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Post by 42zombies on Mar 5, 2010 16:25:04 GMT -5
Trump giggled at the revelation. "He signed himself up in exchange for his walking legs back!" Trump explained calmly. He wasn't too happy with the fine-print, though; in exchange for my aid, I got to use on of my Super-Badass Parasites on him!"
"He only wanted the healing power so he could force the parasite out." The Doctor explained, having guessed it almost as soon as the voice had first emerged. "Arkham had warned me about this..."
"You work for Arkham?" The mutated Oliver asked. The tentacles were wrapping around his head like gauze, the one eye staring at the group curiously. Blood and ichor dripped from the tentacles as they completely enveloped Oliver's screaming face, forming a new, organic mask.
"That guy's almost as annoying as the Wizard; more fun, though." A new, gurgling voice emerged from jsut beneath the mask as the parasite took over more and more of Oliver's body.
"Come and play with me." Trump-Oliver challened, raising his hand to the group like a puppet dangling on his strings.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 8, 2010 12:20:07 GMT -5
"Eeeee!!"
"GEEZ LOUISE!"
"Wh...what on~!?"
"Urgh... we don't have TIME for this!" Fletcher drew and cocked his revolvers, eyes trained on the abomination. "Some of you, I don't care who at this point, get Eddward and Masahiro to the hospital! The rest of you help me deal with this... monster!"
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 11, 2010 20:24:50 GMT -5
Trump-Oliver stamped his feet and flared his one, glistening eye as his arms and legs shook with the force of the the thing forcing itself out of them.
"I want..." he said childishly, his tantrum reaching its climax, "I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR TEAM IS READY!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 12, 2010 18:34:48 GMT -5
"You disgust me," a figure from within the trees said.
"Haha! I know that voice... so you couldn't stay away, could you?" Trevor asked as Felix landed next to the other swordsman. "If it makes you feel any better, asshole, the baby miscarried."
"I am relieved for the world, yet I grieve deeply for Masahiro's feelings," Felix said. "Let's not talk about this for now and focus more on the abomination in front of us. Eddy, Nazz... take those two back to the hospital."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 12, 2010 23:59:35 GMT -5
"Ahh--right!" Eddy took his best frend into his arms while Masahiro was moved in the collective grip of Nazz and Percy. "This way, guys!" He darted off.
Fletcher pointed his revolver straight ahead at their enemy. "...we ARE ready."
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 17, 2010 17:37:42 GMT -5
Trump glared at Fletcher, no love lost between the two.
"Your team needs eight players..." he muttered calmly. "You haven't even set up the pieces yet, have you? All you have is a defenseless King on the board." Trump pointed a long, sinewy finger at Edd casually.
"Then I guess this is Checkmate..."
An all-too-familiar blast of green energy struck Trump, knocking him off his feet momentarily. To nobody's surprise considering that the board still had his name on it, Desmond had arrived on the scene, his cane sparking with energy.
Or, rather, two Desmonds.
"The Wizard is exposed before the mighty will of the Lord..." One of them said, pointing his cane at Eddward calmly. The second one kept his eye focused on Felix, showing no emotion beside a small smile. "While his followers are expunged into everlasting fire.
"All are forgiven in death." They finished, their cybernetic eyes glowing in an eerie unison.
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Post by Felix Falora on Mar 17, 2010 18:10:28 GMT -5
"YOU'RE NOT GOD!" Felix yelled as he transformed quickly and thrust his hands out at both Desmonds. The Twilight energy that formed from them seemed to strike out at the Desmond in front of him while the other circled around and formed a shield around Edward, stealing him from the hands of his carrier and causing him to float away from the battlefield. "The King is defended by his Queen. Your check has been stolen."
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 17, 2010 19:28:40 GMT -5
Trump staggered up just in time to hear Felix exclaim his anger.
"Heh... I knew you were a queen..." He muttered mockingly. He turned to leave slowly, almost unsure if he even wanted to. "Well, as long as I know your team's being set up, I guess I can leave. That's all I came here for."
Another blast of energy from the second from Desmond stopped him short, however.
"None of you will leave here with you with your lives." Desmond said with that same strange, little smile. "I could stop your little game right here. I could forgive you through--"
"Ham."
"Ham?" Desmond was thrown off by the total non-sequiter. The familiar voice, however, quickly sent him on edge as he noticed a middle-aged man sitting on a nearby dumpster.
"Ham." The man repated matter-of-factly, a mad smile passing over his lips. "I'd rather you not kill Eddward, Mr. Desmond; he has a very important meeting to attend to."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 19, 2010 21:41:09 GMT -5
(too bad poor Eddward's unconscious for all this XDDDDD If you guys WANT him to wake up, that's fine with me, just say when.)
"What? AGAIN with you~?" Raz blinked at not one, but TWO Desmonds threatening their lives once again. "...well, damn."
Fletcher kept his two weapons trained on the two Desmonds warily, eyeing the stranger. "...important meeting?"
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 21, 2010 18:10:38 GMT -5
The stranger seemed more than a bit confused by Fletcher's confusion. "Yes. Right now. With me." The man explained ernestly. "I have to say, he isn't dressed very formally; he won't make a good impression in those clothes."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 21, 2010 20:39:14 GMT -5
Flecther bit his lip. "...er..."
"But we didn't have TIME to dress him up!" Ed flustered, hurrying to explain. "We were getting attacked and everything!"
Raz only blinked at Ed, but decided to go with it; maybe this guy could help get them outta trouble... "Uh... you got any extra clothes for him, or what?"
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Post by 42zombies on Apr 11, 2010 15:50:28 GMT -5
"Well, he isn't dressed properly for a war, is he?" Arkham pointed out rather calmly. "Everyone's going to chew me out if I bring him and he's dressed as a preteen little hipster."
Desmond growled angrily. "Arkham... I don't have time for your games..." He muttered just loud enough for the madman to hear him.
"Games?" Arkham repeated, the same dazed look on his face as always. "I'd like to play Scrabble! M-I-L-K; that's worth 10 points. Your turn."
Desmond muttered some foul cuss under his breath which only caused Arkham to become more confused.
"No; that's only worth 10 points, too." Arkham repeated. "Hmmm... S-H-A-R-K! That's a good o--"
Before he could finish, the entirity of Bonsai Village began to shake. Desmond looked down in fear as something emerged from the earth beneath him-- a giant, spectral beast resembling a fish of some sort. It swallowed him whole and dragged him back underground, much to Arkham's confusion.
"Well, I got a triple-word-score." Arkham muttered calmly. "I don't blame you for quitting."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 11, 2010 23:39:29 GMT -5
Screaming erupted through the village as the massive monster enveloped ONE of the Desmonds and getting him oof their backs.
"GEEZ!" When things calmed down, Raz blinked in thought. "...dressed for war? Whatcha suppose that means?"
"Honestly, I have not a clue..." Fletcher sighed. This was getting completely out of hand, more than usual.
Meanwhile, a bit closer to the hospital, Double D groaned, creaking his eyes open. "Ungh... wh...what...?"
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Post by Felix Falora on Apr 25, 2010 2:03:49 GMT -5
"Damnit!" Felix immediately made a bee-line for Edward and noticed a portal open up behind his dear lover. A black-armored individual seemed to step out and tower over Edward. She looked threatening and malevolent and Felix immediately drew his sword at her presence, but though she held an axe out, she did not look like she was going to strike Edward, nor did she aim to. Instead, she held her hand out and a grip of evil-looking energy pulled a Desmond clone towards her. As it flew in the air, she drew her axe back and slashed it in half.
"Who the hell are you?" Felix asked when he finally got to Edward.
"There was a Night Elf Druid in the apartment who helped save your lover here," the armored woman said, pulling her helmet off to reveal herself as a Night Elf as a well, only she had cold blue eyes. "I am that Druid's sister."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 29, 2010 16:06:13 GMT -5
"FINALLY." Eddy sighed. "Took you long enough to show up!"
Still a little dizzy, Double D began to calm when he heard his beloved's voice... he was safe... and... would he stay this time...?
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