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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 17:31:55 GMT -5
In the dead center of the El Grande Mall, a great amount of anger was throbbing inside a very stiff, VERY reluctant Santa Clause. The curls in his beard were curlier than ever in his repressed rage. But he had to keep it to himself; this was the only job avaliable for the season.
"That's IT. I'm NEVER letting Boywer look in the Classifieds for me AGAIN," he muttered to himself.
At least the flow of children was small for now; it was still morning.
Meanwhile, however, Geno was strolling the mall with a group of friends. The moment he saw the Santa Clause, he froze in his step.
"...No way. Is that...?"
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Dec 21, 2007 18:49:17 GMT -5
Mario was in this group as well.
"Kinda looks like Smithy doesn't he Geno?" he laughed ",Wait a sec..."
Mario took a closer look.
"That IS Smithy!" Mario burst out laughing and rolling on the floor.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 19:36:04 GMT -5
"HOLY STARS, NO WAY!" Geno also doubled over with laughter, but then quickly composed himself as he approached.
"Hi there, Santa."
Smithy did a double take. "Oh, HELL NO. Not YOU."
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 20:09:43 GMT -5
Reonu was not here to see Santa. Noticing that the two heroes were compromised with laughing at Smithy, he chuckled to himself and walked around. The girl was in that line to see Santa... Well, she had been until she heard Geno and Mario laughing and pulled out. Reonu glared at Ruby, having been paid quite a good sum of money to find a girl that matched her description. He smirked. "That'll be some easy Ryo," he said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 20:38:33 GMT -5
Just for kicks, Geno hopped up onto Smithy's lap without warning. "This year I want a telescope, a new cape, a...!"
"...if you're not off my lap inside of five seconds, you'll find out what it feels like to be vaporized on the spot."
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 20:43:43 GMT -5
"My chance," Reonu said and, in a blur of quick speed, he grabbed Ruby by the throat and attempted to dissapear, trying to leave no trace of detection, her air cut off, keeping her from being able to scream... Or that's what would have happened if he hadn't missed and ran into a pole instead.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 20:48:04 GMT -5
(...wait, what's going on?? XD This thread's mainly for humorous purposes at making fun of Smithy xD)
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 20:50:24 GMT -5
(Modified... I'll go try a new thread then.)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 22:35:08 GMT -5
(XDDDDD nice modification)
"Fine..." Geno hopped off, and that would've been the end of it, but a little girl hopped on Smithy's lap next.
"GAH-WHA!?!?!" Smithy exclaimed in confusion.
"I want a new Barbie dool and a pony and a castle and..."
"GET AWAY FROM MEEE!!!!" Smithy roared, and the girl ran away crying.
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 22:37:07 GMT -5
Ruby gaped and then hid behind Geno. "I-I don't wanna go on him," she said, quivering. Reonu picked himself up and the girl nearly ran into him. He grimaced at Smithy and then grinned, walking up, ready to cause some michief. "Well, don't mean to intrude, but last I checked, Santa was supposed to be a jolly old elf. Sounds like someone woke up at the wrong pole."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 22:41:03 GMT -5
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Smithy screamed, pounding his hammer into the ground angrily.
Geno, on the other hand, couldn't stop laughing. "Good one! ....whoever you are!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 22:48:55 GMT -5
"Why should I shut up? Maybe you should get happy. I can zip my lip anytime I want, but maybe someone should stick a candy cane in yours," Reonu said, smirking. He loved picking fights.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 22:53:53 GMT -5
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Smithy jumped to attack Reonu, promptly missing and falling flat on his face.
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Post by Felix Falora on Dec 21, 2007 22:58:45 GMT -5
Reonu laughed. Ruby's giggling stopped when she heard his laugh and she began to shudder. He sounded... heartless. "Come on, fat man, get up and let me see how jolly you really are," Reonu said.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 21, 2007 23:09:53 GMT -5
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(let's wait for Mr Saturn for the next post, okay? Mario has to say something, after all XD)
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