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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 21:18:46 GMT -5
(Cont. from Wanna Buy Some Cookies?)
It was a normal day at City Hall, though it was somewhat silent for once. At least it was up in the mayor's office.
Which meant that a sweet little girl scout walking into the mayor's office had to be a shock.
"Hello Mr. Mayor! My name is Lili. On the way up here, me and my teddy bear have slaughtered all who got in our way, destroyed half of City Hall, and are about to kill more unless you deliver to us one hundred virgin females to be ground into cookie mix, and one hundred virgin males to make the cookies. Please remember that you're in no position to negotiate, as my friend is waiting outside this door right now, and will smash through this wall without hesitation, surely killing all three of us. Also, we're holding your puppy hostage."
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 21:24:34 GMT -5
Night appeared out side the City Hall, his Steel type stomach churning at the slaughter he had passed that cut it, he was mad now, he would have to face off end keep going till it ended, his favor or not.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 13, 2009 21:27:13 GMT -5
"Oh... my god..."
Peach was sobbing at the mess, Zelos a little green next to her.
"This is.... getting serious."
"NO KIDDING, BRAINIAC!!" Peach wailed.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 21:32:54 GMT -5
((As you can see, Lili does not screw around.  )) The Mayor obviously looked hesitant, so Lili decided to make him listen to her. "Also, please remember that if you deliver us the two hundred people we wish for, our slaughter will stop, but if you don't, we will continue, and destroy all of Void City. We are not alone, you see. I have enlisted the help of the Dopplegangers that have long been a part of your government. You never noticed them because they've been there because they perfectly mimiced your secretary, your maid, and your wife even, and you never noticed." Outside the door, Mr. Snuggles was waiting for anyone to come, so he could throw them off the tall building. Whatever Lili wished for would happen. |
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 21:36:18 GMT -5
Night approached Mr. Snuggles, a new idea forming in his mind as he closed his eye's using aura sight, he locked onto the girl, this would take a bit as a plan started to form in his mind.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 13, 2009 22:00:06 GMT -5
"Hey asshats! How's it going?" asked Fighter walking in out of nowhere.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 14, 2009 10:39:00 GMT -5
"How's it GOING!?" Peach shrieked, beyond conniptions. "THERE'S BEEN A MASS MURDER, YOU CRETIN!!!"
"...erm... considering his undead condition, I don't think he really cares that much," Zelos observed. "Or he's just innately stupid."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 14, 2009 10:46:12 GMT -5
"...So you won't listen. Okay, that's fine then! I'll just kill you and have a doppleganger take your place! Ms. Dopple!" Lili called.
In walked a rather bored looking blond woman. She had been working for the mayor for several months, waiting for a chance to strike.
"Ms. Dopple, could you do me a favor and impersonate the mayor for a while? Just so I can get this going~" Lili said sweetly.
"...Yeah, sure." Ms. Dopple said. She walked up to the mayor. "Now, close your eyes and don't move. It'll be over soon."
Lili turned her back and walked out of the room to climb onto Mr. Snuggles. "Ms. Dopple will be done soon. Since she's been working for the mayor for so long, she can perfectly impersonate him now. No one will ever know~" She giggled. "Well, we had to kill more people than we planned on, but it all works out anyways!"
And at that, the two of them jumped down to where the group of Zelos, Night, Peach, and Fighter had gathered.
"Oh, hello! Did you enjoy the show?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 14, 2009 10:52:02 GMT -5
"Not particularly." replied Fighter. "I would like it if you wouldn't kill the mayor" he said.
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Post by night sky on Jul 14, 2009 10:52:21 GMT -5
Night said nothing, as he closed his eye's locking onto what was going on up in the mayors office with aura sight. he prayed hopping that he could aim. as he fired a shadow ball at the doppelganger with the mayor.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 14, 2009 11:00:01 GMT -5
Lili giggled. "Unfortunately, I can't go along with that. You see, he wouldn't give me my 200 virgins to make into cookies and to make the cookies, so I had to kill him. But don't worry; Ms. Dopple will make a great mayor! You won't even notice the difference!"
Inside the mayor's office, Ms. Dopple looked up from stabbing the mayor with three large red claws and saw the Shadow Ball coming her way, and backflipped out of the way.
"An aura sensor? Ahh... it's a dog shaped canary. Of course." She looked down at the injured mayor. "While I would love to kill you right now, I have other things I have to be busy with... like killing a certain canary. Toodles."
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 14, 2009 11:10:02 GMT -5
"Oh... That sucks..." said Fighter. He pulled out two swords. "Well, it's time for you to die you little psycho bitch." Fighter said cheerfully. "ZODIAC KENSHIDO: SNAKE!" He stabbed one sword downward and one upward like the jaws of a biting snake at Lili and Mr. Snuggles.
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Post by night sky on Jul 14, 2009 11:14:17 GMT -5
"So i'm a canary now?" Night wondered before turning his attention to the group he was apparently with, and for the first time since arriving he spoke. "Do we have a healer in this little group?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 14, 2009 11:15:47 GMT -5
(OOC: Playing as the mayor; hope nobody minds.)
The mayor grabbed Ms. Doople before she could go anywhere and glared at her with manic eyes. "That little girl... knows my secret..." he whispered almost sinisterly. Slowly, a pair of bleeding tentacles rose from the mayor's guts and wrapped themselves around Ms. Doople's neck.
"She knows... she knows... anyone who knows must die... they must die..." to the confusion of pretty mcuh anyone, the mayor's mouth opened wide, revealing hundreds of shark-like teeth.
"I'M SO HUNGRY!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 14, 2009 11:20:33 GMT -5
Ms. Dopple didn't seem very surprised, but then again, she only ever had one facial expression: boredom.
"Well, damn. Killing you might be bad a idea now. I'd be helping the canary." Ms. Dopple remarked. But instead of trying to slaughter the mayor, she instead made her neck protrude large spikes to make him lose hold.
"So what are you anyways? Nergal Jr.?" Ms. Dopple asked nonchalantly.
Mr. Snuggles slammed both of his paws down on top of the swords.
"Silly Fighter! Two swords aren't better than one, same way two guns aren't better than one!" Lili giggled.
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