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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 22, 2008 23:49:12 GMT -5
"Hey, I think that's the place!" Kazooie yelled to Banjo as she flew over the Tiny Dragon. They were there to get beer for Homer, who in return, will hand them a the map to the Dimensional Island. She slowed down on the flapping to make a safe landing for Banjo.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 23, 2008 0:06:57 GMT -5
"Whoop!" Banjo swung his legs in front, landing on the ground with practiced ease. "Whew..." He looked around. "Huh, quaint." He looked up at the sign reading "The Tiny Dragon."
"Yup, looks like the place Raz was talking about."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 23, 2008 0:15:00 GMT -5
Kazooie looked up at it. "Huh... Guess we'll get beer here..." She noticed a pile of clothes near a trash can. It was a red shirt with one sleeve and feathers attach to it and a pair of torn shorts. Curiously, Kazooi jumped of Banjo's bag and walked over to them. "Hmm.... Wait a minute, Banjo." She took the clothes, ran around the corner. There was a bright flash, and she came back as human, dressed in the new clothes. "How do I look?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 23, 2008 14:46:11 GMT -5
".....um..." Banjo swallowed his blush. "...n-not bad, Kazooie. It suits you really well."
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 23, 2008 17:27:42 GMT -5
"Uh... w-who's out there?"
A female voice asked from inside the tavern. "W-We're closed. You can't come in. Um... I'm all alone, by the way. There's nobody else in here." "Yeah!" "Aust, be quiet!"
A grey-skinned, brightly dressed creature with bright yellow, octopus-like eyes walked up to the group. "Is my brother in there?" He asked without a mouth. "He calls himself Aust-- has a few friends that were killed by a guy with a pointy hat?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 23, 2008 22:32:27 GMT -5
"....uh...." Banjo gave him a deadpan expression. "....no clue. We're kinda, uh, new to the island."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 23, 2008 23:54:21 GMT -5
"Yeah... Just the hell are you?" Kazooie asked, tilting her head and trying to figure out who and what was this creature.
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 10:59:57 GMT -5
"I AM RIM!" The being exclaimed in a loud, booming voice. "I AM THE WARLOCK MASTER OF THE FEY ARTS! I AM HE WHO CAN SEE THE TRUTH IN THE LIES! I AM HE WHO DRESSES THIS WAY!"
"Oh, Vecna, it's Rim." There were noises from inside the tavern and a similar creature, dressed in much darker clothing, stepped out of the front door. "What are you doing here, Rim? I was busy."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 24, 2008 11:56:24 GMT -5
Kazooie was now weird out. "Banjo... What did we just walked into...?"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 12:14:20 GMT -5
"I'm sorry-- my brother's an idiot." Aust apoligized. "He's technically not even my brother-- we have different mothers... and parts of fathers. Our species has fairly loose 'family values'."
Rim merely scoffed. "I'm just here to collect the rod I hired you to steal. It will enhance my magical abilities a hundrefold and--"
"I left it inside." Aust replied simply. "By the gods, you're a horrible Doppelganger. Can you even lie?"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 24, 2008 15:44:12 GMT -5
"......." Banjo shook his head, trying NOT to make sense of any of this. Besides, this was no weirder than most of the other stuff he'd seen, especially in Cloud Cuckooland; man, was that place a head trip. "Look, is the bar open or not?"
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 15:48:26 GMT -5
"First off, it's a tavern." Aust explained calmly.. "Second, it's always open for people with money. If you need food, beer, or a bed--" "Oh, you know all about this place's beds." "Shut up, Rim." Aust ordered quickly. "As I was saying, you'd better have money to pay for what you want."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Oct 24, 2008 15:51:06 GMT -5
"......." As far as he knew, they were both broke. Banjo twitched. ".....crap.
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Post by 42zombies on Oct 24, 2008 17:55:16 GMT -5
"I could lend you some money." Aust would have grinned if he had a mouth. "Of course, you'll have to be willing to pay me back in some way..."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on Oct 24, 2008 18:41:04 GMT -5
"Another quest... Ok, sure.... What do you want?" Kazooie said with annoyed and sarcastic tone.
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