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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Feb 19, 2010 21:29:11 GMT -5
Infi-FF held her hand up to her earpiece again, answering Gene as she blocked Clown Man with a quickly summoned Banhammer.
"My name is Firebreath Fishslap of the Infinity. You can call me Infi-FF for short. And I don't know who this Tree person is, but perhaps she's an alternate dimension version of the woman who I was born from," Infi-FF stated. "And I can tell you how. I can overload it with so much data that you can't access any of your files anymore. I can use Google Fu to upload a Trojan, or even worse, Conficker, to your computer. It will devour your Navis without abandon, and there is nothing that you can do about it."
She held her hand out, and the Banhammer floated in the space in front of her before reconfiguring into a gigantic blue and green gun.
"And I repeat. Nutcase S. Ball and Gene Gun, call off your Net Navis, or I will destroy them," Infi-FF stated. She wasn't even trying to guard from Clown Man's attacks now, and if he came her way again, she'd dodge in a way that was inhumanly possible. She raised her gun and pointed it at Star Man, Leviathan, and Harpuia. She lowered the hand that was on the earpiece down to her side.
"I only want to make it into the real world. I care not for Juno's plans at the moment. Deal with him yourself for now," Infi-FF stated rather calmly.
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"She sounds really fuc--effing serious," Beatrice said. "Damn, that chick's cold."
"What is she? Some kind of living computer virus?" Snowy asked Gene. "The others said she didn't look like a Net Navi."
Tree wasn't saying anything. That thing was speaking with her voice, and it was damn creepy.
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Post by nutcase17133 on Feb 20, 2010 4:19:46 GMT -5
"Well Infi-FF, if you could tell us what you want we'll see about letting you out. But considering how you brought back the memories of a psychotic navi, that's one hell of a mark against ya." Nutcase said smugly as he pulled out a battlechip. "We'll be glad to take him down, but we wont let either of you out until he's either incapacitated or deleted. Even then we wont let you out unless you tell us what the hell you want exactly."
Sliding the battlechip into the P.E.T, nutcase said, "By the way your creator apparently didn't program your personality with manners in mind. If you had asked nicely about what you wanted we might have been willing to let you out regardless. Clown Man, put on a show for Juno."
In Gene's laptop, Clown Man laughed madly before saying to Juno, "I'm Clown Man! I'll be your tormentor today!" With that said, Clown Man shook Juno's hand, sending a hundred thousand volts of electricity through him.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Feb 20, 2010 5:18:21 GMT -5
And Nutcase had hit a bit of a Berserk Button for Ms. Infi-FF, who lifted her hand up to her earpiece and started practically yelling in it.
"I wasn't programmed by anyone you stupid organic dipshit! God, do you not spend any time on the internet? It's not a series of tubes like what that stupid ass politician said! It's an actual dimension! Filled with actual people!" Infi-FF practically screamed. "Gah, no wonder everyone hates you stupid organics! And I thought I was doing a good thing by trying to help you stupid dipshits!"
And toward the end there, Infi-FF had moved into manipulation mode. Her mind moved quickly; after all, it was running on the highest speed internet. She was well aware of the fact that because of her threat, they were considering her an enemy. And so if she made herself look sympathetic, just a bit extreme at times, things would work better.
"You want me to explain what the hell I'm doing here? Fine! Some stupid dipshit's trying to destroy this dimension! And while I normally don't give a shit if someone goes and blows a stupid dimension up (give it a few years and it'll be back again), if this dimension goes, they all go. And that means the Internet too! Where I'm from. The one untouchable dimension, only it's not so untouchable because of that stupid dipshit who's gonna go blow the island up! That's why I'm coming here!"
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"...She's very loud, isn't she?" Taffy asked.
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Post by nutcase17133 on Feb 20, 2010 15:31:20 GMT -5
"Sorry Infi-FF, I was a bit rude wasn't I?" Nutcase siad as he adjusted his glasses. "It's just usually we're aaccustomed to people not acting the way you did at the start when you showed up. But that's not impotant now, we got to stop Juno."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 20, 2010 23:48:23 GMT -5
Harpuia grinned. "That's the best news I heard all day."
"Hey, wait a minute-!!"
Before Juno could finish that statement, he soon found himself surrounded by the multiple digital beings, all of them with their defenses up...
"Oh... This is cute... ... This is VERY cute... Throw enough navi power against a single person, and he goes down quickly, eh?"
Juno's smile was now completely and utterly gone, a frustrated and otherwise infuriated frown completely taking up his face. His squinty eyes were now narrowly open revealing startlingly red eyes. Glaring at Infi-FF, his anti-virus cannon reappeared in a heartbeat. "Who's side are you on? I want to know who I'm blasting and whom I'm not going to."
A psychotic grin appeared, "You'd best get out of the way. This Anti-Virus cannon is used for more then just deleting viruses... Imagine it as a mega buster..." His grin growing ever wider, "Only... More proficient... Say a thousand times more to be exact." A click of the gun confirmed this as the machine powered up.
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harpuia was sent flying back out of the restricted section of the laptop, before he pulled out his laser sabers once more, actually flying through the air as he did. What had just blasted him was a bursting beam from Juno's cannon, making the navi's widen their eyes. They didn't think Juno would be that strong...
"Who's next?" He re-aimed his cannon at Starman. "How about we start with YOU mister 'I'm going to spread the Zero Virus because I'm being paid and I think it's FUN'."
If Starman had enough time, he would've growled at that accusation, defended his new honor, and called Juno a jackass, but considering Juno fired the Anti-Virus Cannon that next instant he really couldn't get around to it.
Dodging the cannon beam was extremely difficult, but given he could fly he had the advantage. "Okay tough guy, PAY-BACK TIME!!!" Pulling his arms back in a bow and arrow stance, a glowing arrow appeared. "Star Arrow!!!" He fired the arrow off...
And it bounced off of Juno's thick armor. "Now, you really don't think normal attacks like THAT are going to affect ME do you?" Firing off another blast, Starman just barely dodged out of the way.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Feb 21, 2010 9:23:56 GMT -5
Infi-FF didn't even flinch as Juno summoned his anti-virus cannon. She didn't even flinch as he gave the specifics of his weapon. Or when he asked whose side she was on. Or when he attacked Harpuia and Star Man. She remained stoic throughout the entire display.
It was once Juno had his back turned to her that she finally started ever so slowly and silently walking toward him. She had turned the earpiece back into data; no one on the other side of things would be able to hear her when she finally started speaking to Juno. She then manifested a switchblade in her hand and once she was right behind him, she grabbed him with one hand and held the switchblade up under his throat with the other. This was a fairly impressive feat considering that Juno was nearly two feet taller than her.
"You asked whose side I was on, right? I'll answer you now," Infi-FF said. She leaned in close to Juno's ear and said in a very low voice, so low that the only one who'd be able to hear it would be Juno himself, "My own. I don't care about your self-destructing search for power, or your friends and their fight against Him. I am here for my own wishes. And you have outlived your purpose, Juno.EXE. You took me to the place I needed to be, and I thank you for that, but to be honest, your lust for power annoys me."
She paused before saying anything else. "You said normal attacks can't pierce your armor, right? Good thing that my attacks are far from normal, then...."
She stepped back from him, and the switchblade disappeared before being replaced with a large blue and green metallic hammer. She grinned before swinging it toward him at a blinding speed. Should it hit, Juno would be sent flying far through the interior of the hard drive, and not only that, but his armor would be cracked enough that normal attacks would be able to pierce through it, if not completely destroyed.
"Think fast, Juno.EXE."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 21, 2010 20:01:56 GMT -5
Juno's eyes widened in disbelief when he heard what he heard, but after a moment, his disbelief melted away into... Was that, respect in his eyes?
"So you fight only for yourself... Pheh, typical." As the giant hammer came his way, he felt an eye twitch. "As much as I feel honored to have the chance to fall at your hands..."
Whether Infi-FF's eyes could believe it or not, Juno suddenly turned translucent, and the hammer phased right through him effortlessly.
"I respectfully decline."
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"An 'Invisi' support chip?!?!?" Gene's eyes widened at this. "But... But how?!?!? No-one ever gave him the data needed to do that!!!!!"
Metal grimly shook his head, "He must've downloaded that power into the armor on his own..."
"Clever psycopath to be sure... He definately has a lot of brains, and is able to endure..."
Shantotto almost looked impressed, needless to say.
"Still this threat must be dealt with before we continue on He will be a pain to our future endeavers so we must make sure he's gone."
Gene nodded, "Gotcha Shantotto." With a single movement, Gene opened up the desk drawer and pulled out two P.E.T's. "Lilia!! Take Leviathan's P.E.T! And I'll handle Harpuia's!"
"What about Starman?" Came Talim from where she stood.
Metal raised a hand. "Allow me, I can handle a P.E.T quite well."
With a nod, Gene tossed Starman's P.E.T to Metal before pulling out a folder, opened it up, and pulled out a couple of the battle chips inside. "Okay, time to strengthen up Harpuia's swords." With that, he inserted two 'Long-sword' chips one at a time.
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Juno's Invisi support chip data appeared to wear off, though he flawlessly dodged Infi-FF's swing, though countering it was proving too tough as the girl was much faster then he thought.
Juno felt a grazing cut appear on his armor. Quick as a flash, his right fist turned into what appeared to be a big golden fist (The obvious effects of a 'Gold Fist' chip) before he swung out in self-defense. Harpuia easily swerved around the fist, and went for a sword cross attack. However, Juno quickly jumped out of the way. "You always were the stubborn one Harpuia-san..."
"Aqua Tower!!!!" A line of water towers shot out from Leviathan after she punched the floor, aiming straight at the navi. Caught by surprise, the navi was sent flying upward. He quickly regained his balance.
"Why Leviathan-chan!" Juno grinned. "I suppose the gloves are off now? Fine by me. 'Shockwave'!!!!!!" Punching the ground a powerful shockwave shot from the ground and towards the others.
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Post by nutcase17133 on Feb 21, 2010 20:21:42 GMT -5
"Sorry charlie!" Clown man said as he pulled out a full-sized mirror. The shockwaves for some inexplicable reason were reflected back at Juno. "Hehehehe! Nutty programmed me with his abilities in mind on top of my normal attacks! You wont get past us very easily, if at all."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Feb 21, 2010 21:01:57 GMT -5
"Uh, yeah, you guys handle Juno and his stupid hunt for power. We're gonna be over here, 'k?" Tree asked before Beatrice, Taffy, Ark, and Snowy all sat down on the couch. Tree sat down next to Ark after they all did so. Wasn't like there was anything else they could do.
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Infi-FF tsk-ed and jumped back as Juno swung the Golden Fist around at Harpuia. As she did so, the computer screens sprung up around her again. Infi-FF glanced at all of them, gathering the information she needed quickly.
"He's absorbed several chips into his data so that he can use them at will. The first was an Invisi chip. The second one was a Gold Fist chip. This makes him a highly unpredictable and yet horridly predictable at the same time foe. Interesting," Infi-FF said. She smiled, and changed her Banhammer into its Ban-BFS form. She loaded a few bullet cartridges into it and pointed the weapon at Juno.
"Just kidding," Infi-FF said, and suddenly the gun broke up to reveal four missiles, which then shot out of what the gun had been toward Juno. Infi-FF then formed the gun into the Banhammer, just as the Shockwave came her way. She jumped out of the way in a rather literal way; she had manifested springs on her shoes at the moment. She loved her hammerspace abilities.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 22, 2010 11:51:49 GMT -5
Juno had to admit, he was impressed. Not only did these competitors know what they were doing, but they did it quite well. Clownman’s move was to be expected, but Infi-FF’s was just damn SURPRISING. “Impressive…” Quickly jumping out of the way of the shockwave (Almost to some’s exasperation, since he jumped so high despite his impressive amount of armor), flew over the shockwave, and landed with a resounding crash next to Clownman. The missile’s Infi-FF fired appeared to home in on him, though his fist appeared to glow a second. “Guts shot!!”
With that, a copy of his right fist was sent flying at the four missiles, hitting one of them…
The resounding kaboom that followed caused a few of the navi’s to scatter, and it wasn’t’ any better that the other missiles blew up along with the first. “Next?” Juno then re-aimed his arm at Leviathan. “How about you then?” His fist appeared to turn very electrical after he said this.
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“Thunder fist!!!” Gene looked panicked. “Lilia!! Leviathan can’t take a hit from that being of the water element!!”
“Working on it!!!” Lilia quickly took a battle chip from the folder and slotted it in.
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Almost immediately, as Juno brought his electrical fist on Leviathan, a yellow barrier with a green cross on the front appeared around Leviathan, and poor Juno couldn’t stop himself fast enough.
THUNK!!! CRASH!!!!
Juno’s fist bounced off of the barrier, before a shockwave, seemingly made from the attack, bounced back at him as well, pounding into the armor. “GUH!!” Juno went sliding backwards, a little hurt but FAR from done. “Very impressive move there Leviathan chan… But I’ll be getting you for that in just a second…”
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Post by nutcase17133 on Feb 22, 2010 14:40:23 GMT -5
"You really should watch where you're standing, doc." Clown Man said in Bugs Bunny's voice.
Before Juno could react, an anvil crashed on top of him. For some inexplicable reason he had stood on the center of a bull's-eye. Clown Man, now dressed in a labcoat, said, "Today's lesson is; Metal conducts electricity." Clown Man's hand became electrified at that and then touched the anvil, zapping the flattened Juno.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Feb 24, 2010 21:50:01 GMT -5
Infi-FF didn't seem bothered by the fact that he'd managed to explode her missles. Then again, there wasn't much that visibly bothered her. She only summoned a few more gun cartridges and loaded them back into her Ban-BFS.
"Certain types of metals, like those in the cartoonish anvil Clown Man.EXE summoned conduct electricity. Others react violently with each other. Tell me, Juno.EXE, do you know what happens when sodium and dihydrogen monoxide interact?" Infi-FF asked. The question was actually completely unrelated to what she was doing as she lifted her gun up again and pointed it at Juno. She didn't like this weapon; it was too heavy and unwieldy, but she wasn't getting anywhere near him. The gun charged up before firing a wild volley of bullets, sending up a smoke cloud around Juno from the ones that hadn't hit him, if any had hit. "They react explosively."
She converted her gun back to its Banhammer form. "This is why pure sodium is impossible to find in the ocean. Now, you can find it in its stabilized form of sodium chloride. That doesn't react anywhere near as violently as pure sodium, and in fact, dissolves in water."
This all was pretty much entirely unrelated to the battle. Mostly. In fact, as she was running toward Juno, jumping high into the air with wings on her feet, literally, and swinging the hammer that could potentially break through his armor, she was giving a warning to Leviathan. Step out of line and she would kill the Net Navi using simple science. Even when on the "good guys'" side, she still liked keeping plans against them.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Feb 25, 2010 13:56:37 GMT -5
Juno was quick to remove the safe after being shocked, and truth be told, that last attack hurt. Growling like a wounded animal, the navi looked up to see Infi-FF's attack coming quickly. A quick sidestep and he was out of the way, the bullets from her previous attack had left a few dents in his armor but nothing too serious. “Of course I know that, you little maniac.” A grin found itself on his face. “However, I know you have no intention of blowing up this room, especially with your little gateway into the real world so close. You could end up destroying it.”
“Wait… The machine is in here?!” Starman asked before lowering his hand. “Well… There goes the plan that supported using Meteo.”
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Back in the real world, Gene was fiercely putting in Battle chips that corresponded with the abilities that Harpuia was using in the computer like he was an old pro. “This isn’t going over so well…” Lilia grumbled as she slotted in a cannon chip, just for the cannon that Leviathan whipped up to have it’s blast bounce off of Juno’s thick armor. “Why in the HELL did you make that armor so THICK?!”
“I always knew that there was the chance that Juno could go berserk again, so I set up a counter measure for it. The armor would prevent any need for him to go berserk in order to defend himself. I never thought that he’d turn against us like this.” Gene answered quickly, throwing in an Electric sword chip. Harpuia used the attack against Juno only for it to leave a small smoldering cut. “Electricity appears to be the armors weakness though, so we should try that!”
“Sounds good.” Metal was quick to slot in a few electric chips into Starman’s P.E.T.
“Hey, everyone?”
Looking to Talim briefly, the girl appeared confused.
“Where’s Shantotto?”
Looking around the gang could safely say Talim had asked a fair question. The Tarutaru woman was nowhere to be found.
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Post by nutcase17133 on Feb 25, 2010 14:05:10 GMT -5
"She was here a second ago..." Nutcase said as he slipped another battlechip in.
In the computer, Clown Man became encased in a ball of electricity.
"WOO-HOO! My favorite move!" Clown Man said estatically.
Clown Man begn bouncing around the room, shouting "WOO-HOO" at the top of his artificial lungs, making sure every few bunces, his lightning ball slammed into Juno while he struggles to get a lock on the crazy navi.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Mar 3, 2010 20:29:27 GMT -5
"A temporary setback, Juno," Infi-FF said. She held the Banhammer behind her back and it turned back into data while she let Harpuia and Clown Man attack Juno. "If I have to sacrifice my only way into the Real World to stop a maniac like you, then fine!"
Oh, she loved manipulating people. She re-summoned her Ban-BFS, and fired a large electrical lazer from it at Juno.
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"She's gone?" Tree looked around. "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of this."
"Me neither. Ark, go look for Shantotto," Snowy said. Ark saluted.
"Yes ma'am, Ms. Snowy!" Ark said, and ran out the door.
"If anyone can find her, Ark can," Tree said. "Considering the time she chose to run off... yeah, I'm getting a bad feeling."
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