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Post by pieandchips on Feb 8, 2008 0:33:03 GMT -5
Black Mage stepped into the arena with his MP and HP filled to the brim in anticipation of destroying Valentina.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 8, 2008 1:03:08 GMT -5
"Dodo... DODO!" Valentina snapped at her large henchbird. "Get your lardy butt over here! We have a battle to win with this cretin!"
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 8, 2008 21:50:42 GMT -5
"CRETIN?! At least I don't wear a parrot on my head you dumb bimbo!" yelled Black Mage as he charged a Fire-3 attack.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 9, 2008 14:21:08 GMT -5
"OOH! This parrot is high in fashion, I'll have you know! DODO!"
Black Mage was flattened from a Dodo body slam.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 9, 2008 14:22:41 GMT -5
Black Mage stabbed Dodo with his dagger and threw him off, barely though. "At least I don't rely on some fatass bird to fight for me!" He threw his Fire-3 spell at her.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 9, 2008 14:34:34 GMT -5
The Fire spell hit her dead on, and she shreiked, but shook it off.
"Urgh! Very well then! You leave me no choice! BLIZZARD!" She cast her own magic, sending a flurry of snow at Black Mage.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 9, 2008 14:47:24 GMT -5
Black Mage took the shot head on and flew backwards. Black Mage hit the wall and stood up again. "You die now..." he said before unleashing a Hadoken on her.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 10, 2008 1:56:26 GMT -5
Valentina sweeped to the side, dodging it. She then grinned maliciously. "Solidfy."
A peak of ice formed around Black Mage, freezing him in place.
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 10, 2008 10:57:29 GMT -5
Black Mage stood there frozen, but soon after fire magic started to seep through his body and started to thaw him. He fell to his knees and stood up again. "You BITCH!" screamed Black Mage "FAT BIRDDOKEN!!!" He threw Dodo at an alarming rate at Valentina.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 10, 2008 12:51:47 GMT -5
"EEEEK" Valentina was flattened by her own henchman. "ARGH! That is IT! You are SO going on a diet-and-exercise progam after this, you fat tub of lard!"
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 16, 2008 18:40:37 GMT -5
"Don't mess wit da mage..." said Black Mage as he pulled out a tank of gasoline and started to pour it onto Valentina and Dodo. "As punishment for messing with me, a death of screaming hellfire."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 16, 2008 18:58:04 GMT -5
"Wh-what!?" Valentina shreiked. "EEEEEK!!! MY BEST DRESS!!! IT'S RUINED!!!"
(just remember, no one's allowed to die)
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 17, 2008 0:33:42 GMT -5
Black Mage became distracted by Valentina's screaming, not to mention the audience's. He accidentally slipped on something and the gas landed all over him. Unfortunately, he accidentally fired a Fire-1 spell from his hands and onto himself, setting himself on fire. "AAAAUUUUGGH!!! BLARGH!!! DAMNIT!!!!" shrieked Black Mage as he was burning alive. He started rolling on the ground. However, he died while rolling and got sent to hell... again... But, quickly he seized power and became the King of Hell... again. The effects of it became known, and started to create armageddon, slowly but surely.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Feb 17, 2008 0:50:29 GMT -5
"....oh," Valentina uttered after a long pause. "...does that mean we win?"
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Post by pieandchips on Feb 17, 2008 0:52:33 GMT -5
After about 10 minutes, Black Mage shot out from the ground, "AUGH!!!" He hit the ground hard. "Lich took over again... I guess we should keep fighting"
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