked around him with a perpetual pout. Honestly, it didn't really look that impressive. Where were the pearly white gates, the harmonious chorus, the beautiful women!? If this was what he was looking forward to as a Chosen, then he was SERIOUSLY jipped.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 13:21:11 GMT -5
Chip looked up as he saw someone enter Heaven. He grinned and got up off of his rock. That would work nicely, he thought to himself as he walked over toward the Chosen.
"Heya there! My name's Chip! Now, I gotta ask..." He put a hand under his chin and examined Zelos for a moment. "Are you a boy or a giiiiiiirl?"
Well, he certainly didn't waste any time.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 13:30:31 GMT -5
Zelos glanced down at Chip, his eye twitching. They had to be KIDDING! Little green men!?! Sheesh! What kinda Heaven WAS this!?
Still, he humored the little guy all the same, running his fingers through his silken hair. "Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm too beautiful for you to tell the difference, huh? Well, unfortunately, I'm a guy. Sorry to disappoint if you were interested."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 13:43:28 GMT -5
Chip suddenly realized that as an Archghost, he was currently in his normal ghost form... which sucked balls. It took him a moment to realize why he was so small. Chip snapped his fingers, and he returned to normal height, which pretty well towered over Zelos. Really, there was only one other person Chip knew who was taller than him, and that was Hammy, the seven foot tall squirrel. Seriously, what the fuck?
"Nah, that's okay. I like girls! Only girls!" Chip said. He put a leechsleeve around Zelo's shoulder. "My name's Chip! And yours?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 13:58:31 GMT -5
Zelos watched him grow listlessly. Eh. Wasn't all that weird really. Not compared to other stuff he'd seen. Like a half-angel kid growing wings THREE TIMES AS LARGE as his. Yeah, THAT made a lotta sense.
He glanced down at the sleeve draped over his arm, swearing that it was smiling at him. He disredarded it dumbly, turning a smirk to the not-so-little green man. "Chip, huh? Zelos Wilder. The pleasure is all yours."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 14:08:47 GMT -5
Chip grinned. He liked this poor little oblivious effeminate man.
"Well, Mr. Zelos, I've got a bit of a situation on my hands, if it isn't too much of a bother. I dunno if you've noticed, but I'm a ghost. Got my heart cut out by this asshole named Flamel, you mighta heard of him. Problem is, someone messed up and sent me to heaven, and now that I'm here, I can't get out. You wouldn't mind helping me, would ya?" Chip asked. He looked up. There were a few too awkward looking to be birds flying objects coming toward him.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 14:46:47 GMT -5
"So, this really IS Heaven, huh?" Zelos' pout returned as he looked around their surroundings again. "Geez... must've gotten ruined when they opened the place to everyone...
Before he could elaborate, he followed Chip's gaze up, spotting what looked like...
"...angels. Great." He sighed. From his experience, angels were not fun to deal with. Not at all. "What a downer," he lamented, flicking his sword partway out with his thumb. "Help me deal with these guys, and you've got yourself a deal."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 15:05:53 GMT -5
Chip grinned and removed his leechsleeve from around Zelo's shoulders. He was standing relaxed and his sleeves appeared to be moving like there weren't any actual arms in them.
"Okay!" Chip said to Zelos. He looked back up at the angels. A little closer now...
Finally, one got close, and Chip suddenly shot a leechsleeve up at the angel, grabbing it by the head. He flung it far away, once again pulling the head off of it, but he didn't eat this one like he had poor Larry the NPC. The angels started rushing down at Chip.
"Get him!" some of them yelled.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 15:20:29 GMT -5
"Ooh!!" Zelos cringed at Chip's attack. Well, now. No subtlty here, huh? Well, Zelos could work with that.
He swiftly pulled out his sword and shield, stabbing another angel in the chest and one in the gut. Ha! Easy!
He kept at Chip's back, warding out another group with... "Grave!" ...rocks shooting up and stabbing some through and knocking the others away. "Hehe, why leave? You're pretty popular up here, aren't ya?" he joked to Chip.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 15:25:06 GMT -5
Chip gave what could possibly be amounted to a shrug as he continued whipping his sleeves around and knocking angels away. He only decapitated those that came a little too close for his liking. He wanted to save his appetite, after all.
"I dunno what you're talkin' about, you seem like quite the popular guy yourself!" Chip grinned and grabbed one angel by the wings as it came a bit too close for comfort. "Alright buddies! One step closer and this guy gets his wings ripped off! And y'know what they say about angels and wings~"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 15:32:04 GMT -5
Zelos stiffened as they began to back off. Well, Chip sure wasn't wasting any time, was he? Damn, he was just getting started... and the alien stole his bravado...
Oh well. Might as well let him have his moment. Yeah. Zelos was considerate like that.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 15:39:31 GMT -5
Chip smirked, and his expression suddenly became more than a tad bit evil as the angels stepped away. "That's right, walk away... Good birdies."
One they were at a comfortable distance, Chip put one foot on the angel's back and kicked. Inertia did its job. The wings ripped right off, and the angel fell to the ground. Chip wheeled around and started running.
"You might wanna run now!" Chip yelled. He was gonna make the run for the "pearly gates" now. Fuck St. Peter and fuck Zelos, he was getting out of here. At least he'd gotten his entertainment.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2010 16:33:54 GMT -5
"Huh?" Zelos watched Chip break through the circle of angels, swiftly following, just as one of the angel's swords swept through the spot he had occupied a second before.
"Hey! Wait up!!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 10, 2010 16:43:09 GMT -5
Chip grinned back at Zelos. The angels were pursuing both of them, of course. Chip saw he was coming up to a brick wall, but he used his sleeves to propel himself up over the wall. He landed smoothly on the other side and then started running. As an afterthought, he used Dale to punch a hole in the wall for Zelos to run through. Might as well help the guy stay alive.
"Hurry up!" Chip yelled.
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