A Big Wooden Wall

[nintendonut1]

On one side of the hot springs, the girls were giggling, splashing each other, and generally having a relaxing time in the steamy baths.

They wouldn't be, however, if they had known about the peeping tom peering through a tiny, unnoticeable crack in the big wooden wall separating the men side from the women. The redhead was giggling just as well.

"Ohhhhh yyyyeah... that's the stuff..."

[pieandchips]

"Oi! Pervert!" said Falco, smacking him on the back of the head. "My author comes back from a long time away from this place..." In the distance, a different, fourth wall was heard breaking. Nobody cared really. "And there are pervs like you here now? God..." He pulled a telescope out of nowhere. "And besides you won't be able to see much with just your eye, use this"

[nintendonut1]

The young man glared at the bird irately. "Aww, come on! You can't just...!" Cue the telescope. "Ohhhhhhh. Why, thank you, my fine feathered friend." He gracefully took it into hand, gave Falco a small bow, and swerved back to the whole, proceeding with his giggling.

[zerowonder]

Atop a high rock, there was another who was ogling the girls, thought through a long rifle with a scope mounted on top.
"Mmm, wouldn't mind a bit o' that..."
The Sniper was put on duty to deter any sex-hormone drunk males from peering into the lady area, and despite the irony, he was keen to do his job.
"...What's this then?"
The Sniper focused on a red-headed male getting an eyeful with a telescope through a small crack in the wall. The red dot lay upon the eye-piece and The Sniper pulled the trigger.
BOOM! The telescope shattered and all attention was on The Sniper.
The Sniper waved out and shouted.
"Did that scope cost a lot, wanka? Honestly, you're lower than a snake's arse!"
The girls were screaming and trying to cover themselves while the men stood shocked.

[nintendonut1]

"WHOA!!" He jumped back at the exploding telescope, watching the girls wig out and hide. "Aww, man... what a bummer."

[pieandchips]

"D00D! What the hell is your problem?!" shouted Falco

[zerowonder]

"It's sercurity, ya drongo! Now grab yer bits and piss orff!"
Answered The Sniper, pointing his thumb towards the exit.

[nintendonut1]

"Hey, man. What are you, security?" The redhead snided, looking the sniper up and down. "Honestly, you don't look the type."

[zerowonder]

The Sniper confronted the redhead with his height, and shook a fist in his face.
"Hey, don't get sarky with me ya bastard! Or I'll smash your teeth in so far you'll need to stick a toothbrush up yer bum to clean 'em!"

[nintendonut1]

"Ooh, feisty." He snickered, walking past the sniper. "Alright, alright, I can take a hint." He reach for his belongings; a short sword and shield was among them. "Just watch what you say, buddy, 'specially in a kooky place like this. You never know... when you'll set someone off who can easily mop the floor with you."

[zerowonder]

"Hmph, I'll 'ave 'im from a mile away," The Sniper lightly tapped his rifle on his shoulder. "You have no idea what game I can take down."

[nintendonut1]

"Same goes for me, pal." He hefted his sword over his shoulder as well. "Say... you ever heard of the Chosen...?"

[zerowonder]

"How much is on them?" His interest piqued instantly at the possibility of a money reward, forgetting completely about his current assignment.

[nintendonut1]

"...oh. I get it. You're an assassin." He contemplated this. No sense in making anything more dangerous for himself. "..ahh, not much. Kind of a worthless guy really... 'cept with the hunnies." He grinned and winked at a girl before she squealed and ran off. "Awww, come on, sweetie.... geez..."

[zerowonder]

The Sniper watched the girl scuttle off and turned to face back to the male in front of him.
"I bet you get more hang-ups than a public phone," The Sniper sneered at the redhead.
"What's yer name anyway?"