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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:26:51 GMT -5
"Very well, Hul-- I mean Gigamiles." The Aspect of Orcus said. "You give me no choice but to--"
A flock of blue-eyed ravens attacked the aspect, poking its evil eyes out. "OH, NINE HELLS OF BAATOR! WHAT IN-- OH, CRAP! MY HP! NOT MY HP!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:31:56 GMT -5
Gigamiles sweatdropped. "Okay... This is awkward..." He looked back at the birds attacking The Aspect of Orcus, and sweatdropped again. "Very awkward."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:38:50 GMT -5
"Damned mind-controlled ravens..." P muttered irritably. "Almost as bad as the enraged, mind-controlled zombies. Oh, well."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:42:33 GMT -5
"Yeah... And tell your master that if he wants his lost gold coin, he can take Uziami's. Uziami is a blue fox-like creature that walks on two legs."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:44:29 GMT -5
"What? No, it was my gold coin!" P exclaimed. "I need it to buy a soda at the mall! I'm somehow still able to drink soda."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:46:42 GMT -5
Gigamiles couldn't help but laugh. "If you want a soda that badly, just have one of your beasts maul the machine."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:49:11 GMT -5
"Zombies aren't very good with machines; and Aspects of Orcus are bound to Orcus' will... for some reason, he don't like soda too much. I'm thinking soda might have something to do with the Raven Queen." P sighed. "It's not like the old days, when I could just be evil whenever I wanted; nope. Now I've gotta make sure it's alright with Orcus."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 12:52:48 GMT -5
Gigamiles, who had since resumed his identity as Miles, was thinking. "Hmm... Orcus and the Raven Queen... They seem to have control over the guy, P..."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 12:57:31 GMT -5
"Hey, I heard that!" P exclaimed somehow. "Don't you dare loop me into the same circle as the Raven Queen! She's a hack goddess! A hack! HACK! HAAAACK!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:00:01 GMT -5
Miles did not like intruders in his mind. "A hack goddess... Interesting..." He said while writing that down on a piece of paper.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:02:29 GMT -5
"Yeah, she calims she's the goddess of death; but everyone knows that she'd be nothing without Nerull." P said calmly. "That's who I worship, by the way. Plus she hates the undead, which doesn't hold well with us liches. We tend to get help from Orcus, who's basically this big, devil king of the undead. Oh, and then there's this little halfling, who everyone hates."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:07:23 GMT -5
Miles wrote that down on the piece of paper. "This isn't my job. This is Tanachu's job. If you want help, call 1-800-812-TANA." (That number does not actually exist)
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 6, 2008 13:12:25 GMT -5
P took the paper and stuck it in one of his empty eye sockets. "Thanks. I'll try and figure out what it's for later." He began walking away but stopped. "Oh... if you see that halfling, give 'im a kick for me!" He walked away.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 6, 2008 13:16:50 GMT -5
Miles looked back. "Will do! Now I need to find that tomb!" So, he went back to digging through the graves.
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