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Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 21:20:54 GMT -5
In a sudden explosion of flames, a short, armored rabbity-creature riding an impossibly small pony appeared in front of City Hall. He held a large, black gun in one paw-- formerly known as the Luger-- and had bright, burning, red eyes.
"What this place needs is a good, horse-riding, armored leader." The Horseman of Famine said loudly. "Since none of the Fellowship is here, I nominate myself!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 12, 2008 22:29:44 GMT -5
"Not yet..." said Pine jumping down from a nearby building. "Or... Not at all, really." Pine slid his blaster out of it's holster and aimed it threateningly at Famine. "No..."
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 8:14:48 GMT -5
"Who are you and why are you not a pair of boots?" Famine asked.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 13, 2008 10:43:55 GMT -5
"Uh...." muttered Pine, confused. Instead of answering, he just fired at Famine.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 10:49:55 GMT -5
Before Famine could fire his gun at Pine, Pine's blaster hit him, blasting a hole through his head.
"Oh, wow!" He exclaimed. "Do you know what this means? I get to[glow=brown,2,300]-- THE WORLD COMES TO FIRE AS APOCALYPSE DESCENDS. THE WORLD DIES BY STARVATION AND FAMINE."[/glow] Famine collapsed, dead. There was a loud, rumbling sound.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 13, 2008 11:00:46 GMT -5
"..." Pine lowered his blaster. "I have a bad feeling about this" he said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 13:58:21 GMT -5
Two flat, two-dimensional lines came out of the hole in Pestilence's head. In an instant, they both expanded into two, giant, floating, 2D mouths. With a bizzare chewing sound as the mouths bit at the air around them, they both did different things: one flew in a random direction, devouring everything in its path.
The other flew towards Pine.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 13, 2008 14:22:05 GMT -5
"Holy shit..." muttered Pine. "Well, I'm outta here!" he said as he called down his Arwing. Pine jumped in and flew off, but the mouth started biting off one of his wings. "Get off! No freeloaders!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:24:51 GMT -5
[shadow=gray,left,300]"OH, SO AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OFF, THEN?"[/shadow]
Reaper had somehow appeared in the seat behind Pine.
[shadow=gray,left,300]"I UNDERSTAND IF I HAVE TO. PEOPLE AREN'T USUALLY HAPPY TO SEE ME."[/shadow]
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 13, 2008 14:28:30 GMT -5
"Oh... Go fuck yourself" said Pine as he opened up the cockpit and went to the nose of the Arwing. "You ain't gettin' me yet!" he yelled as he backed up to the cockpit, got a running go, and jumped off the nose of the ship.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:32:39 GMT -5
[shadow=gray,left,300]"WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE... HEDGEHOG? I'M HERE TO LOOK AT THE DAMAGE BEING DONE WHEN THE HORSEMEN'S MORTAL BODIES ARE DESTROYED. SO FAR WE'VE GOT A VIRUS THAT'S SPREADING LIKE THE BLACK DEATH AND TWO, ANAIMATED MOUTHS."[/shadow]
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 13, 2008 14:39:00 GMT -5
Although, Pine didn't hear this, because he was currently falling to nowhere.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:41:53 GMT -5
The mouth flew towards Pine, chomping on air and making a bizzare NOMNOMNOM sound. It was about to consume the hedgehog.
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Post by pieandchips on Jun 16, 2008 2:09:57 GMT -5
"I'm too young to die!" shouted Pine. In a last ditch effort to save himself, he swallowed an iron supplement to drop incredibly quickly.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 16, 2008 10:51:10 GMT -5
The increased speed made him miss the mouth, which was as confused as an unthinking engine of destruction could be.
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