Mallstuck OR New Kids in the City

[kisashika]

Gamzee smiled when Nepeta and Tavros returned to their table, giving a small wave wth his free hand. "You guys all up and get new drinks already? That was motherfucking fast!" He said, moving over some so Tavros had room to eat.

He couldn't help but smile more when John proposed moirailegance to Nepeta, it was really freakin awesome of him to accept Troll culture as a human. Silently he hoped that they weren't assuming Nepeta's feelings and that she would return them. Quickly, Gamzee finished his burger in a final bite- man, he must have been hungrier than he thought- and idly sipped at his drink.

[shiftyPotentate]

"Oh! Y-Yes, I furgot to mention... Hee hee, silly me," she said, blushing a little bit. "I assumed that you knew beclaws... well I don't know why!" She took John's hand again. "Let me be furmal then! John Egbert, I want to be your meowrail!" She giggled again, she'd never had to profess feelings this way before, but she wanted to be clear of the cultural gap!

"I'm so glad you feel the same way, John." She smiled and leaned forward, nuzzling her face against his gently, her tail laying across John's lap. She then wrapped her arms around him in a comfortable hug, purring and trilling happily.

After a short while of hugging she took her latte once more, taking a sip. The milk was definitely there, and the other stuff was... interesting! Kind of... energetic, too. She instantly felt more awake than usual. So she continued to drink from her coffee.

[nintendonut1]

"Ahahaha, you got it!" John laughed, relaxing much more now that their relationship was solidified and he understood the terms. Nepeta was happy, that was what really counted in the end, and her happiness made him just as delighted. The hugs and cuddles and adorable little kitty quirks were a bonus, but John enjoyed them just as well, nuzzling back as best as he could.

"So, what'd you guys get?" he asked when she pulled away to eat and enjoy her warm beverage. "Coffee, huh? I'm not big on coffee myself, a bit bitter for my tastes, but it sure does smell good," he remarked, sucking up soda through his straw as Gamzee was doing.

[sleepZombie]

Like Nepeta Tavros had begun to feel the alert buzz of energy beginning to tingle down his spine. He had been busy slurping down the drink, relishing in it's heat and the taste which really had been growing on him. He liked this drink, liked it a lot. And it was apparently called coffee according to John.

"It's n-not so bad once you get the h-hang of it it tastes pretty good k-kinda strong but once you g-get used to it, it grows on you and oh my gosh I f-feel really good right now like really a-amazing Gamzee you need to try this here." The Taurus strung together possibly the longest, least faltering sentence he had ever spoken in his life as he thrust the mostly empty cup towards Gamzee, urging him to take the last few swallows of his drink.

He scarfed down the rest of his nuggets and fidgeted where he sat, his posture completely relaxed. "Where should we, uh, go next?"

[kisashika]

Gamzee jolted a bit when Tavros practicaly shoved his coffee at him. He looked down at it crosseyed for a moment, wairy about drinking the contents, seeing as how jittery it made the usually chill Troll. "Well, I'm down for trying anything once, brother." Gamzee said before taking the cup and giving it a tantive sip.

His face was probably absolutely hilarious, as he nearly spit the contents that he drank out- but swallowed it anyway and gave the cup back to Tavros. "Holy shit, man, that is some wack stuff there!" Gamzee sucked down a good portion of his soda to try and wash the taste out of his mouth.

[shiftyPotentate]

Nepeta drank a good half of her coffee, looking up to see Tavros's reaction. She started to jitter as well, giggling a bunch. The caffeine rush was completely new to the troll's body, and she couldn't handle it. She quickly downed the rest of her coffee in one big gulp, batting the cup away. She jumped to her feet.

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! I feel so excited and pawsitively charged and ready to go let's go now! Tafuros let's go go go!" She leapt around the table to Tavros, leaning down with her face right in his. "Come on let's go let's go! Hee hee hee!"

[nintendonut1]

As their meal began to wrap up, John couldn't help but notice something... weird was going on with both Tavros and Nepeta. When Gamzee refused the drink and the other two downed the rest of it, he made the connection.

And his guts plummeted into his shoes.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

"Uhhh.. g-guys?" John ventured, as if the slightest agitation on his behalf would set them off into a frenzy. "Let's. Let's just keep calm, okay? Guys...?"

[sleepZombie]

Tavros laughed, taking the drink back from Gamzee and sticking out his tongue a little bit. "Well, I like it." He swayed a little bit as he leaned against the table in the Capricorn's direction, a orangy flush across his cheeks and as he crooked a finger to motion him closer. "Hey, I have an, uh, idea." His blood-pusher was pounding in his chest and it was kind of because of that delicious stuff he just drank and kind of because of what the idea he just thought of was.

When Gamzee got close enough Tavros reached out, hand sliding against the back of his neck and drawing him in slightly. He only gave John and Nepeta a side-ways glance once, to make sure they weren't looking (and they didn't seem to be, at least not at the moment) before he tipped his forehead in and pressed it against Gamzee's. His voice was kind of low and heated and his breath was gusting against the other troll's lips. "Here."

He dipped in, his pulse rate rocketing even further as he felt a wave of nervous, anxious heat wash over him. For a moment he was almost too embarrassed to finish the forward motion but then he was doing it. His lips were pressed over the curve of Gamzee's lower lip and he sucked lightly for a moment, then slipped up to match up with his matesprit. The hand at the back of Gamzee's neck tugged further, urging him forward as he opened his mouth.

He felt hot and Gamzee was very attractive and all he wanted to do was kiss him and let him taste the coffee because it was so much better than he thought it was. The kiss was kind of uncoordinated and sloppy, painfully obvious that he'd never done anything like this before as he sort of just pushed his tongue against Gamzee's mouth and hoped he'd open up to him. The other hand that was not on the back of his neck was placed to steady himself on Gamzee's knee.

[kisashika]

"Hmm?" Gamzee got curious when Tavros said he had an idea, and ideas were so freaking awesome, so he leaned in to listen to what the Taurus had to say. Then shy hands reached out to reach behind his neck, pulling Gamzee even closer- he could smell the coffee on his matesprit's breath, and it was hot and heavy.

Still not completely sure what this "idea" the other troll spoke of was, Gamzee leaned in when their foreheads touched, relishing the affection. Then a short tug and Tavros was nibbling his bottom lip, and Gamzee couldn't suppress the short hitch that escaped his mouth. Gamzee's hands slowly found their way to Tavros' sides as their lips pressed flush and he pushed forward, deepening the kiss.

Hands loosely slid up and down and he tugged himself as close as their chairs would allow- parting his lips in reply to the tongue begging for access. Gamzee's own tongue darted out and mingled with the other, slowly dancing with it as their kiss heated into sloppy makeouts.

Even as ungraceful and probably strange it was for others to watch- the Capricorn couldn't help but enjoy this. An arm snaked around his matesprit's waist while the other weaved up and into Tavros' hair. As their tongues melded, Gamzee found himself enjoying the bittersweet taste of coffee mixed with pure Tavros, it was almost intoxicating.

[shiftyPotentate]

Nepeta had turned back to John to chat him up a little bit, but in her excited haze, she glanced back to Tav and Gamzee, stopping mid-sentence. The two of them were liplocked in a sloppy makeout, and Nepeta admired it for a minute.

Then the caffeine clicked in her mind, and her inhibitions went down the drain.

She turned back to John, and a million fantasies swam through her head. She drunkenly giggled, and sat tight in John's lap, shifting herself around on him to get comfortable. "Hee hee, c'mere, human furriend," she said, one hand looping around his head softly. She leaned forward and planted a kiss on his lips, a quick one, then, deciding she liked it, pressed their lips together a second time. Her other hand came down his back, her claws deploying just a little bit and lightly dragging down John's backside. Her legs wrapped flexibly around his waist.

With the kiss Nepeta felt an explosion of feelings, entirely flushed for the windy human. Of course this was the intoxicating effect of the coffee acting on her, but still. As far as her inebriated mind was concerned, John was her matesprit, at least for now. And he'd get all the passionate sloppy makeouts that entailed.

[nintendonut1]

John waited for the two to start tearing through the mall on a hyper rampage, and prepared himself for it as much as he could within a span of two seconds. He planned the moves he’d use, how he’d grab them and drag them out to carefully plotted escape routes and—

--and now Tavros was sloppily making out with Gamzee, in public. Well, that was just ten times worse.

John’s mind started rushing at a hundred miles per hour. Oh god oh god oh god why did he let them drink coffee what if they had been like dogs or something and it would’ve killed them well he was glad it didn’t but this wasn’t all that much better now they were hyper and loopy at the same time how does that even work and wait what about Nepe—

All functions within the human seemed to freeze up as Nepeta climbed into his lap, and everything almost short-circuited when her lips met his. She drew back as quickly as she had leaped in, leaving him with bulging wide eyes behind skewed glasses. He only had a very brief moment to remember how to pull air back into his lungs before she lunged at him again, her clawed hands digging into him as non-threateningly as possible and holy shit holy shit, he grew increasingly alarmed at how interestingly good that felt.

Still, something within him made the connection that this was wrong, so so wrong on all different levels, and that same something sent signals throughout his rigid body and got him flailing and desperately trying to escape and fix this disaster.

Oh god oh god oh god he was the worst trollsitter ever.

[sleepZombie]

"Mmf..." Tavros shivered, pressing more fervently into the kiss as Gamzee didn't push him away, enveloped by the wet heat of his mouth and tongue. He leaned as close as he could, wanting more contact, the arm around his waist was making his heart skip and a groan escaped him to slip into the Capricorn's mouth.

They parted a moment, a line of saliva trailing between their lips as Tavros gulped in a breath of air, hands roaming feverishly. He rubbed his flat palms up and down Gamzee's sides, up to his shoulders, over his chest and all the while snagging little handfuls of cloth and tugging forward persistently. He just. He needed Gamzee as close as possible all of the sudden, it was like it was the most important thing in the world at the moment.

"Guh. Gamzee." His voice was a tiny whimper against the other troll's mouth as he finally leaned back, lips kiss bruised and shiny from their sloppy session. He sighed, closing his eyes, the flush high in his face as he opened them again slow and lazy. "Did you, uh. Like it? The taste, I mean."

He hovered close, chin tipped forward and looking like he might have wanted more but he didn't go after it. Instead he just settled to lightly squeeze the Capricorn's shoulders and smile hazily at him.

[kisashika]

When their lips parted, Gamzee was disappointed the make out session was so short. But otherwise, he was thoroughly pleased, probably enough to the point he was glad he still had his baggy pants on. Gamzee held Tavros close, his face a light shade of indigo, smiling.

"Man, Tavbro, a motherfucker could definitely get used to coffee is that happened each time." He chuckled and leaned in to give the other a sweet peck- as much as he'd love to continue where they stopped, that's something to do in a more private setting. Which Gamzee may or may not be planning on doing- but for the time being, he just held Tavros close. "The sloppy makeouts were fucking great, too."

[shiftyPotentate]

Nepeta could have kissed the human for much longer, but he seemed uncomfortable.

"Whatsh the matter, Pawn?" she said, lazily licking his cheek and neck. "Don't you like a good kiss?" She giggled and hopped off of his lap, turning back to Tavros. "Hey Tafuros, I have an idea! Letsh go look around the mall!" She giggled. "It'll be really fun!"

[nintendonut1]

John was beyond the levels of comprehensable discomfort, yet felt it would've been rude to push her away, especially if this was...customary? Because heaven help him if it was.

Before he could figure out an escape plan, Nepeta drew away again, this time completely. John could only sit in a gaping stupor, his hair mussed and glasses completely offcenter. He wouldn't even so much as move before the two of them had taken off.

"...what," he feebily croaked. "...just happened."