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Post by pieandchips on Jul 19, 2010 23:37:06 GMT -5
"Heh. It's two kids talking serious crap." said Faust. Then, he finally started to put two and two together. The fact that Double D knew he was a pirate, and that he was able to restrain him that only meant one thing... "YOU GUYS ARE ANTEATERS!" Faust exclaimed. "Wait..." he stopped to think this over again. "I got this..."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 20, 2010 20:26:21 GMT -5
Edd looked down at Faust, more than a little annoyed with the pirate by now. "If you think you're being funny, you're not." He said seriously. "Now, Mr. Faust, I suggest you be quiet before I seriously consider causing lasting damage to your brain's right hemisphere."
Edd wasn't actually sure he could do that, but still; it was satisfying to threaten this idiot.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 20, 2010 21:21:43 GMT -5
"Wait!" Faust exclaimed. "I got it now! You're psychics!" Once more, he put two and two together and remembered what his captain told him...
'You are to eliminate all psychics on sight.' said Captain Acero in a flashback. 'Why, captain?' asked Faust. 'Because, psychics are possibly the only ones who have the power to interfere in my conquest of this pathetic island/continent thing.'
'Why do you want to conquer this place, anyway?'
'Just go, Faust'.
Faust stood up and walked away a little bit. He swallowed the entirety of the belt that was drooping over his right shoulder and converted his arm into a minigun again. "I'm sorry, it's time for you to die." He began firing.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 21, 2010 14:14:35 GMT -5
Raz caught and held back a laugh, and it came out as a tiny snort. Okay, this Double D was considerably funnier.
"...snrk.... wait, time to what--WHOA." He managed to bring up a force field in time, hoping that Edd had done the same. There was a breif moment of panic when he considered that that wasn't the Edd HE knew, who made those blue-purple force fields with his mind, but then relaxed when he he remembered, duh, hello, Psychonaut, of COURSE he was gonna have force fields too, just.... a different-looking one. Yeah. Easy. He got this.
You okay? he mentally reached out to Edd under the hail of bullets.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 21, 2010 22:01:29 GMT -5
Edd threw up his mental force field almost instantly. If this pirate wanted to escalate things, then Eddward had no choice but to resort to violence. A confusion grenade would probably weaken him; then, a quick barrage of PSI-Blasts would finish him off.
Excuse me, Razputin, Edd responded telepathically, holding up his shield as best he could. I'm a little new here, but I'm guessing by your level of ability that you can make confusion grenades? Would you kindly toss one at our pirate friend?
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 22, 2010 14:47:55 GMT -5
Confusion grenades. Awesome. It felt good to hear terminology he recognized again.
You got it! he replied, lanuching the green, glowing projectile at Fawst. It burst on the ground and released a gas like a smoke bomb, a nasty, goblin-green gas that guarenteed to leave its victim a bit more numb in the brain for a few moments.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 22, 2010 16:45:50 GMT -5
Faust held his hand out and instead of picking it up, he just absorbed it. "Before you go any further, I should explain the nature of my powers to you. The Bang Bang Fruit allows me to not only change my body parts into various guns, or firearms, or whatever, I can absorb ALL projectile attacks. Psychic or not." He pulled back his right arm and held out his elbow, which then morphed into something resembling a grenade launcher. "And then I can use them against you." He fired the confusion grenade out of his elbow straight at the two Psychonauts.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 22, 2010 19:41:38 GMT -5
Edd quickly threw his shield back up. If there was one thing he had learned in Taladega it was not to get hit by Confusion Grenades. The grenade impacted on the shield's surface and exploded, releasing the lingering gas that would confuse anyone who inhaled it.
Maybe I could use pyrokinesis. But that could cause lasting damage to him... Edd thought, putting as much psychic energy as he could into his shield. Or perhaps I could TK him far away enough so Razputin and I could escape? Or--
Or, maybe, you could shut the fuck up.
The familiar voice rang in Edd's head. And he was instantly filled with a deep feeling of dread.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 23, 2010 10:38:39 GMT -5
"Oh, well, hey, that's just GREAT!" Raz grumbled. It was never that easy, was it!?
Maintaining his sheild was hard work, but even he noticed when Edd straightened up; did he hear something Raz didn't? It was likely. "What's up??"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 24, 2010 0:09:40 GMT -5
"Grr... This isn't going the way I planned." said Faust. He ducked behind a nearby rock, pulled out the Baby Transponder Snail from his pocket and spoke into it. "Boggs, Takanobu, Captain! I need immediate backup with these psychics." He noticed that the snail didn't activate and tapped it a few times. Still no response. "Hm... Poor thing must have froze to death." Faust said. He chucked the dead snail over the rock and toward Raz and Edd.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 27, 2010 19:54:15 GMT -5
"OH MY GOSH, A SNAIL!" Edd gasped in horror as the Transponder Snail impacted on his shield, exploding into a gory mess. It was just like that manga that Edd had never read. He was sheltered like that.
"Raz, I don't suppose you could TK him?" Edd asked. "Or perhaps you could use that... hand-thing you're so fond of? I--"
Then Max's invisibility wore off.
The young delinquent had been standing behind Faust, waiting for the time to strike. His switch-blade knife was in his hand, shining as white as the snow under Max's feet. With no hesitation, the young Psychonaut attacked Faust with his blade.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 27, 2010 20:28:49 GMT -5
Faust was stabbed in the left shoulder with the knife. "GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!" he shouted, instantly grabbing his shoulder with his other hand. His right index then morphed into something resembling the barrel of a P226 handgun, which he fired several times in various directions to get rid of the nuisance.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 29, 2010 11:47:59 GMT -5
"...WHAT." Who was THIS guy?! And what was up with the exploding snails? I mean, it wasn;t any weirder than he'd seen before, but geez louise.
...eh. They seem to be hitting it off pretty well, Raz decided, trasnfering that mental sarcasm to Edd. Don't wanna disturb them, do we?
With that, he swiftly grabbed the other Psychonaut by the waist, and they bounced up on his orange levitation ball, rolling it swiftly away from the two, down the mountain.
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Post by 42zombies on Aug 1, 2010 15:52:15 GMT -5
If I know Maxwell, he'll be fine, unfortunately, Edd responded. Still, I don't know what Truman was thinking sending him here as my aid. I could have done perfectly well with anyone else; Mr. Zanotto knows how poorly we two get along.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU FAG!"
Edd screamed in shock when he realized that Max was now right beside the two pyshics.
"M-Max?!" He exclaimed, shocked. 'Shouldn't you have stayed behind and distracted that ruffian so Razputin and I could make a clean get-away?!"
"My knife got stuck in his shoulder." Max explained. "I couldn't get it out, so I got bored and left."
"What kind of excuse is that?!"
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Post by pieandchips on Aug 1, 2010 22:19:18 GMT -5
Blood was running down Faust's arm and sometimes even dripping onto the snow, but he wouldn't give up even if he had a knife lodged in his shoulder. He took his good hand, reached into his pocket and pulled out a metal ball about the size of a softball. Don't ask how nobody noticed the giant lump in his pocket. Just don't. "See this ball here?" Faust asked. "This is one of Captain Acero's special cannonballs." he explained.
"Powerful enough to blast through 100 feet of solid concrete... If fired by me." He swallowed the ball almost effortlessly. A cannon started to protrude from his chest. "Our crew's supernatural specialist tells me that it might even be able to fire through a psychic shield. Let's put that theory to a test...
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"DU WIRST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN" he shouted as he fired the cannonball at them.
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