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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Dec 5, 2010 1:09:24 GMT -5
Geno really needed to learn to control his flight response. Had Lili been paying any attention to the doll, it might have amused her that he was running away from Mr. Snuggles, who was, just as his name stated, a giant teddy bear with claws. He was mainly fluff! However, Geno had still run, so Mr. Snuggles had followed. Mr. Snuggles really wasn't a smart enough bear to consider any kind of strategy, after all.
However, Lili really wasn't paying attention to any of this. She still had the most pissed off look a little kid could ever manage on her face, which somehow intensified when Miss P pulled out two more daggers from Odin knew where, and then used them to roll out of the way.
Lili was suddenly aware of the fact that there was a bit of pressure in her shoe. She looked down, and quite honestly looked like she was going to let off an F-bomb. She kicked her foot very high into the air, sending the knife flying from the momentum into some bushes fifty feet away, at which point that particular knife leaves this tale.
"Lay over and DIE!" Lili screeched. She grasped her staff with both hands again, and swung it at Miss P.
As for Mr. Snuggles and Geno, Geno's trip meant that the bear had managed to catch up with the doll. Mr. Snuggles really couldn't show emotion, so it was impossible to know what he was thinking when he lifted his foot up to stomp Geno. Probably something along the lines of "Squishy squish squish squish squish."
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Post by mugenginga on Dec 6, 2010 8:47:17 GMT -5
Miss P attempted to jump over the swung wand, but let's face it. A gian running stuffed teddy bear arm isn't the most stable surface. In other words her foot slipped when she landed, and while she did manage to avoid Lili's swing, she also slipped clean off the bear's arm. And right out of site... although oddly enough, she didn't hit the ground?
Actually, she was hanging on the underside of Mr. Snuggles' arm by one of the pieces of fabric she'd ripped with her dagger just a few seconds prior. It made a ripping sound cause fabric isn't really meant to support an eight year old girl's weight, but Miss P had enough of a head on her shoulders to quickly transfer her hands to a more sturdy piece. Angle would still make it almost impossible to see. She considered taunting Lili about her anger management issues (after all, she just wanted to play!) but with a rather psychotic grin realized that her position may hide her...
And scaring people by popping up out of nowhere was far more fun then just teasing them!
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 6, 2010 12:08:06 GMT -5
Geno groaned at the sharp pain that rippled through his back upon impact with the ground. And yes, of COURSE he can feel relative amount of pain, why else would he had been trying to escape from danger? In a most... cowardly fashion? The doll moaned to himself, imagining Bowser laughing at him for such weakness.
A series of stomping rumbles brought him back to reality, realizing the giant teddy bear was catching up. He moved to get up, but the dagger was jabbed into the ground quite deep, enough to snag his cape and pull him back down to the ground ungracefully yet again. When he looked back up, his eyes widened in horror at the giant padded teddy-bear foot that was about to flatten him.
Well... cowardly running away wasn't an option anymore. So what else to do then get crushed? Flight or fi--
Oh. OH. Doy.
There wasn't room for much thinking about the consequences as his fist retracted and formed into its blaster shape, and he shut his eyes tight and pointed it straight up, holding it steady with his other hand as it charged up and...!
"G...GENO BEAM!!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Dec 21, 2010 13:34:35 GMT -5
Lili's grin widened into something... well, not all that pretty when Miss P managed to slip off and presumably get crushed under Mr. Snuggles' feet. She hadn't actually seen the girl fall, but come on, there wasn't like there was anywhere else she could go! Miss P was probably stuck to the bottom of Mr. Snuggles' foot like a piece of gum or something.
And then suddenly Mr. Snuggles went flying into the air, propelled by a giant laser, sending pretty much anyone still on the bear flying. Lili managed to let go before Mr. Snuggles could fly into the horizon. She gaped at bear, who was now falling to the ground some indeterminable distance away.
"Mr. Snuggles! Nooooooo!" Lili cried. She turned toward Geno. "You're gonna pay for that, Mr. Cloaky!"
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Post by mugenginga on Dec 28, 2010 21:33:35 GMT -5
The problem at hand was that at this point, Miss P had gotten inside the bear. The stuffed arm was surprisingly comfortable and not stifling at all. Still, it wasn't very easy to get through. Miss P had just pulled out a dagger to slice her way through the top, judging where Lili was mainly by where she could feel extra weight, when... something changed.
By virtue of being in the teddy bear's arm, she went flying with it. Luckily, it also provided her a soft enough landing, even though she popped out the with the second bounce the bear gave before sliding into a tree outside of but within view of the graveyard. She rubbed her bottom, not caring that she'd flipped up the edge of her skirt to reach it. She looked towards where Mr. Snuggles currently lay in a heap and ran over to him. She poked him in the side with her dagger.
"Is it dead?" she thought out loud.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Dec 29, 2010 0:08:57 GMT -5
"Gck! Well, exCUSE the heck out of ME for not wanting to get smooshed under your precious teddy bear's giant FOOT!" Geno protested in return, finally giving his cape another tug and freeing himself... with a huge ripping sound and landing on his wooden ass one more time. He groaned to himself quietly, then stood, shooting a glare at Lili.
"Right. I guess this is what I get for coming to a cemetary to get some peace and quiet." His blaster shifted back into a hand, which he used to point at Lili. "Okay, look! Whatever your tiff is with that OTHER girl, who can't seem to keep her skirt in place, I don't want ANY part of it. So if you don't need me in finding those zombie cookies you've seemed to forgotten about, I'll be on my way."
He looked over his shoulder. "...some coins to replace my cape would also be appreciated."
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Post by Sweet_Chef (Ani) on Jan 1, 2011 2:32:32 GMT -5
Lelouch vi Britannia was not a happy man. Not at all. It was only to be expected in his situation, though many like himself had been put through it before. Randomly sucked through a portal and sent to this strange dimension, forced to wander about in confusion until one was sucked into the current events of the place. Usually resulting in death or joining one of the warring sides of whatever conflict they happened to unwittingly walk into.
Though it was doubtful this sort of thing had happened to a lot of people mere minutes away from embracing death. Lelouch was still trying to figure out how he had gotten to this strange place and why he was alive, but it was hard when absolutely no one was around. Just his luck to wake up in the middle of absolute nowhere with no bearings, map, or even a compass to guide him. It had taken him about a day to reach a cemetery, where he had deigned a decent enough place to get some rest.
Unfortunately, even thinking ahead and cloaking himself with some shrubbery was not enough to keep Lelouch out of trouble. First, he was rudely awakened the the ground shaking, followed by shouts and stomps and all manner of annoying sounds. He had been fully prepared to just ignore it and go back to sleeping (he had walked a lot and was not exactly an athlete) when a dagger had come flying out of the blue. And nearly stabbed him in the face.
That certainly got the royal up and about, Lelouch drawing in a tight breath and quickly rolling onto his hands and knees. He made sure the bush was still concealing him and yanked the knife out of the dirt, surprised by how small it was- almost like a toy sword. Gripping it in one hand, he crawled on knees and elbows over to the edge of the shrubbery and pushed back a handful of leaves, squinting out into the night.
Well, at least now he knew the source of his wake up call. A strange little girl wielding a staff that looked like it came straight from the Student Council's cosplay closet and a weird puppet wearing a cape..... and it was moving. And talking. Lelouch was still attempting to wrap his mind around this concept when there was a groan, followed by a splat as something heavy and spongy smacked him on the noggin. His breath hitched as he looked down and saw it was a severed arm.... covered in rotted flesh and crawling with maggots. Well then.
Lelouch slowly turned to look over his shoulder in true horror flick fashion, and lo and behold, there was a zombie! Of course, he had no idea it was a zombie, seeing as his dimension did not exactly have those. Giant mecha? Check. Strange, pink rock used as an energy source? Double check. Secret underground organization dedicated to a power of the human iris? Triple checkerooni. Zombies? Not so much. Thus he reacted in the most logical fashion possible for one in his situation.
Lelouch screamed (in a rather girly manner, too) and stumbled out of the bushes, landing solidly on his butt with a thud. He gawked at the zombie, then realized there were more, about ten or so all shambling towards him in classic zombie fashion. Not that he knew that or anything.
"Of course the first sign of civillization I find is a graveyard full of hostile, diseased people.... maybe this is actually Hell, after all."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jan 1, 2011 3:01:26 GMT -5
Lili gave a rather loud cackle and pointed her staff at Geno. "Ha! As if I'm gonna let ya go now! You and Miss Pukey are gonna both die! And you can keep your silly ca--"
At that moment, Lelouch went crashing through the bushes and managed to land on his ass while running from zombies. He also managed to crash out of the bushes right in front of Geno and Lili. Lili turned toward Lelouch and raised an eyebrow.
"...who invited Mr. Noodley?" Lili asked, commenting on Lelouch's rather slender and rather weak looking figure in the process. She got a look that could only be described as a "ಠ_ಠ" death glare when Lelouch's pursuers managed to crash through the forest. "Oh, and Mr. Noodley brought some zombie friends! I bet they're people who ate my cookies, too! Thanks for not helping, Mr. Cloaky, ya big jerk!"
As she was yelling this, she pretty much threw herself at the zombies, kicking one in the chest that was about to get a bite in on Lelouch and then decapitating it with her cookie staff. This really requires some reemphasis, as she managed to hit a zombie in the head so hard its head went flying. This would likely be enough of an indicator of Lili's strength to Lelouch.
"Hey, Mr. Noodley! First, lose the pope outfit, and second, help us fight some zombies please!" Lili yelled. At the very least, she'd managed to forget about Geno and Miss P for the moment.
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Mr. Snuggles did not move when Miss P poked him, likely indicating to her that he was dead. He pretty much was, since his power source was currently being used to decapitate zombies.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 1, 2011 3:27:52 GMT -5
"Wha--how could I HELP you, which I offered to do ANYway, when you were SO busy trying to kill ME in the first--!"
Lelouch's entrance inturrupted Geno's preach, gaining a strange look in return; well, heck, it wasn't any stranger than everything ELSE that was going on. He just hoped "Mr. Noodly" wasn't AS batshit insane as these girls seemed to be.
As Lili turned to accuse him AGAIN of something that was practically her fault, Geno had a small spike of rage, but repressed it, grunting tightly, then sighing, fists tightening and loosening.
"Alright... alright. You know what? Fine," he replied rather calmly, noting a larger horde of zombies coming over the hill.
"Maybe I'm too charitable for my own good," Geno lamented to himself as he reached out his hand, his fingertips opening and launching small but deadly bullets into a few decaying skulls. "I'm not doing this for YOU!" He tried to make that clear to Lili. "At the very least, I'M not letting them get into the city!"
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Post by mugenginga on Jan 1, 2011 3:39:03 GMT -5
Miss P made a pouty face, "Aww, that sucks!"
She then proceeded to climb on top of the bear, holding out her hands to either side to balance as she took small steps towards his head. She turned back to look over her shoulder at the terrain and she let out a giggle. She attempted to jump up and down, and had gotten in one clap as she did so before the plush surface of Mr. Snuggles gave out and she managed to fall backwards, rolling once before coming to a stop at the teddy bear's neck.
The little girl was still giggling to herself as she got to her feet and climbed up to the top of Mr. Snuggles' head. She pulled out a dager and with a quick swipe detached his button eye. It was larger than her head, and at least half her height. It was nice and round if a bit beaten up, but it worked great for the simply delighful idea she had just had. She kicked the large button off the bear's head and hopped down, landing perfectly with both of her arms to either side.
The little girl then grabbed the button and dragged it over to where she'd looked before... the top of a rather steep hill. She squinted her eyes and held a hand up to her forehead. She managed to pick out where the group was because of Geno's attack. She gave an absolutely adorable little happy smile and walked around to the back of the button, carefull stepping onto it. She kicked off with it and proceeded to slide down the hill. No snow, but lots of dirt and it was quite steep enough.
What followed next was comparable to a video game scene. She was basically using the button as a snowboard on dirt, and dodging any trees or anything that managed to get in her way by throwing her weight. She could see some zombies ambling towards where she'd seen Geno's attacks coming from. She gave a rather loud, gleeful, and psychotic giggle, and cupped her mouth with one hand while maintaining balance with another.
"Lili!~ I have a present for you!~~~"
At the angle and speed she was going, she'd have no problem mowing down the small group of zombies that were advancing on the main group. What she might have trouble with was stopping, and just which of the group she would run into would really depend on how they were laid out. Lili or Lelouch did seem the most likely, though...
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Post by Sweet_Chef (Ani) on Jan 1, 2011 4:10:34 GMT -5
Normally, things would be happening far too fast for a normal human brain to organize and understand. However, Lelouch was known for absorbing and analyzing information in a heartbeat, then thinking and strategizing in mere seconds. Being in a different dimension did not change that, and he swallowed down his fear in exchange for his serious face. He was a bit taken aback and insulted by the girl's words, but refused to let it distract him from the task at hand.
Really, Lelouch knew his garments were not really the best for anything but royal events, but they were all he had on him. He had been expecting to die, not wake up to this mess. Violet eyes narrowing, he scowled and swung his arm around, sending the dagger he still held flying with a flick of his wrist. Lelouch was no expert at knife throwing, but the nearest zombie was close enough that only a blind man would miss its skull. The zombie groaned and tumbled backwards to the dirt, but there were still more coming even with the aid of the girl and puppet.
Lelouch was just reaching into his robes for his pistol and getting to his feet when there was a shout, making his head whip around. His eyes promptly widened in shock as another girl came rocketing towards them riding a button of all things. Instead of leaping out of the way as one should, he could not help but gawk as the girl plowed through six zombies like they were dominoes. Thus, Lelouch was the unfortunate road block to finally force Miss P to put on the brakes, said brakes unfortunately being his face.
The button hit him head-on, slamming into his face with enough force to send him flying back several feet. He just happened to get a bit of a coincidental shot of Miss P's panties as his head was flung back, but the showy garments hardly registered before he was eating dirt. And grass. And some other stuff he really did not want to think about. By the time the hit-and-run incident was over, Lelouch was a groaning heap beside a tombstone, blood streaming steadily from his nose.
"Yes, I do believe I'm really in Hell now. This is my karmic punishment. Somehow fiery pits and pitchforks sounds more appealing than this form of eternal torment...." His voice sounded a bit funny with his nose pinched, trying to stem the blood flow. He inwardly hoped that girl had landed headfirst.... into a tombstone....
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jan 19, 2011 20:42:46 GMT -5
Lili was actually making quite a bit of progress with her zombie slaying. It likely helped that her body wasn't organic, so she didn't have to worry about that problematic "getting bitten" part. However, she found herself having to stop in the middle of her attack when she heard an all too familiar voice... and saw a certain loli riding down the hill. On a button. On Mr. Snuggles' button.
Lili stopped her assault at that and just gaped at Miss P. She whirled toward Lelouch as he managed to get run over by said button, causing both Miss P and Lelouch to go flying. Lili decided to take this chance to stop her attack on the zombies and once again yell at Miss P.
"YOU CUT OFF MR. SNUGGLES' EYE! AND THEN DEFILED IT WITH YOUR PRETTY LITTLE DOLL SHOES!" She was very clearly at a loss for words. "YOU... YOU... YOU MEANY FACE! YOU ARE DEAD! DEAAAD!"
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