|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 6:21:17 GMT -5
Groth, Sir Grumbles, and Yas stood in the middle of the park. Glim's corpse was laying in front of them, dead as a doornail. Groth had put of a sign reading 'FREE RESURECTIONS: ONLY 2,000 BUCKS!'
"This is a very good deed." Sir Grumbles pointed out. "I'm sure that many people here would love to have their dead brought back to life." "I don't." Yas complained.
"We're not doing anything until we get paid." Groth pointed out. "The resurection spells are powerful magics."
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 7:53:31 GMT -5
"I know powerful magic" said Black Mage "But I know for certain that you will not revive the dead."
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 14:51:38 GMT -5
"Greetings, friend!" Sir Grumbles greeted. "My name is Sir Timothy Mrgrmr." "Ignore him." Groth said quickly. "What makes you so certain of that, little... creature?"
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 15:50:16 GMT -5
"LITTLE CREATURE?!" shouted Black Mage. "Meteo!" Meteors started raining down from the sky. "How DARE you insult the King of Darkness in such a way!"
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 16:18:34 GMT -5
Groth looked up calmly. "Guess I gotta use some of my magic items." He said as he reached into his bag of holding and pulled out several rings on his large, ogre magey fingers. A force-field instantly sprung up around him, Yas, and Sir Grumbles, protecting them.
"Any real reason for you to attack me?" He asked calmly. "I can tell you've got anger issues, but I didn't technically insult you. You are little and you're some sort of unidentifiable creature."
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 17:34:49 GMT -5
"I'M A FUGGIN' HUMAN!" shouted Black Mage. He pulled off his hat and lowered his robe that was covering the lower half of his face, revealing his horrible face.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 17:38:24 GMT -5
"BY HEIRONEOUS, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?!" Sir Grumbles yelled in horror. "Yes, well... it was hard to tell with the hat." Groth explained, disturbingly immune to the horrors of BM's face. "But why can't I revive the dead? I'm the greatest mage in my world."
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 17:41:56 GMT -5
"Oh?" said Black Mage, putting his hat back on. "Bring it!" he said as he threw up his hands and a magical aura flowed from them.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 17:49:39 GMT -5
"Very well." Groth decided. "Concider it br--"
"HELLO!" Hammond exlciamed as he burst out of the dead Glim's chest like the Alien.
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 17:55:42 GMT -5
"What the hell?!" exclaimed Black Mage, jumping backward.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 3, 2008 18:08:36 GMT -5
"Not you again!" Groth said angrily as the Halfling crawled out of the bard's corpse, dragging Aust and Skarg's dead bodies with him. "Hiya, Mr. Archmage!" Hammond exlcaimed. "I know you've got that super-special awesome staff that casts True Resurrection, and I was wondering if you could bring back my dead friends!"
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 3, 2008 20:19:42 GMT -5
"Yeah... I'm gonna have to ask you to leave..." said Black Mage "And by ask you to leave, I mean burn you to death and drag your corpse, or ashes, into a lake so nobody will find it."
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 4, 2008 8:08:11 GMT -5
"You're facing a super-powerful Archmage, a Drow Assassin, and a paladin who can repel all things evil." Groth pointed out. "I really don't think you're making a smart choice."
|
|
|
|
Post by pieandchips on May 4, 2008 8:23:40 GMT -5
"You're right!" said Black Mage. "Bring it anyway! I'm not afraid to die!" Hint, hint.
|
|
|
|
Post by 42zombies on May 4, 2008 8:54:43 GMT -5
Yas quickly fired a volley of poison arrows at Black Mage. Sir Grumbles drew his Holy Sword and attacked Black Mage while Groth and Hammond watched.
|
|
