Club Alien (Fight your Brains Out!)

[Firebreath Fishslap]

Club Lobazotah had reopened again very recently. Except it wasn't Club Lobazotah. Someone had gone and repainted and redone the whole place to look like some old disco, and then hung up a sign calling it "Club Alien". Oh, and all of the staff were green skinned, red eyed, antennaed aliens. Specifically, the kind referred to as Ridiculously Human Aliens.

The bartender was an RHA, specifically, the leader of all of the ones that had ended up on the island. Her name was Gogo Gadget, and she had reopened the place for business.

Oh, and she was totally expecting a fight to break out in the next five minutes, because she'd put chemicals in everyone's drinks to make them go bug-fuck crazy and start fighting each other. The troops needed a bit of entertainment, so sue them.

[pieandchips]

"Oi, barkeep" said captain Edward Acero sitting down at the bar with five of his crewmates. Thomas Boggs, first mate. Matsuura Takanobu, head of the Ironside Navigation Team. Panzer Faust, lead shipwright. Klaus Pining, doctor. Elfrith, leader of special squad of Fishman pirates in the Ironside crew. "6 tall glasses of your finest beer. And make it snappy." he said while forming a big spiked ball around his fist. "I ain't afraid to kill women too, even if they are green."

[Firebreath Fishslap]

"Oooh, scary," Gogo teased as the captain threatened her. She made a point of holding up her robotic hand as she moved to pour the beer. When no one was looking, she put a chemical in the beer, swirled it around, and then turned around, holding all of the beers on a tray. She placed them in front of the captain.

"Here you go. Drink up, everyone~" Gogo said in a sing-song voice, and then went to cleaning some other glasses. Any moment now...

[gantzgun74]

As the pirates lifted the glasses to their lips to take a drink, they were swiftly interrupted by the door being opened with a start. With a wide, somewhat goofy grin, a young man with regal looking Chinese Robes, a fluffy dog tail, and dog like ears walked into the room, all caution to the wind.

Really, Kanata had nothing better to do, since his search for a dungeon to explore had not really turned up any results. Right now, he just needed some place to relax and get something to eat and drink. Had his brains been a little less... Lacking; The Demon Dog King would've known better then to set foot in an establishment such as this.

But of course, being about as thick as a brick wall, the cheerful young man sat himself down, and slapped down an odd looking piece of paper that was likely some kind of foreign currency... But what would probably REALLY make Gogo grin would be the sight of the huge broadsword strapped to the man's back. "Hey! Can I get something to drink?" He grinned typically as he pulled out a fan, opened it, and proceeded to cool himself off. "Surprise me on what kind."

The Dog man suddenly stopped fanning before his nose perked up, and he looked like he was suddenly reminded of something, smiling widely. If one looked, one would see Kanata's tail wagging back and forth. "Oh! I'll also have whatever that delicious smell is!" Drool was starting to become apparent as the Demon Dog King said this.

[pieandchips]

Of course, the chemicals started to take effect. Acero took his mace-like hand and smashed it through the bar. Pining shifted into his demon form and started lighting people on fire. Elfrith pulled out his giant sword and started swinging it randomly. And the screams of men and women were like music to their ears.

[B gal]

Topic went towards the new club, and saw all the brawling in the background. She grinned sadistically at it.

She doesn't need the chemicals to become a fighting animal. She would explore the city until she found someone to fight with. She could care less on what side they're on, or winning or losing. She just love the adrenalin rush she gets from battling.

She sat near the bar way, watched someone drank their wears, and go into the battle. Unlike the person herself has stemmed from, she wasn't stupid. She could easily put two and two together.

"So, whatta put in the victim's drink, and where can I get some?" Topic asked.

She shot a bullet into the battle non-chantey.

[42zombies]

"IF I COULD HAVE EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION, POR FAVOR!"

The voice belonged to a short man; a dwarf wearing a referee's uniform. Stranger than that, however, was the fact that he was holding a microphone lowered from the ceiling, similar to the kind one would see at a boxing arena.

The midget coughed to clear his throat of excess phlegm. Then, in his loudest voice, he screamed into the microphone:

"INTRODUCING, FROM BONSAI VILLAGE, DIMENSIONAL ISLAND... WEIGHING AT A GRAND TOTAL OF 184 POUNDS... HE IS A COMMANDING OFFICER OF DICE-O... DOCTOOOORRRRRRRRRRR H.U.R.T!"[/u]

Fireworks erupted from several bottles and shot glasses as a towering figure in a red cape entered the club. He wore a silver luchador mask with no mouth opening. His silver gloves were finned, as were his silver boots.

"Thank you, Diego." The wrestler thanked. He turned his attention towards the fighting club-goers, who didn't seem the least bit impressed by his entrance.

"I work for the Dimensional Island Corps for Emergency Operations. We have recieved reports of a disturbance coming from this club." The man looked around, expecting someone to answer.

"Um... h-hello? Anyone?"

[Firebreath Fishslap]

Gogo was serving up Kanata when Topic walked in. Gogo shrugged as Topic spoke. She put Kanata's drink on the bar before leaning on it with one arm and grinning at Topic. At that moment, about half of the bar caved in due to Acero smashing throug the bar, but Gogo didn't notice.

"I put absolutely noting in their drinks," Gogo said with a smirk.. A bullet shot past her, which she caught with her left, robotic hand, and then crushed. She pocketed the bill Kanata had left on the counter, and then looked back toward Topic. "If you want a beer, that'll be ten bucks."

...And then H.U.R.T. walked in. Gogo ground her teeth and slammed a hand down on the bar.

"We are busy having a good ol' fashioned bar fight here, so kindly get the fuck out!"

Tortellini was sitting in the back of the bar, watching everything. He sighed and sat up before loading a few more bullets into his oddly colored and designed gun. "Come on, Ravioli... we've got work to do."

"'Bout time."

[B gal]

Topic got the hint. She decided to play dumb, and looked in interest as she watched her bullet get destroyed.

"In that case, give me ya recipe, I may need it in case I have bad luck findin' a fight. Nice move by the way, though."

Topic looked on at H.U.R.T. She gave an innocent smile. He's a wrestler, and a man. Which would make a perfect fight mate for her, and have him fulfill her other adrenalin based desire when the drugs wear off.

But first, she had to convinced him otherwise.

"Nutthin' out of the ordinary; they were battling over who gets the best liquor. That, and some bad guy was tellin' em off, so they're gonna put him in his place."

She than got a ten dollar bill and placed it on the counter.

"Give me a beer, for senor H.U.R.T, on me. I only came for the excitment anyway."

She gave a slight wink at the bartender, and start polishing her gun. She was waiting for H.U.R.T to get in the action, if not, well, she'll have fun with the fight anyway.

[42zombies]

"I... do not drink." HURT said defensively, raising his hands. "Such vices dull the senses and weaken the mind. I apologize, Señora."

The luchador quickly side-stepped two men who were grappling with each other and watched as they crashed into a glass table, shattering it.

"Well, I suppose that if everything is under control, you... don't have any need for DICE-O." HURT sighed, a bit disappointed. It always turned out this way-- people on this island were so powerful that, most of the time, they just didn't need a police force like DICE-O.

"I... suppose I'll be going. Buenas noches."

[B gal]

"Oh. Make that a water, barkeep."

It was likely they were laced with whatever made these people fight hungry. She was a bit interested in him.

"Nah, we may need ya, in case it gets....intense."

She walked towards H.U.R.T, either shooting, punching, or kicking the brawlers that got in her way.

"You know, I love a man in uniform."

She fluttered her eyes innocently. It was kind of hard to keep the 'sweet innocent girl' look, but whatever.

[pieandchips]

"IT'S 'SADISTICALLY' NOT 'STATISTICALLY'!" shouted Boggs as he punched right through several people in one go. Faust immediately swallowed all of the bullets on his belt and transformed his left arm into a minigun. Several seconds later, instead of barflies, there were was a red mist. Takanobu transformed into his full (giant) scorpion form and swung his tail madly, slashing the throats of several other people. "AN' YOU STAY PUT" Boggs ordered as he grabbed H.U.R.T. by the throat and threw him ON THE GROUND.

[gantzgun74]

Kanata was JUST ABOUT to take a drink when Dr. Hurt came in through the door. Despite a certain author's oppinion, the Demon Dog King was the ONLY ONE who was impressed by the entrance. "Hahaha!! That was so cool!! Great entrance!!" He dropped the drink, as he applauded, his dog tail wagging back and forth...

The sound of a glass cup shattering was what caught the young prince's attention. He looked down, and his ears lowered down like that of a dog who know it was in trouble. "Uh... Oops..." Of course, before he could turn to Gogo to offer an apology, the bar-fight caught his attention. Grinning widely, and apparently forgetting his own hunger and thirst, he hopped out of his seat, looking on the scene with starry eyes. "Wow!!! A fight! That looks like it'll be fun!!" He turned to Gogo, as he pulled out his huge broadsword, attaching what looked like some kind of sticker, that looked like a Fighting Mech; Almost immediately, his sword took on a dark silver tint, and almost looked like it was pieced together with metal plates, though one could tell that the sword hadn't changed, and was made more powerful.

"Can I join in? If you want a fight, look no further then the Adventurer Demon Dog King Kanata!!" He looked like he was practically begging too, musta been a while since his last fight.

It was at that moment that Boggs appeared, and Kanata's expression changed... He was no longer excited.. No... He was VERY excited. "Looks like my help will be needed before someone REALLY gets hurt!" With that said, Kanata jumped in, leaving the food he was just brought, and swung his sword in a wide arc at Boggs with such power, it was befitting of a demon King.

[42zombies]

HURT was just about to take Topic's drink when Boggs caught him by surprise, tossing him into the ground. Diego, HURT's midget companion, quickly grabbed his microphone and screamed into it with his surprisingly deep voice.

"THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! IN THE RING, THE AGENT OF DICE-O: DOCTOOOORRRRRRRRRRR H.U.R.T! AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM THE GRAND LINE... WEIGHING AT A TOTAL OF 253 POUNDS... HE IS THE SOUL CRUSHER... THOMMMMMAAAASSSSS BOOOOOGGGGSSS!"

HURT lifted his legs in the air and performed a quick kip-up. He stared into the eyes of his opponent; there was a fire in those two pupils that wouldn't die down.

"A sneak-attack is the coward's way." HURT stated simply. "Come; we will settle this like warriors."

[pieandchips]

"FINE BY ME" Boggs shouted as he threw a barrage of soul punches at HURT, all the meanwhile ducking under Kanata's, which was then intercepted by Elfrith's zweihander. For such a big sword, Elfrith wielded it like a rapier. He then used his sharp nose to stab at Kanata.