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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 1:36:11 GMT -5
Raz was slurping his soda continuously while his buddy Ed rapidly munched on popcorn. Both their pairs of eyes were glued to the large movie screen.
Ever since meeting each other and realizing the oddities they shared, a friendship was inevitable. Not to mention their love for monster movies.
"...oh, come ON! Not in the abandoned warehouse!" Raz groaned. "What is UP with teenagers and abandoned warehouses? Seriously! That's the LAST place I'd go if a werewolf was on the loose!"
"It is the rule of the horror movie," Ed answered almost sagely. "..and the ditzy blonde is the first to die."
"Sweeeeeet." Raz leaned back to watch, propping his legs on the seat in front of him. "Man, if that werewolf attacked right here, right now, taking him out would be no prob, huh?"
"Not for us!" Ed grinned.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 19, 2008 1:52:31 GMT -5
Well the werewolf didn't walk into the theater, but a white haired man did. He was dressed in his armor and he radiated power and evil with every step he took. His soulless orbs for eyes glanced around every inch of the theater and he saw Raz and Ed. They did not look like they would make great additions to the Scourge, but that was the glory of the Undead Army. No matter what powers anything he rose had or didn't have, they would merely increase his numbers. The Lich King grinned. It was the perfect place, it looked like, to keep his hideout until he could build up an army and take over Void City. However, he had to get rid of Ed and Raz first, so he pulled out Frostmourne.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 19:12:27 GMT -5
"...I sense a disturbance," Ed suddenly muttered, his face deadpan.
"What?" Raz looked back simultaneously with Ed. "...who... WAH!" Doing so, he ungracefully fell from his sitting position.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 19, 2008 19:48:50 GMT -5
Arthas observed them and grinned. Ner'Zhul could tell what they could do and how they would fare. "One can control Zero Energy and Regenerate... The other is telekenetic... They would make perfect additions to the Scourge," he said as he held his hand out. "All I have to do first... is kill them!" A skull covered in green energy shot itsself out at Ed first.
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 19, 2008 19:57:16 GMT -5
"HEY!" shouted Leo who was sitting nearby "some people are actually trying to watch this!" He pulled out his beam sword, Cat's Claw and attempted to threaten Arthas with it. "I came here to watch a good quality movie! Then Mr. Undead and Mr. Unibrow and Mr. Telekinesis start causing a ruckus!" "DOWN IN FRONT!" shouted another moviegoer. He threw his popcorn at Arthas, Ed, Raz and Leo
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 19, 2008 20:02:14 GMT -5
Arthas turned and slashed the head of the moviegoer into pieces. A few seconds later, he rose as a mindless zombie. People began screaming, moving out of the theater, save for a brown-haired agent who had seen this before. "Shit!" he muttered and pulled out a grenade from his pocket. "This wasn't supposed to happen."
(I want civilians there for the werewolf myself X3 )
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 19, 2008 20:07:14 GMT -5
"Oh, this does not look like it will end well" muttered Leo. He turned around. "This guy looks like he can create Zombies by just killing people. I better watch myself." He turned back to face Arthas. "Well Mr. Undead-maker, I suggest you get out of this theater before you become Undead yourself." He stood there for a moment "Well, actually you're already undead, so I'll make you uhhh.... un-undead! Raise your blade!" He brought his sword in about to ram through Arthas.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 20:12:45 GMT -5
"Undead?! NO WAY!" Ed grinned.
"ED WATCH--"
After nonchalantly blocking the energy shot, Ed turned to Raz. "What?"
"...nothing." Raz looked between the three other aggravators in confusion. "Who the HELL are you people!? Seriously!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jan 19, 2008 20:13:29 GMT -5
Arthas ran his blade across Leo's before attempting to strike him in the back of the head with the blunt end of Frostmourne. "Fool! Stay out of my way!" Suddenly a bullet nearly hit him and he looked up at Leon. "I was watching that, moron," he told Arthas before taking aim and hitting his chestplate. The bullet richocheted and Leon had to fling himself back to dodge it. "Shit!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 19, 2008 20:15:44 GMT -5
"OK, Ugly" said Leo "You die!" He swung Cat's Claw at Arthas' neck "Oh," he said to Raz "and for the record, I am not a person, I am a cat."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 20:19:46 GMT -5
"Whatever!!" Raz was getting hysterical. "I mean, two seconds ago we were watching a movie-WAH!" He dodged a stray energy shot. "...And the Undead walks in and Ugly shows up and Catboy starts yelling and now Funky-Hairdo guy is shooting people!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 19, 2008 20:22:59 GMT -5
"Shut up, Freak!" shouted Leo "Why don't you and Monobrow get out of here and leave the fighting to adults?!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 20:26:58 GMT -5
"LIKE HELL!" A scream ripped on the screen, and Raz and Ed turned to find a dead girl in the movie.
"Oh, GREAT! WE MISSED THE DITZY GIRL'S DEATH! AGH!"
"MOVIE KILLINGS GOOD FOR ED!!!!!!" In a rage, Ed launched his ZPE around, freezing random people, and Raz, who had just about had enough, launched various psychic attacks at just about anyone.
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 19, 2008 20:30:31 GMT -5
"OK, so I see you're not as weak as I thought" said Leo "Then help us fight this freak!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 19, 2008 20:40:19 GMT -5
"AS LONG AS WE GET TO WATCH OUR MOVIE!!" Ed and Raz exclaimed simultaneously, joining the fray.
(wait for felix, him and I have something planned)
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