Post by Felix Falora on Sept 6, 2010 16:34:56 GMT -5
Author's Note: I know I put Pokey Minch as #1 on my Top 10 Hated Video Game character's list. However, as an author, I am inclined to write what I think would be a proper portrayal of the characters, even if I want to utterly destroy their canon just to make them look horrid because I hate them. So, to be fair, I am going to keep to the script up until the part where I believe I need to edit. Music given will be the music that suits the situation, but there should be only two tracks used.
Having travelled through the neverending dark abyss for so long, Lucas and companions were suddenly stopped by that coughing, wheezing voice that had plagued them the moment they entered this god-forsaken city. The voice of the tyrant who had ruined Tazmily Village. The voice of the child who wished the destruction of the Nowhere Islands. The voice of the monster that had turned Claus into a robot slave and used him to carry out his evil plans.
"Stop! Stop! Stop right there~!"
He laid, seemingly resting, in a spider mecha that marched forwards towards them. His body was disfigured and unfathomable, almost unbearable to look at. What was once a child who only sought to be loved was now a malformed, hideous beast with nothing more to it then malicious intent. He coughed a number of times before he could continue speaking.
"This really is no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further. If you're after the Needle, then don't worry. My adorable little monster is on its way to it as we speak."
He began to wheeze, gasping for air, as Lucas' fists clenched near his body. Once a weak little crybaby who was too afraid to stand up for himself and do anything, he found himself outraged by Porky's casual description of his brother as a monster. He immediately stepped forward and yelled for Porky to hear.
"He's not a monster! His name is Claus! He's my brother!"
Porky stopped wheezing for air and looked at Lucas. A grin seemed to appear on his twisted face.
"... Huh? That monster's name is Claus? Its name was Claus?! That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are!"
He began to cough against. Lucas, now infuriated, immediately pulled his bat. The little boy, now far away from home, was the world's only hope. He had to lead the battle against the tyrannical Porky Minch.
"You're wrong Porky! Claus is nothing like you! Claus is my brother! Claus will not remain your slave! We're going to defeat you Porky! And when we do, Claus will be free!"
And thus, with Porky blocking the way, the battle began. Porky's attacks were incomprehensible to the group, often having them mentally ask... what did Porky do? A few of his attacks involved sucking or blowing, the most comprehensible of which involved him shooting missiles at the group. But for the most part, all they knew was that Porky was doing someting.
So they fought back. Boney tried to distract the Mecha by running up in front of him and barking loudly, but it semed ineffective. However, it didn't seem to work. Duster jumped up and kicked at Porky. His attacks were more helpful, but not so effective either. It seemed the main damage was coming from Kumatora and Lucas, both of which used their PSI Powers to utterly destroy Porky's defenses and whack away at his health. As the battle came to a standstill, Porky began to talk again.
"Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?"
The speech took Lucas aback some. He stopped attacking for the moment, wondering how Porky could actually mean that. But as Duster cried out in agony when the leg of the Mecha smashed into his ruined leg, Lucas immediately rushed over to heal his injuries after it withdrew, Kumatora faltering the Mecha with a PSI Ground attack, causing it to fall over. As it picked itsself up, the two psychics used their strongest spells, PSI Love and PSI Starstorm, respectively, doing more damage to Porky. As the battle came to yet another standstill, Porky continued to speak.
"I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, ot even 10,000 years old. But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh?"
He coughed and wheezed and his eyes suddenly got so wide that they seemed to bug out.
"Are you... laughing at me?!"
The sudden anger portrayed by Porky shocked the group as his Mecha began to stomp at them, missiles flew at them from any direction. Kumatora tried to use PSI Starstorm again, but Porky was ready with a PSI Counter Device. The starstorm attack ravaged Kumatora and she fell to the ground, unable to stand. Lucas kept Porky distracted with his bat as Duster ran over to Kumatora, feeding her a Cup of Lifenoodles that he had kept in his inventory. And despite his sudden anger, Porky was quick to calm and continue his monologue once more.
"If the Dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so..."
Porky broke out into sudden maniacal laughter. The laughter was ruined when he had to gasp for air, breaking out into coughs. When he caught himself, he continued.
"Even so, I'll be alive. Me and the Dragon will be the only things left alive in the whole wide world! I'm more than ready for that possibility."
He began to laugh again, which led to more coughing, gasping, and wheezing. The group just stared, shocked at his misanthropic attitude towards life, unable to comprehend that he would be ready to lead such a lonely life.
"With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone."
The selfishness he portrayed just made Lucas angry. Here he thought Porky had just been an evil tyrant, but now he could see that Porky was nothing more then a selfish brat. If he had wanted people to like him so much, he could've just come as a friendly visitor. Tazmily Village would've accepted. Everyone would've accepted. But he had to change everything. He had to ruin the peaceful tranquility of the Nowhere Islands. As Porky continued speaking however, Lucas noticed that he did seem to be more somber and even somewhat happy now.
"Thank you for playing along with me all the way to the end like this. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, wouldn't you say?"
He laughed a little and Lucas suddenly attacked the spider mecha with his bat.
"You're not nice! You killed my mother! You ruined my home! You turned my brother into a robot and made him your slave! You're not nice at all! You're nothing but a monster!"
He nearly attacked again, but he noticed Duster, Kumatora, and Boney all collapsed on the ground, tired from the fighting. He made his way over and used PSI Healing, bringing them back to their feet. He used PSI Refresh to keep them all healthy. They thanked him quickly and got back to the fight. And it was quick from there. Boney's teeth, Duster's kicks, Kumatora's PSI Starstorm and Lucas' PSI Love. The machine began to static, fizzle, malfunction. It shut down and Porky immediately sighed.
"I'll never die. I'll never die, nor will I ever be beaten... ... but it appears my machine has run out of energy for the moment. Ahaha... ahahahaha... Lucas, you haven't won... just so you know."
A capsule came down for him and took Porky into it. He laughed more, coughing and wheezing as he did so.
"I'll escape for a while, bide my time, using this capsule I tricked Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns into making me. I won't accept defeat. I'll win next time Lucas. Just you wait and see. Ahaha! Ahahahahaha!"
After laughing, he coughed and wheezed for air again. The capsule closed and seemed to take off. Porky was sure that he was going to get away now and laid back. However, the capsule suddenly started to jerk around. Lucas and the other looked at it from the ground. Electricity jutted around it just the same as it has his spider machine. Porky screamed inside as his body was flung around and then... it fell.
The capsule crashed to the ground. The glass shattered and lodged inside the battered body of Porky. Blood began to flow down his body and he was gripping for something. Lucas watched him pathetically squirming and all of the anger and hatred dissipated from him. Even after all that Porky had done, in the end, it was evident that he was just a poor boy who wanted to be loved. He suddenly felt an unknown pity for the dying mass in front of him.
"Ness..." Porky's wheezing voice called out faintly. "I... I only wanted... to be your friend... your best friend, Ness... I just wanted... to be loved..."
Lucas gulped down any negative words that he had ever wanted to say before. He walked over to Porky's body and kneeled down next to it.
"If you wanted to be loved, you could've just come as you were. We wouldn't have questioned anything. We would've accepted you."
Porky looked at Lucas. It seemed like tears were in his eyes. Whether from sadness or the physical pain he was suffering, Lucas did not know, but his croaking voice managed to call out more.
"His voice... haunting me... won't let me go ... can't break free... I'm so sorry... I just... wanted..."
Porky's hands suddenly dropped and the life faded from his eyes. Despite his boasts, he had not been invincible after all. Lucas shed no tears for the poor boy, but he felt a sadness that was hard to describe. Even after all that Porky had done, his death, as painful as it was, seemed to just wipe away all the anguish he had been feeling during the course of the battle. Duster put his hand on Lucas' shoulders as Dr. Andonuts appeared.
"Ahhh... I warned him the capsule was unsafe. We hadn't properly tested it yet, but he still wanted it with him before it was complete. I suppose this, too, is fate. Porky is finally dead, but his robot still moves on towards the final needle. Still, I suppose you feel some pity for him now that his untimely death has arrived. Porky used to be a harmless boy. He was never really loved by anyone. I think all he wanted was someone to care about him. If only he had looked for friendship in the right way... none of this would've ever happened."
The value of Dr. Andonut's words made Lucas think. However, Kumatora poked him softly and offered him a sad frown.
"I know you want to think and all, but... We gotta get to the final needle before Claus does or it's all over for us."
Lucas looked at Kumatora's anxious face and, with a nod, stood up. The group walked away from the wreckage. Dr. Andonuts looked over Porky and sighed.
"... Pokey... If you had just stopped and let us welcome you, there was a chance we could've been friends, but... you let yourself go to Giygas. That's why you were doomed to fail. But Ness never really hated you. Maybe you can now find the answers you were so desperately looking for in the afterlife."
Picking himself up, Dr. Andonuts cleaned his glasses and awaited what he knew would be coming. The supposed end of the world. The destruction of all life. Lucas would be bringing it about soon. All that was left to do... was wait.
King P's Final Requiem
Having travelled through the neverending dark abyss for so long, Lucas and companions were suddenly stopped by that coughing, wheezing voice that had plagued them the moment they entered this god-forsaken city. The voice of the tyrant who had ruined Tazmily Village. The voice of the child who wished the destruction of the Nowhere Islands. The voice of the monster that had turned Claus into a robot slave and used him to carry out his evil plans.
"Stop! Stop! Stop right there~!"
He laid, seemingly resting, in a spider mecha that marched forwards towards them. His body was disfigured and unfathomable, almost unbearable to look at. What was once a child who only sought to be loved was now a malformed, hideous beast with nothing more to it then malicious intent. He coughed a number of times before he could continue speaking.
"This really is no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further. If you're after the Needle, then don't worry. My adorable little monster is on its way to it as we speak."
He began to wheeze, gasping for air, as Lucas' fists clenched near his body. Once a weak little crybaby who was too afraid to stand up for himself and do anything, he found himself outraged by Porky's casual description of his brother as a monster. He immediately stepped forward and yelled for Porky to hear.
"He's not a monster! His name is Claus! He's my brother!"
Porky stopped wheezing for air and looked at Lucas. A grin seemed to appear on his twisted face.
"... Huh? That monster's name is Claus? Its name was Claus?! That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are!"
He began to cough against. Lucas, now infuriated, immediately pulled his bat. The little boy, now far away from home, was the world's only hope. He had to lead the battle against the tyrannical Porky Minch.
"You're wrong Porky! Claus is nothing like you! Claus is my brother! Claus will not remain your slave! We're going to defeat you Porky! And when we do, Claus will be free!"
And thus, with Porky blocking the way, the battle began. Porky's attacks were incomprehensible to the group, often having them mentally ask... what did Porky do? A few of his attacks involved sucking or blowing, the most comprehensible of which involved him shooting missiles at the group. But for the most part, all they knew was that Porky was doing someting.
So they fought back. Boney tried to distract the Mecha by running up in front of him and barking loudly, but it semed ineffective. However, it didn't seem to work. Duster jumped up and kicked at Porky. His attacks were more helpful, but not so effective either. It seemed the main damage was coming from Kumatora and Lucas, both of which used their PSI Powers to utterly destroy Porky's defenses and whack away at his health. As the battle came to a standstill, Porky began to talk again.
"Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?"
The speech took Lucas aback some. He stopped attacking for the moment, wondering how Porky could actually mean that. But as Duster cried out in agony when the leg of the Mecha smashed into his ruined leg, Lucas immediately rushed over to heal his injuries after it withdrew, Kumatora faltering the Mecha with a PSI Ground attack, causing it to fall over. As it picked itsself up, the two psychics used their strongest spells, PSI Love and PSI Starstorm, respectively, doing more damage to Porky. As the battle came to yet another standstill, Porky continued to speak.
"I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, ot even 10,000 years old. But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh?"
He coughed and wheezed and his eyes suddenly got so wide that they seemed to bug out.
"Are you... laughing at me?!"
The sudden anger portrayed by Porky shocked the group as his Mecha began to stomp at them, missiles flew at them from any direction. Kumatora tried to use PSI Starstorm again, but Porky was ready with a PSI Counter Device. The starstorm attack ravaged Kumatora and she fell to the ground, unable to stand. Lucas kept Porky distracted with his bat as Duster ran over to Kumatora, feeding her a Cup of Lifenoodles that he had kept in his inventory. And despite his sudden anger, Porky was quick to calm and continue his monologue once more.
"If the Dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so..."
Porky broke out into sudden maniacal laughter. The laughter was ruined when he had to gasp for air, breaking out into coughs. When he caught himself, he continued.
"Even so, I'll be alive. Me and the Dragon will be the only things left alive in the whole wide world! I'm more than ready for that possibility."
He began to laugh again, which led to more coughing, gasping, and wheezing. The group just stared, shocked at his misanthropic attitude towards life, unable to comprehend that he would be ready to lead such a lonely life.
"With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone."
The selfishness he portrayed just made Lucas angry. Here he thought Porky had just been an evil tyrant, but now he could see that Porky was nothing more then a selfish brat. If he had wanted people to like him so much, he could've just come as a friendly visitor. Tazmily Village would've accepted. Everyone would've accepted. But he had to change everything. He had to ruin the peaceful tranquility of the Nowhere Islands. As Porky continued speaking however, Lucas noticed that he did seem to be more somber and even somewhat happy now.
"Thank you for playing along with me all the way to the end like this. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, wouldn't you say?"
He laughed a little and Lucas suddenly attacked the spider mecha with his bat.
"You're not nice! You killed my mother! You ruined my home! You turned my brother into a robot and made him your slave! You're not nice at all! You're nothing but a monster!"
He nearly attacked again, but he noticed Duster, Kumatora, and Boney all collapsed on the ground, tired from the fighting. He made his way over and used PSI Healing, bringing them back to their feet. He used PSI Refresh to keep them all healthy. They thanked him quickly and got back to the fight. And it was quick from there. Boney's teeth, Duster's kicks, Kumatora's PSI Starstorm and Lucas' PSI Love. The machine began to static, fizzle, malfunction. It shut down and Porky immediately sighed.
"I'll never die. I'll never die, nor will I ever be beaten... ... but it appears my machine has run out of energy for the moment. Ahaha... ahahahaha... Lucas, you haven't won... just so you know."
A capsule came down for him and took Porky into it. He laughed more, coughing and wheezing as he did so.
"I'll escape for a while, bide my time, using this capsule I tricked Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns into making me. I won't accept defeat. I'll win next time Lucas. Just you wait and see. Ahaha! Ahahahahaha!"
After laughing, he coughed and wheezed for air again. The capsule closed and seemed to take off. Porky was sure that he was going to get away now and laid back. However, the capsule suddenly started to jerk around. Lucas and the other looked at it from the ground. Electricity jutted around it just the same as it has his spider machine. Porky screamed inside as his body was flung around and then... it fell.
The capsule crashed to the ground. The glass shattered and lodged inside the battered body of Porky. Blood began to flow down his body and he was gripping for something. Lucas watched him pathetically squirming and all of the anger and hatred dissipated from him. Even after all that Porky had done, in the end, it was evident that he was just a poor boy who wanted to be loved. He suddenly felt an unknown pity for the dying mass in front of him.
"Ness..." Porky's wheezing voice called out faintly. "I... I only wanted... to be your friend... your best friend, Ness... I just wanted... to be loved..."
Lucas gulped down any negative words that he had ever wanted to say before. He walked over to Porky's body and kneeled down next to it.
"If you wanted to be loved, you could've just come as you were. We wouldn't have questioned anything. We would've accepted you."
Porky looked at Lucas. It seemed like tears were in his eyes. Whether from sadness or the physical pain he was suffering, Lucas did not know, but his croaking voice managed to call out more.
"His voice... haunting me... won't let me go ... can't break free... I'm so sorry... I just... wanted..."
Porky's hands suddenly dropped and the life faded from his eyes. Despite his boasts, he had not been invincible after all. Lucas shed no tears for the poor boy, but he felt a sadness that was hard to describe. Even after all that Porky had done, his death, as painful as it was, seemed to just wipe away all the anguish he had been feeling during the course of the battle. Duster put his hand on Lucas' shoulders as Dr. Andonuts appeared.
"Ahhh... I warned him the capsule was unsafe. We hadn't properly tested it yet, but he still wanted it with him before it was complete. I suppose this, too, is fate. Porky is finally dead, but his robot still moves on towards the final needle. Still, I suppose you feel some pity for him now that his untimely death has arrived. Porky used to be a harmless boy. He was never really loved by anyone. I think all he wanted was someone to care about him. If only he had looked for friendship in the right way... none of this would've ever happened."
The value of Dr. Andonut's words made Lucas think. However, Kumatora poked him softly and offered him a sad frown.
"I know you want to think and all, but... We gotta get to the final needle before Claus does or it's all over for us."
Lucas looked at Kumatora's anxious face and, with a nod, stood up. The group walked away from the wreckage. Dr. Andonuts looked over Porky and sighed.
"... Pokey... If you had just stopped and let us welcome you, there was a chance we could've been friends, but... you let yourself go to Giygas. That's why you were doomed to fail. But Ness never really hated you. Maybe you can now find the answers you were so desperately looking for in the afterlife."
Picking himself up, Dr. Andonuts cleaned his glasses and awaited what he knew would be coming. The supposed end of the world. The destruction of all life. Lucas would be bringing it about soon. All that was left to do... was wait.
Fin
