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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 3, 2008 22:00:38 GMT -5
"Really?" Skywise eyed the different restaurants. "...they just give you food? No hunting, no exchange of any sort?"
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 3, 2008 23:04:14 GMT -5
"Well you have to pay for it of course, watch," Wario approached the McDonalds.
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you?" the cashier person greeted.
"Yeah, I want five Big Macs, two large fries and two large Sprites. Got that?"
The cashier person seemed shocked at the large order but went through with it. Wario paid and after a few minutes carried his food over to a table. He turned back to Skywise.
"See? That's how ya get food here," Wario took a big bite out of one of his big macs.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 3, 2008 23:16:26 GMT -5
"Ohhh... so you exchange food for those?" Skywise pointed at the money Wario got back as change. They looked like dull gold coins and... strange leaves to him. "What is that?"
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 4, 2008 5:40:34 GMT -5
"Money, funds, coinage, moolah, dough, green...it's got hundreds of names but I perfer cash," Wario answered with a mouthful of food ", It's what makes the world go 'round. You wanna get anywhere in life then you need this stuff." He waved a hundred in Skywise's face.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 4, 2008 11:04:04 GMT -5
Skywise eyed it strangely. "...seems odd for the world to revolve around something so small and flimsy." He grabbed it from Wario's hand and looked it over. "What use is it for, anyways? What do you DO with it that makes it so important?"
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 6, 2008 12:26:00 GMT -5
"Gimme that!" Wario snatched it back ", First of all the world doesn't literally revolve around it, that was just an expression. Second of all, you exchange this for things and the more you have the better off you'll be at...anything pretty much."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 6, 2008 18:47:58 GMT -5
"Yes, yes, I understand, but what do you DO with it?" Skywise asked. "If it's that important to barter with, there must be some use for it. Perhaps cloth-weaving?" he guessed.
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 7, 2008 16:01:40 GMT -5
"Um...no. You just give it to people for things so they can give it to people for things," Wario explained, getting a bit irritated.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 7, 2008 19:58:33 GMT -5
"Well, that just seems pointless," Skywise bluntly noted. "I mean, my tribe and the trolls at least exchanged food for metal weapons and trinkets..." He shook his head when he thought of money again. "...it just makes no sense to me."
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 7, 2008 22:44:08 GMT -5
"Whatever! Follow me, I got something else to show you that'll blow you away if you think what you've seen so far is weird," he gestured for him to follow as he approached a nearby electronics store.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 7, 2008 23:30:03 GMT -5
Skywise's slanted eyes grew round and wide. "...what... what's this place??"
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 10, 2008 22:15:27 GMT -5
"This my friend is an electronics store. Probably the strangest store that you'll see at least," Wario stepped inside and threw his arms up in the air ", Freakin' paradise! Best damn store in this mall! Ooo, what's this?" He wandered over to a large plasma screen TV ", Nice..."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 10, 2008 22:27:15 GMT -5
Skywise stared at the TV with unbirdled interest. "Timmorn's Blood..!....h...how... how can those humans fit in that tiny space!?"
("Timmorn's Blood" is something he would say that would translate to "oh my god" or "holy crap" XD They've got a buncha phrases like that XD)
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Apr 11, 2008 18:20:14 GMT -5
"They ain't really in there genius," Wario explained ", This is called television, or TV. It's just a bunch of moving images that are recorded on thins called cameras and are sent to this thing."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 12, 2008 11:48:52 GMT -5
Skywise grew dizzy, only understanding part of that. "Alright... so... moving pictures... recorded on WHAT?"
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