Homestuck intro pages, anyone?

[kisashika]

kisa-pants.tumblr.com/post/10984657478/im-a-loser

So, I made this earlier because I'm a total freaking loser, and I think it'd be fun to draw up everyone else who wants one, too!

All I ask is for a reference picture of you, or a good description, and the text for the page(since it's yours, I don't want to write it). AND a description of your room.

Just leave the info on here, or PM it to me, and I'll get on them ASAP.

[ShadesofGrey18]

Appearance: Spiky dark blond hair with bleached tips. Wears a tan T-shirt and shorts with white tennis shoes. Tall (Though in Homestuck style, that doesn't mean much.) and only slightly tanned. Wears a pair of Glasses (Black frame, only on the top of the lenses) Has bright blue eyes.

Room: A small dorm room with a couple of amplifiers and guitars; white walls with some posters; a loft bed with a futon underneath it; it has a Wii and TV.

A young boy stands in his room. What is his name?

[Buttmunch McGillycuddy]

EHH! WRONG! Try again, smartass.

[Pieter Majeske]

Thaaat's better.

Your name is PIETER MAJESKE and you spend a lot of time PLAYING and LISTENING to MUSIC, as well as ROLE-PLAYING ONLINE with a group of close friends. You are a MUSIC MAJOR in COLLEGE and are sorta-kinda addicted to VIDEO GAMES, especially the Final Fantasy series.

You are a fan of ANIME and MANGA, and have recently become a fan of MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, which you will always defend by saying that it is AWESOME.

You spend quite a bit of time online and your chumHandle is shadesofGrey. You type in a manner that focuses on proper punctuation and capitalization, though you often use EMOTICONS and ELLIPSES.

Today is a SPECIAL DAY for you. Your birthday is not for 6 months yet, being 18, you are one of the younger people in your circle of friends, but you are getting a brand-new copy of the HIT GAME that everyone is talking about. Your friends from online are getting it as well and you decided to play a round together.

[gantzgun74]

Room Description: A plain looking room, but it has it's distinctions. The bed is a queen sized bed, with a dark green thick blanket, and light green pillows. Being a video game addict, There is a Wii and a PS3 sitting in front of an entertainment center where a TV, and a DVD/VCR machine combo, and his room is decorated with video game posters, a few of them Final Fantasy, others for popular Nintendo Games from the Wii system. He also has a couple of purely decorative swords hanging on his wall next to the entertainment center, and his laptop can be found sitting on his nightstand near the bed.

Papers that have sketches, or the starts of Fanfic documents on them can often be found littering certain portions of the room, but the character tries his best to keep the center areas of the room tidy.

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Ah, another day, another reason, another lesson... A boy stands in the middle of his room, contemplating the meanings and some stuff like that... Whatevs... What was his name again?

==>

[Retarded Douchebaggy]



.................

NO. What parent would even NAME a poor sap that? That shit just don't happen. YOU'RE the retarded douchebag here pal so try again...

==>

[Aaron Colvard]

Good. You've wisened up. Good boy.

Anyways, yes. You're name is AARON COLVARD and you love spending your weeks BROWSING AROUND ONLINE serving little purpose in your life. You also like ROLEPLAYING IN RP FORUMS, WRITING, DRAWING, and anything else that's generally artsy or craftsy in general. You go by the chumhandle gantzGun whenever your chatting around and posting online.

Along with WRITING and junk online, you also love PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, you're practically an addict, but you could care less. You especially love FINAL FANTASY and you're a big fan of the characters, settings, and the franchise in general.

==>

Now today is a special day for you.

Recently, you've come to hear word online about a new RPG that's been blowing up the charts on most gaming magazines, calling it 'the greatest piece since fried bacon'... Or something, you tend not to take anything that stupid magazine says since it's written by monkies on a keyboard most the time. But still, better then fried bacon? Given everything you've been hearing from your pals on the Forums you figured you'd give it a go.

You recieved a copy of the game's beta yesterday, but you have since been waiting for the others to retrieve their copies so you all could start the game all together. After all, that's what best pals do, right?

[sleepZombie]

((Bedroom : really plain since I live in an apartment. A bed, a nightstand on either side of the bed with a lamp on it, and possibly clothes all over the floor. Perhaps even a cat or two laying on top?

www.iaza.com/work/111004C/iaza16884271294100.jpg ))

Who's this sleepy looking lady?

[Lazy Douchewaffle]

Wow, rude! Try again.

[Cecelia Fray]

Yeah, that's your name, but you'd much rather go by just CC. You spend a lot of your time READING prose of a RISQUE NATURE while online and WATCHING CARTOONS. Also you participate quite often in ROLE-PLAYING SHENANGIANS with a group of your close friends. If you are not reading said RISQUE LITERATURE you are there, talking with all of them and having fun goofing off. Your hobbies consist of DRAWING SILLY THINGS and PLAYING GAMES.

When you are not AT WORK like a RESPONSIBLE PERSON you are ONLINE goofing off. Your Chumhandle is sleepZombie, and you type In a manner that could be described as anal retentively literate. Though when you get really excited, you can't help but mash the caps button AND SCREAM OUT YOUR ENTHUSIASM!

==>

Today is not your birthday. That was a while ago when you turned 25, a distinction that marks you firmly as THE OLDEST of your little ragtag group of pals.

That doesn't make TODAY any less special. TODAY is the day you're expecting that COMPUTER GAME you reserved online to come in. You've been waiting a while for it now, and it doesn't help that your SHITTY POSTMAN never drops by until after 3 PM.

That same group of friends have been talking about this shit since forever. You have to admit, you're REALLY EXCITED as well to be able to all have a game you can PLAY TOGETHER. You all went the extra mile to try and get it at the same time. Some people forwent future birthday/Christmas presents for this shit, that is just how AWESOME this is all going to be.

[B. Marquis]

Description: A clean cut (Military Style) Haircut with ski goggles, wearing a muscle shirt and black jeans, and cocoa-brown skin and dark brown eyes and gloves (Though I do not know if the skin is relevant for MSPA)

And here's a picture!
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1455992438895&set=a.1415137097537.2052809.1205850062&type=1&theater
No, I'm not shirtless... if you had to ask the quaestion

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And here stands in a very crowded room yet another man. what might this dude's name might be?

[Capt. Attention Whor..]

: SHORYUKEN!

Now that the interpretive dancing is over, care to try again?

[[Brandon Green]]

Your name is BRANDON GREEN, though people know you as B. MARQUIS or MARKY. You like being called MARKY, it makes you feel like they like you.

You are an avid PROGRAMMER and MUSIC PRODUCER, but you are also an avid PROCRASTINATOR. Your hobbies include PROGRAMMING, MAKING MUSIC, and FLIRTING, but one of those hobbies are not as strong as the other 2.

Your programming has got you to redesign Pesterchum for use with console screens, in which you use as the handle programmaticComposer.

B:/echo However, your program has some kinks to work out.

Anyway, it's about time to check the mail for a certain game to come out, but he's not worried about the game. He's more concerned about who he would like to play with.

[tsifan]

(( This thread has a number of pictures if necessary, it'll include the bedroom and how I generally look like. In the bedroom I have a closet,with mirror sliding doors as you can see in the background of the first picture. My bed is as so, and my door is like.. on the left, but you can barely see it. There's a BIG WIDE GLASS window above my bed, and there's also another window next to it, that's shutters, and two more on the far right side of the wall. I also have a desk with all sort of shit, like my laptop on it. And a swivel chair cause those are fun!
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there-she-is-fan.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d490szw ))

This young man is having (or had, depending) his 15th Birthday today, but he hasn't a clue of what to do today.

He however has a name, but he doesn't seem to want to give it.

Would you like to give him a nickname?

======> : Smallwood Peehead

Oh fuck no
Try again

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======>TSIFAN

That's better

Your nickname is TSIFAN, as it is pretty much your UNIVERSAL NICKNAME.

However you have adapted one fun chumhandle to MAKE YOU THINK for once called intricateIgnorance

Before being INSULTED, you wouldn't have considered showing your RAINBOW BRACES which are awesome.

Your interests include EXCESSIVE DOODLING and STRANGE ROMANCE STORIES. This is often combined with ROLEPLAYING with your MANY ONLINE PALS. You also enjoy ANTHROMORPHIC FAUNA and MUSIC, both you are just too shy to admit.
You've contemplated on DOING IMPORTANT THINGS, but often get DISTRACTED by your SILLY HABITS.

However you are currently BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND. On the bright side you have been anticipating a REALLY FUN GAME.

You type rather normally in an attempt of trying to sound remotely intelligent even if you aren't, however you love to talk in a weally adowable way sometime caushe it ish sho wonderful to speak in shuch way X333!!!

======>

As said before, he is having (or had) his 15th Birthday today, however you don't really care. Your family doesn't do much for this event besides buy a CAKE for you to eat, however your BRO was awesome and BOUGHT you a YUGIOH GAME which you are nuts about.

However that isn't the main thing you want as you wonder if the MAIL came in. You have been waiting MONTHS for this particular game everyone is talking about, you even PRE-ORDERED it. However since the POSTAL SERVICE here sucks, it took an OUTRAGEOUSLY LONG TIME for it to even reach the islands!

You are HOPING you will luck out with the COMPUTER GAME in your mailbox which is UPSTAIRS seeing you live on the side a HILL. You don't really want to encounter GRAMPS, but you might have to in order the achieve the AMAZING GAME. Everyone on the RP FORUM you go into seem to be FROTHING at the thought of playing this game. you are only more excited to PLAY IT with them!

[shiftyPotentate]

Room: Bed has pink (now) covers and red sheets and pillow. TV is in the corner, perpetually with some kind of shooter game on. Laptop is on a table beside the TV.

Meanwhile, in a room nearly smack in the middle of the country, stands a young man. His birthday is half a year away! Er, what was his name again?

>Enter name.

[Douche]

That's right! His name is DOUCHE! Wait, what? It's not? Oh, sorry. TRY AGAIN!

==>

[Steven Benson]



Your name is STEVEN BENSON. You stand in your POORLY AIR CONDITIONED room. You just got done kicking some ass at your FAVORITE SHOOTER GAME. You spend much of your time BROWSING THE INTERNET and LISTENING TO QUESTIONABLE MUSIC. You enjoy a good ROLEPLAY from time to time, and you prefer your online friends to your real life friends.

You are a sucker for COLA and PICKLES. Your Chumhandle is shiftyPotentate and you tend to type in a
relatively punchy and
deadpan way[/b][/color]

>Steven: Play game.

You just got done playing a game! It will take too long to find another match! Plus, your internet is REALLY CRAPPY sometimes. Besides, you're expecting something in the mail today, and it should come soon!

==>

You decide instead to hop on your computer to see if any of your friends are on. Maybe one of them got the game already!

==>

One of your CHUMS is online.

>Steven: Pester chum.

[Sinta-tan]

Appearance: Long strawberry blond hair. Wears light green jacket EXACTLY like Trevor's from Sidekick, Tycho's shirt, black pants, black shoes with velcro straps, and a black fedora.
Room: Small room, with a closet, a desk with tons of plushies and books on it (Oh, and a computer), messy bed, basket full of stuffed animals near said bed.

Meanwhile, up in the north, another young person, this time a girl, stands around in her room. Her birthday is about half a year away. What is her name again?

>Enter name.
[Tanya Troublemeyer]
You totally wish you were part of the Troublemeyer family. But alas, you are not. Try again.
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[Tori Dragonwyck]
Your name is TORI DRAGONWYCK, but you prefer to go by the name of Sinta-tan. You love CARTOONS (Especially SIDEKICK), and READING WEBCOMICS (Like PENNY ARCADE). You are quite the ROLEPLAYER, as you've been ROLEPLAYING since you've been a child.

You joined into a site with several other people, none of which you've known before. If you are not watching CARTOONS or reading WEBCOMICS, you're there, chatting in the CHATBOX. Your hobbies include DRAWING, PLAYING WITH YOUR CATS, and making PITCHES TO NETWORKS, which will probably never get picked up.

You recieved a copy of some weird RPG game in the mail yesterday, which you think belongs to your foster brother CODY. But hey, you may as well try and play it. He will never know.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

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Shirt: www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/juniors_plus/tops/view_alltops/PRD~821579/Heart+and+Soul+MockLayer+Cardigan+Top++Plus.jsp
The image I did for myself already: i.imgur.com/UQ5g0.png

Room: small bedroom with most of the space taken up by a bed, TV, and giant fucking bookshelf]]



A girl who is soon to be an adult stands in her room. What is her name?

==> Enter name

[Jinkies Mysterychaser]

Haha, like I haven't heard that one a thousand times. Try again.

[Nora Shank]

Much better.

Your name is NORA SHANK, though pretty much everyone calls you by FF in fear of your TERRIBLE WRATH. However, everyone is aware that your wrath isn't quite as terrible as you claim and call you by your name anyways. You are actually a quite rational person and are never very quick to jump to anger.

You have many interests, but are known for being INCREDIBLY LAZY and never actually participating in these interests when others want you to. You are almost always ONLINE, staring at your INTERNET FORUMS and VIDEO HOSTING WEBSITES. When you're not on the internet, you're playing INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT ROLE-PLAYING GAMES or DRAWING SCENES FROM YOUR ROLEPLAYS, which are quite different from the ROLE-PLAYING GAMES you play.

You are incredibly interested in JAPANESE LIVE-ACTION SUPERHEROES as a result of befriending a fanatic of such shows recently. You also watch LIVE-ACTION and ANIMATED shows of all genres and languages, a fact that sets you apart from your friends, who tend to prefer one over the other.

You use the chumHandle of firebreathFishslap, and type in a mostly grammatically correct manner, though you tend to leave off the end punctuation

> Nora: Play video games.

At the moment, you don't feel like it. Besides, you prefer to LIVEBLOG your games as you play them, and your SMARTPHONE is currently charging.

> Nora: Post in your roleplays.

For some reason, you can't get motivated to actually go post, despite the fact that incredibly adorable shipping related shenanigans are occurring.

> Nora: Draw beautiful images.

You attempt to draw beautiful images, and get frustrated at Souji's bowl cut every time. You decide to abandon that subject for now.

> Stop stalling and think about SBURB.

It would seem that the person inputting commands has decided to be a rude little fucker today.

You, like most of your friends, have preordered a new, exciting, realtime video game! However, you can't help but wonder if your SHITTY LAPTOP will be able to handle it. You've heard weird rumors about it anyways. Plus, it gives you a bad feeling. You've learned to listen to those over the years.

[nintendonut1]

[Room: small bedroom, walls painted pink, as was desired by your younger, girlier self, with a small bed, a medium-sized tv on the floor, a large bookcase that holds various knick knacks, and a small computer desk with a stack of spiral notebooks and comics, as well as a laptop.]

[text color is Sienna]

A girl who is actually a young adult, but hardly acts it, stands in her room, staring off into space. Who the hell is she?

==> Enter name

[Lady McFizzlebitch]

Pffffjfkhdjhf, what? Haha, good one, but try again, okay?

[Kelsey Peters]

Your name is KELSEY PETERS, though you go by numerous nicknames, all of which you answer to with EQUAL PEPPINESS. As admin of your own ROLEPLAYING FORUM, you do your best to meet everyone online with a FRIENDLY DEMEANOR. It takes a lot for people to piss you off.

You have many interests, including playing VIDEO GAMES, watching CARTOONS, reading COMIC BOOKS, and drawing FANART for all of the above. As mentioned earlier, you also enjoy ROLEPLAYS of the written kind, and you've met many of your good friends online through such activities. They seem to trump the CAREER IN ANIMATION you keep trying to get off the ground.

You also have an obsession with COLLECTING MUSIC from all genres, adding whatever tickles your fancy to your VAST LIBRARY or compiling them into various PLAYLISTS. Oftentimes you'll associate song with characters or scenes, and will often assign THEME SONGS to them.

You use the chumhandle nuttyDonutcake, ironic considering you dislike nuts and donuts (cake is okay, though). You mostly type in a grammatically correct manner without caps, but when you get excited, angry, upset, or otherwise highly emotional, you tend to pound erratically on the keyboard, so your text is often littered with "fjdkhfdjfudsfdgs" and the like.

What will you do?

> Kelsey: Poke Around on the Internet

You do so for about twenty minutes. Time that could have been spent working on your FREELANCE ANIMATION PROJECT.

At least you've got your priorities straightened out.

==>

As you scroll down your TUMBLR DASH, you see a number of posts about SBURB. Oh, right durrr! Today's the day that comes in! You and your buddies have been waiting for this game for ages, long before you started your project. Things that came first, come first, as far as you're concerned.

[kisashika]

Huh, who’s this silly looking person?

==> Enter name.

(Poopsmear Dumbass)

WHAT? No. That’s completely silly and ridiculous. TRY AGAIN.

==> TRY AGAIN.

YES! There we go!

Your name is TARA MILLER and you spend a lot of time DRAWING and ROLE PLAYING ONLINE with a small community of CLOSE KNITTED FRIENDS. You guys get up to some REALLY GOOFY ANTICS with your ridiculous made up characters, but enjoy it all the same. You have quite an AFFINITY for GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS and the like and you collect SMALL FELT ANIMALS FILLED WITH BEANS and STRINGED MARIONETTES.

You spend a lot of your free time ONLINE and your Chumhandle is kisaShika. \\ you also type in a verry ssilly way that putss the emphassiss on your 'ss'ss and 'rr'ss but everryone sseemss to like it //

Today is kind of a SPECIAL DAY for you.

Birthday? What are you talking about? No, your birthday was MONTHS AGO, when you turned 19. TODAY is the day when your SPECIAL ORDERED COMPUTER GAME comes in! You’ve been waiting so long for it, because it was ordered several weeks ago.

All of your INTERNET BUDDIES have been buzzing about it for a while! And today you will all finally get to play! Everyone made sure to get it around the same time, so you could all enjoy it together.

[ShadesofGrey18]

==> Open Mini-Fridge.

You open your TRUSTY MINI-FRIDGE. In it is an assortment of various foodstuffs with absolutely no outside reference whatever. You are particularly fond of the Cola in the purple cans as you always feel stronger for a while after you drink it. Of course, the Red and Blue cans are nice as well; you feel like everything else moves in slow motion after drinking those. ...You prefer the Blue one, but will take either in a pinch.

The Milk is quite tasty as well; you don't believe the people who say that it's a "NON-MILK SUBSTANCE," they're full of crap and don't know what they're talking about.

Because you don't always have time to run to the Dining Hall, you keep several Sandvitch*ahem* Sandwiches in the fridge. The Chocolate is there as a snack, because you love sweets.

...Ah, yes; the fake decapitated head. It's there as a prank; you don't like it when people try to steal stuff out of your fridge.

==> Observe decorations in room.

[ShadesofGrey18]

==> Observe decorations in room

You start doing just that. First up is your comfortable FUTON which is a good place to play video games on your Wii... and occasionally get some college work done.

The RUG is rather simple, but it adds a nice touch to the room. Nice neutral tones, just how you like it.

Your AMPLIFIERS and GUITARS are looking nice as ever, you notice; you love music and like to JAM on your guitars from time to time. Your TROMBONE is at the MUSIC HALL where you can easily access it; fortunately, you always keep your Mutekind Abstratus on you at all times.

You have already seen your MINI-FRIDGE; no need to see it again.

Your BLUES BROTHERS POSTER is one of your favorite posters; you love the movie (but not the remake) and love listening to their CDs. You figure they're what got you really interested in Jazz music.

...Ah, yes, your TOUHOU PROJECT POSTER. You love this game series, you love it because it is INSANELY DIFFICULT, for the AWESOME MUSIC, and for the LOADS AND LOADS OF CHARACTERS. Marisa is your favorite; you figure you just have a soft spot for Tomboys.

Your DASHTOP is looking as good as always up on your LOFT BED. You call it a Dashtop because of the symbol on it. Over last summer, you watched MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC and became addicted; you figure it's because of the characters. Your blanket on your LOFT BED has the same mark, as does your shirt; your Pesterchum symbol is the same as well. Yes, RAINBOW DASH is your favorite of the ponies; ...yeah, you definitely have a soft spot for Tomboys.

...Hm. Bored now. You decide to Pester one of your Chums.

==> Pester shiftyPotentate

[gantzgun74]

==> Admire Posters

Well, which one should you admire? You're such a big VIDEO GAMING NERD, that there's plenty on your walls to choose from. Heck, there was plenty in your CLOSET to choose from. There were posters throughout the ages in their that you just didn't like hanging on your wall anymore. After all, your not like a certain OTHER BLOKE who has posters covering every square inch of his wall.

EVERY... SQUARE... INCH.

==>

You finally turn your attention to a poster with a young man, with angel wings wearing Greek inspired robes, flying through the sky. My god how you emulated that guy; what wasn't there to like? Flying through the air with the greatest of ease, even if temporarily. Really, that's always been a dream of yours, silly and childish though it may seem. Just flying through the air, wind through your hair, enjoying the rush, enjoying the adrenaline. Maybe shaping a cloud, riding the winds.

................................

==>

WHAT??? A guy can dream can't he?!?!

==> Do Homework

But there isn't any homework to be done! A high-point with being out of college for winter break... Though you do figure that you might as well see what you can do on your SKETCHPAD. It's been a long time since you've actually done anything fic related...

==> Captchalogue SKETCHPAD

There! Now you can get to drawing when you get done with whatever chores you have to do. That shouldn't be too much of a problem though, you handled laundry a little while ago and there was not a lot else left to do.... Well... Except for your room, but that was another story.

Oh! Looks like a bud from the forum's calling ya on your PERSONAL LAPTOP! Cool! Caught you right on time! You wonder who-

OH DEAR SWEET JEGUS...

==> Answer firebreathFishslap

[Firebreath Fishslap]

> Nora: Discover the meaning of love.

What? That's stupid. You're stupid.

> Nora: Observe wall decorations.

Your walls are covered in several posters. In fact, enough to cover almost every square inch. Not every square inch though. You can't reach every square inch of your room, for one thing. You're not really all that tall and your MOM doesn't approve of you pulling a ladder into your room just so you can cover it with more posters of anime characters and stuff.

Well shut up mom! You just don't understand this deep and passionate love you have for animated characters!

> Nora: Pester chums

Fuck it, you don't have anything better to do. Let's go pester your chums.

Oh, lovely. Only one person on and it's you-know-who. Not Voldemort. You wish it was Voldemort. This guy's way worse, and he doesn't even realize it.

How is he worse? You're not sure. You just have a bad feeling.

==>

firebreathFishslap began pestering gantzGun
FF: Hi again idiot
FF: So I guess today is the day you finally fuck everything up
FF: Is there nothing I can do to change your mind
FF: And don't tell me it's not your fault
FF: It's all of our faults really
FF: But mainly yours
FF: And we're friends and all
FF: (and I say friends in the loosest of senses)
FF: but
FF: We're making a big mistake playing this game
FF: and by we I mean you
FF: but I digress
FF: how are you doing