Homestuck intro pages, anyone?

[ShadesofGrey18]

With the Spysprite following you, you take your Cruxite and race up the few stairs to the 7th floor study lounge. It is empty, seeing as pretty much everyone but you and Sam have already left to head home for break. Everyone in your dorm hall has, anyway.

You place the pre-punched card and the Cruxite in the Totem Lathe and get a totem.

You captchalogue it.

==>Slide down the banister to the basement.

You take a few moments to check the timer on the Cruxtruder in the Main Lounge. ...HOLY SHIT! You didn't know how much time this had all been taking; there isn't much time left! You peek outside and see something oddly bright. Taking your iPhone and using it's magnification feature... your jaw drops. It's a fucking meteor... and it looks like it's heading right for your location.

You dash down to the basement at speeds that would make Rainbow Dash proud and place the totem in your Alchemiter. It creates a slate grey guitar.

You send Brandon a pester.

SG: Brandon, dude... there's a meteor heading right for my dorm hall... I have my thing... I'm not sure what to do with it. If I don't talk to you again... you've been a damn good friend.

You hear a song start to play and start playing the guitar alongside it. Might as well make your last moments count, right?

As you finish... time is almost out. You decide to go out with a bang, and slam the guitar on the ground, Pete Townsend style. It shatters... and then all you see is white.

END OF ACT 1.0

[gantzgun74]

==>Begin Act 1.1

.... You can barely believe your eyes as you look at the TV with an agape expression.

Only a few seconds ago, you and your family felt a tremendous thud that shook the Earth itself. When you all hurried into the living room and turned on the TV...

Holy fuck... This was...

SWEET JESUS.

==> HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

You quickly open up Pesterchum in a frenzy on your laptop and type out a quick post on Microsoft word. Once that was done, you open a window to just about EVERYONE on your friends list. When the windows were open, you quickly copy the post on Word and start pasting and sending to everyone.

gantzGun [GG] began pestering nuttyDonutcake [ND]

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!

==> HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT

gantzGun [GG] began pestering intricateIgnorance [II]

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!

gantzGun [GG] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF]

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!

==> HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!!

gantzGun [GG] began pestering shiftyPotentate [SP]

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!

You continue this in a panic, not sure what to do, beyond spread the news.

[mugenginga]

(OOC: Appearance: Long brown hair in two pigtails that hang in front of my shoulders (they come to be parallel with the base of my shoulder blades), oval shaped glasses, a black shirt with a gold "Eye of Wadjet" on it (like here, but just the Eye of Wadjet part not the round fake eye part: yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Millennium_Eye), ankle length pink skirt, and simple black shoes. Also, people often comment on my eyelashes so you might want to exaggerate those and I'm a fan of coming across as cute and adorable and "genki" so if you could indicate that it would be awesome. My hair is close to FF's in shade, but maybe a -little- lighter.

Room: Really wide room that's cut into two distinct "halves" by a wide space that looks like it was once a wide doorway so its really two rooms. Super cluttered. Half of the room, the half I'm not in, has a widescreen TV on top of a simple entertainment center near the wide opening area and a more classical/complicated entertainment center on the far side away from the opening. Heavy on the clutter. Have a black laptop on a couch on the back wall roughtly in the center of the room. Lots and lots of clutter can be seen through the "door" opening, but don't go into too much detail on that side of the room as its technically a different room.)


==> Be the Late Girl

You are now the Late Girl.

An old lady GIRL who JUST HAPPENS to be OLDER than all of her online friends stands in her parent's living room. Wow, she's awfully late coming into this! What on Earth could her name be?

>> Enter Name

[Peerette Whinter]

NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. No one has called her that since elementary school! God, be serious!

[Pierette Winter]

Technically correct.

Your name is PIERETTE WINTER, although you have ONLY RECENTLY admitted that to people and will only respond to PRUE or a shortened version of your chumHandle, MUGEN. You tend to get RATHER UPSET if people try to call you anything else and at worst will flat out stop responding to them. In fact, you tend to get RATHER UPSET very easily and usually require the help of your BEST FRIEND to not go on a metaphorical KILLING SPREE.

Like most of your friends, your interests are varied. You are best known for your SOMEWHAT OBSESSIVE interest in YU-GI-OH! and you like to spend all your money and sometimes some you don't even technically have BUYING MERCHANDISE from said franchise. You are VERY PROUD of your collection, which values WELL OVER $200 at the moment.

You enjoy SPENDING TIME ONLINE and things related to it like ROLEPLAYING as well as WRITING and DRAWING. You met your BEST FRIEND online and spend an INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME hanging out with her. You think SOMEWHAT CONSTANTLY about ways to meet her despite the fact that she is NOT YET AN ADULT.

You use the chumHandle of mugenGinga, and type in a mostly proper manner, although you make freqent typoes that you joke about and end almost every sentence with a smilie, and sometimes your sentences tend to run on. XD You also tend to be rather longwinded for an IM program. XD

>Pierette: Wonder why it's been a week since you've been online.

Wait, who is Pierette? Weren't you reading? You don't respond to that name! Try again!

>Prue: Wonder why it's been a week since you've been online.

Oh come on! You don't need to wonder about that! Your laptop blew up, causing a very stressful week in which you had to use some already budgeted savings to buy a new laptop! And then when you were supposed to visit your family for Christmas, you came down with a double ear infection! You made it to your parents and suffered for a week with the infection, in which time you haven't talked to your friends! Your best friend FF tends to worry when you aren't on. You haven't heard from her either, and are very worried!

>Prue: See if FF is online

You decide to see if FF is online. You're very worried about her and feeling very insecure she hasn't spoken to you. You thought for sure she'd have been more active on Tumblr! You just hope she doesn't try to drag you into SBurb again. You've been avoiding some of your usual haunts because no one will shut up about it! It's this weird MMO type thing most of the people you know are getting into, and you aren't fond of MMOs. You have issues being a nice person in real time chat with a lot of people, after all!

>Prue: Stop being distracted and get on Pesterchum

Oh right! You were going to get on pesterchum! You load up your computer, upset that it's a little slower than your old one. Your horrible operating system that you wish you could replace wand keep most of your programs working come up. Wait, is FF on Pesterchum?! You decide to try and say hello to her before she can say hello to you, a game you like to play most days.

>Prue: Pester firebreathFishslap


mugenGinga began pestering firebreathFishslap
MG: FF! Oh my god you're on! I'm so so so sorry where have you been I haven't seen you on Tumblr since that game you kept geeking about got released!! D: I know I used Tumblr Savior to block SBurb shit, but what about Persona and stuff you haven't been reblogging anything!!

[Firebreath Fishslap]

==>

II: Okay!
II: You all ready yet? X3

FF: Kelsey doesn't have a copy yet
FF: And there's two other people I want to try and get in too
FF: But I think Pieter and Marquis are working on getting in right now

==>

Before you can say anything else, an urgent message from Aaron comes through. You go to check it and...

Oh, something on the news? Well, that's worth checking out.

==>

Oh.

That's bad.

==>

Oh goddammit who is it now--

Your mood suddenly lifts as you see the identity of the person pestering you. It's your good buddy MG, aka Mugen, aka Prue. You two are the best of buds, to the point you have wondered if you are linked on an ECTOPLASMIC level.

Naw, that would just be silly.

>Nora: Answer MG

-- mugenGinga [MG] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF] at 23:03 --
[11:03] MG: FF! Oh my god you're on! I'm so so so sorry where have you been I haven't seen you on Tumblr since that game you kept geeking about got released!! D: I know I used Tumblr Savior to block SBurb shit, but what about Persona and stuff you haven't been reblogging anything!!
[11:03] FF: Oh
[11:03] FF: Yeah I've been
[11:03] FF: helping everyone else get SBurb
[11:03] FF: How's your ear
[11:04] FF: *ears
[11:04] FF: plural
[11:04] MG: I'm feeling much better cause I got on antibiotics. But where the hell have you been you haven't even updated Tumblr. 0_o
[11:04] FF: Sleeping mostly
[11:04] MG: ...you don't hate me do you. D:
[11:04] FF: Why would you think that
[11:04] FF: I could never hate you
[11:04] FF: shoosh
[11:04] MG: I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I'VE BEEN OFF FOR LIKE A WEEK AND I FLIP OUT.
[11:05] FF: *patpat*
[11:05] MG: BUT YOU ALWAYS REBLOG SHIT AND YOU HAVEn'T EVEN RESPONDED TO ME SAYING I'M SICK D:
[11:05] FF: I told you
[11:05] MG: ITS BEEN DEAD ON TUMBLR.
[11:05] FF: I've been sleeping
[11:05] MG: -Since when does Tumblr keep you from reblogging Ryoji shit- XD
[11:05] MG: ...I mean sleep.
[11:05] MG: *headdesk*
[11:05] FF: I CAN'T REBLOG RYOJI SHIT IN MY DREAMS
[11:06] FF: it would be nice if I could though
[11:06] MG: YOU ALSO CAN'T SLEEP 24/7.
[11:06] MG: MISS "I CAN'T SLEEP PAST LIKE 8AM" AND SHIT.
[11:06] FF: Well I also have school
[11:06] FF: Though honestly I can't help but wonder if people are literally dead
[11:06] MG: Uuuuh?
[11:06] FF: Considering what Aaron just messaged me about
[11:06] MG: Uh, who? XD
[11:07] FF: gantzGun
[11:07] FF: GG
[11:07] MG: Oh, right.
[11:07] FF: While normally I don't put much stock in what he says what with the whole "he's going to kill us all" thing
[11:07] FF: he seemed pretty panicked
[11:07] MG: Shit you know I can't keep people's real names straight. XD What stupid shit did he do this ti- ...are you serious?
[11:07] FF: Well
[11:07] FF: It's just the feeling I get
[11:08] FF: Something's going to happen and it's going to be his fault
[11:08] MG: ...I thought I was the weird psychic sensitive person here. 0_o
[11:08] FF: Well I told you
[11:08] FF: I've been having weird dreams
[11:08] MG: ...although I -have- been really worried about you guys. <___<
[11:08] FF: Yeah
[11:08] FF: Anyways it looks like a meteor hit near Pieter's place
[11:08] MG: Well everyone's been having nightmare slately. XD
[11:08] MG: Its kind of freaky. XD
[11:09] MG: ...WHAT?!
[11:09] MG: Like when?!
[11:09] FF: But obviously Pieter's fine considering he's still on Pesterchum
[11:09] FF: Like
[11:09] FF: just now
[11:09] MG: Uuuuuuh? 0_o
[11:09] FF: That was what was on the news
[11:09] FF: that Aaron was so freaked out about
[11:09] MG: ....I'll uh... brb.
[11:09] MG: You know I know jack shit about news I heard about Haiti a week late so just sit tight I gotta Google that.
[11:09] FF: Google dat shit
[11:12] MG: Okay, first. I SUCK AT REAL NAMES OTHER THAN YOURS who is that again? XD
[11:12] FF: That would be SG
[11:12] FF: shadesofGrey
[11:12] MG: (Also holy shit jesus fuck what. Its not even 2012. 0_o)
[11:12] MG: You said you were just talking to him? D:
[11:12] FF: Yeah, just a few minutes ago
[11:12] FF: But apparently his whole campus was just
[11:12] FF: wiped off the map
[11:12] FF: it's freaky shit
[11:13] FF: hello?
[11:13] MG: Uh, sorry. I'm just...
[11:14] MG: I mean sure the guy is kind of annoying but. Shit, I wouldn't... man you know that even at my worst I didn't make death jokes about people...
[11:14] FF: I'm sure he's fine
[11:14] MG: ...this is gonna sound really callous and weird. D:
[11:14] MG: But uh, you never did tell me about those nightmares?
[11:14] FF: Oh right
[11:15] FF: Okay so
[11:15] MG: (Just bear with me I'm being weird. <___<)
[11:15] FF: I'm flying around on this purple planet thing
[11:15] FF: and it's like
[11:15] FF: a city
[11:15] MG: .............uuuuuh.
[11:15] FF: a big purple city and i'm wearing purple pjs
[11:15] MG: Uuuuuh.
[11:15] MG: Okay so I said the nightmares were weird right.
[11:15] FF: and all around there's these weird bug people with black shells wearing the same purple pjs
[11:15] MG: I mean, everyone having them.
[11:15] MG: Yeah I think we just broke the scale. D:
[11:16] MG: Cause uh.
[11:16] FF: And then I start hearing things
[11:16] MG: You know.
[11:16] MG: I said I was having them.
[11:16] MG: And uh.
[11:16] MG: That.
[11:16] MG: Uh.
[11:16] MG: OPIAJODIFDSF
[11:16] FF: SPEAK WOMAN
[11:16] MG: I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE SAME THING OKAY.
[11:16] FF: ?!
[11:16] FF: Okay
[11:16] FF: that's weird
[11:16] MG: ...FF I NEED A PHOTO OF YOU AGAIN.
[11:16] FF: uhhhhh
[11:16] MG: I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
[11:16] FF: shit man just go on my Tumblr
[11:16] FF: they're everywhere on there
[11:17] MG: YOU HAVEN'T REBLOGGED SHIT IN LIKE A WEEK I NEED A LINK.
[11:17] FF: I DON'T REBLOG PHOTOS OF MYSELF
[11:17] MG: ...RIGHT WELL YOU HAVEN'T POSTED SHIT IN LIKE A WEEK.
[11:17] MG: GDI HOLD ON THIS IS GOING TO TAKE ME FOREVER.
[11:17] MG: LOOK I WILL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES CAUSE I HAVE TO DIG THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED ARCHIVE AND THIS IS CAUSING RAM ISSUES.
-- mugenGinga [MG] ceased pestering firebreathFishslap [FF] at 23:17 --

[tsifan]

II: Okay!
II: You all ready yet? X3

FF: Kelsey doesn't have a copy yet
FF: And there's two other people I want to try and get in too
FF: But I think Pieter and Marquis are working on getting in right now
II: Oh okay!
II: Whatever that means, I thought it was just load and play or something l3
II: Well at least you have your copy and I have mine! :3
II: Wanna just start already? I mean honestly, screw complications, I'm excited! X3
II: Besidesssssss, it's not like me being your server will prevent you from getting the others in.
II: After all, your server disk will be usable right? X3
II: Oh hold on a message o3o[/color]
==>

You then look at who's pestering you

Gantz?

Bleh you never really take this guy seriously anymore honestly. He was a good friend at least! Well when he wasn't overreacting, oh well. Let's see what he has to say.

> TSIFAN: Answer

gantzGun [GG] began pestering intricateIgnorance [II]

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!
II: Eh, I'd rather not :3
II: The news is boring! X3
II: Besides, I'm about to start a session or something with FF! l3
II: Talk to me when you start you know
II: Being less overexaggerating, cause I ain't interested to know about new clockwork diseases or something XD
II: Ttyl
intricateIgnorance [II] ceased pestering gantzGun [GG]
==>

Hehe, sometimes you felt like being an asshole, you were sure he would know you aren't taking him seriously.

You can't be assed to go in the living room anyways, why bother? You HATED watching TV anyways.

Except the Food Channel

You luvvvvvvessss itttt

Anyways

==>
II: Okay back
II: Bluh bluh boring stufff :/
II: Anyways l3
II: I'm gonna start the Server side up, Lemme just connect!

[nintendonut1]

Kelsey: Reply to pesters at rapid speed!

Easily done with your newfounded excited peppiness!

FF: Kelsey breathe
FF: No need to pass out on the floor
FF: And of course he's getting you a copy
FF: I told him to do me a solid and get you set up with one
FF: My install's done too so I just have to wait for TSI to get back to me and I can get him in
ND: oh… oh cool!
ND: you and marky are the best.
ND: okay, then i wait for steven?
ND: i haven’t seen him online yet.

GG: HOLY SHIT!!! If you have a news station on your TV change the channel to it right the fuck NOW!!!!!
ND: huh??
ND: would love to, aaron, but i got no tv in my room.
ND: and i’m not risking running into lucas, not in his current mood, no way.
ND: mind filling me in?

Kelsey: Notice new chum.

As you wait for your friends to respond, you see a dark red name flashing. You purse your lips in contemplation, then decide to humor him and respond.

corpusDirge began pestering nuttyDonutcake

CD: Hi again.
ND: oh hey! it’s you.
CD: The one and the onlEEEE.
ND: this is the part where i would say you caught me at a good mood.
ND: (don’t worry, i am!)
ND: and then we’d have a grand ol’ time exchanging sarcastic pleasantries and compare tastes in film and literature.
CD: But such is not the case.
CD: YEEEEah, well aware of that.
ND: oh?
ND: i didn’t expect you to be excited about sburb too!
ND: didn’t seem like your kinda thing.
CD: HEEEEhEEEEhEEEE.
CD: You know, I actuallEEEE was!
CD: I thought it would offer mEEEE some inspiration for my novel.
CD: What with all the monsters and death-dEEEEfying antics and shenanigans.
ND: frjihudfohjkfjdsigx
ND: what??
CD: Oops.
ND: haha nice try.
ND: you might be able to amuse me and keep me from blocking you, troll…
ND: which half of that is because i don’t like to block people to begin with…
ND: but you can’t fool me!
CD: You are right!
CD: I am a helpless wiggler that fails at convincEEEEng a young adult human to bEEEEliEEEEve a shred of truth comEEEEng from my noisetrap.
CD: I was actuallEEEE hopEEEEng to explain the situation and lEEEEad us to a mutual understanding, sEEEEEEEEing as how I’ve played the game alreadEEEE.
ND: fhdgudsjkjidskd
ND: see now how can i believe you’ve played the game before it was released?
ND: if you’re trying to convince me to believe you, you’re doing a piss-poor job!
CD: Wow, let mEEEE finish.
CD: Rude.
ND: okay alright sorry.
ND: let’s hear it sheesh.
ND: or, i guess shEEEEEEEEsh.
CD: Hahahaha. (B:
CD: I love how you humor mEEEE.
CD: When the rest of your kind tends to outright block mEEEE, here you are usEEEEng my quirk right in the open.
CD: It’s awfullEEEE swEEEEEEEEt of you.
CD: But as flatterEEEEng as your flirtEEEEng is, I don’t think I’m lookEEEEng for an aliEEEEn as my potential matesprit.
CD: SorrEEEE.
ND: what.
CD: Nevermind.
CD: AnEEEEway, suspend your disbEEEEliEEEEf for a moment or two.
CD: And at lEEEEast prEEEEtend to bEEEEliEEEEve I come from a separate universe in which the game has bEEEEEEEEn played and won.
CD: Well, sort of.
ND: okaaaaay…
ND: so, oh-wise-one-in-the-ways-of-sburb…
ND: my own personal alien strategy guide…
ND: what the fuck did you pester me about in the first place??
CD: GettEEEEng there.
CD: I am here to advise you to get the game as soon as possible.
CD: As in, within the next hour or so.
CD: WaitEEEEng a wEEEEEEEEk like you were plannEEEEng is not a wise course of action, and it onlEEEE occurred to mEEEE just now.
ND: done and done.
CD: Wait...
CD: REEEEallEEEE?
ND: yup!
ND: my friend marky’s hooking me up with a copy.
ND: it’s transferring right now.
CD: Oh.
CD: Well… good!
CD: You… had mEEEE worrEEEEed.
ND: awwwww.
ND: the stoic novelist troll has grown fond of his muse!
ND: so cute.
CD: Wow, what.
CD: Not EEEEven close.
ND: god i was joking.
ND: worse troll ever!!!!
CD: Right, well…
CD: I can sEEEEEEEE this entire conversation was pointless then.
CD: Later.
ND: hey wait!!

corpusDirge ceased pestering nuttyDonutcake

ND: ……fuck.

corpusDirge began pestering nuttyDonutcake

CD: YEEEEah?
ND: fjhdusifgyfudsiu sweet you came back.
ND: sorry, i didn’t mean to offend you!
ND: i was just playing around.
CD: Man I know.
CD: Come on, I know you better than that.
CD: And you know I don’t get EEEEasilEEEE offended.
CD: WEEEE’ve bEEEEEEEEn over this.
CD: I just didn’t want to distract you from the game for too much longer.
ND: right… just testing!
ND: but hey.
ND: um, i can always come to you for help?
ND: is that essentially what you’re offering?
CD: I guess so.
CD: You’re kind of important to kEEEEEEEEpEEEEng your tEEEEam together, so yEEEEah, I’ll lend you a hand if you ever nEEEEEEEEd it.
CD: Plus…
ND: plus?
CD: …Nah, nothEEEEng.
CD: Later again.

corpusDirge ceased pestering nuttyDonutcake

Fjfkhdfidkshf. He always did that. Being all cryptic and quiet.

[mugenginga]

>Prue: Dig Through FF's God Damned Archive

This is way more of a hassle than its worth. Pesterchum seriously needs a file sending option. Voice chat would be nice too. It kind of sucks there isn't a chat program that does all that! Then again, if there was, it would probably argue with your internet connection. You're kind of unlucky like that.

You bring up Tumblr and spend five minutes remembering how the hell to search through people's archives. You notice that FF has put up a WHOLE FUCKTON of text posts lately. You click on a random one and realize you haven't seen her update shit because she's been tagging her stuff as Sburb. God, the internet really needs to calm the hell down. You'd think it was the newest Pokémon game or something.

You finally find an image of FF from about a month back. It's her usual shitty webcam type photo. She's kind of a camera whore but you find that kind of adorable. You really need to get her a photo of you, but you just have not had the money for any kind of camera lately. You sent her a file once but you're never sure she got it... Wait. That. It... There's no way in hell. You lean towards the photo on the computer. No way. That's impossible.

[Jilak]

(OOC: Appearance: I have spent a meticulous amount of time styling my hair in this exact fashion: greenskyoutside.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/david-tennant-as-the-doctor.jpg. My hair is a dark, dark black. The darkest of all darks. I often wear square, decorative glasses. A blue shirt with a bright red lightning bolt on it. Trousers and trainers are both black. Pupils are a very dark brown, often called black.

Room: It's a very small room, containing only two windows, one of which is blocked by a king-sized bed, to the right of which is a... poor entertainment centre, if it can even be called such. It's where my telly is stationed, and where I keep my laptop. There is a small chair next to my dresser, which is also next to my closet. It is a rather tidy room.)

==> Be the night.

A young lad stands in his SMALL ROOM. He's FASHIONABLY LATE, as is the norm. What name could possibly be MANLY enough for such a lad?

>> Enter Name

[Dorkface McJohnson]

Well. That is certainly quite the name. McJohnson is a last name appropriately COOL enough. It is, however, no less WRONG.

[Richard Roberson]

Sure, why not. Alliteration's cool.

Your name is RICHARD ROBERSON, but everyone calls you JILAK, and occasionally BARKEEP.

You have a variety of VERY COOL INTERESTS, including MYSTERIES, SCIENCE FICTION, and COMICS USUALLY OF THE SUPERHERO VARIETY. CARTOONS are also very cool and thus one of your GROOVY interests.

Like many of your friends, you enjoy spending much time ONLINE. You ROLEPLAY a fair bit but are usually FASHIONABLY LATE to respond. When you aren't ROLEPLAYING, which is to say A GOOD PORTION OF THE TIME, you're GAMING and READING.

You use the chumHandle melodicIncongruence, and type in a fashion that's mostly average, dropping a few hardcore witticisms on a bro here and there.

==> See if any chums are online.

You've only recently downloaded this pesterchum client, and only at the request of an associate. You notice one of your closest CHUMS is online after a week long reprieve, and decided to see what the 411 is.

>Jilak: Message Prue

-- melodicIncongruence [MI] began pestering mugenGinga [MG] at 18:22 --
MI: Prue! Yo yo yo, I was just chiggety checking who was online, and there you were! S'been a while, homiefriendindividual.
MG: OJAOISJFD JILAK I AM A LITTLE BUSY. AND FF ISN'T RESPONDING.
MG: AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU CALL ME ANYTYHING BUT MUGEN AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT.
MG: ...forget the second but seriosuly you've never called me Prue before.
MG: dj{OAIJSFIDJFOidSDF DON'T YOU VANISH ON ME TOO.
MI: Trying something new. Putting a bit more swagger in my... swagger. Can that be used that way? And Prue's a very hip name!
MG: It's weird. BUT THAT IS KIND OF BESIDES THE POINT.
MG: JILAK YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE WEIRD DREAMS YOU WERE HAVING MIND MENTIONOING THEM CAUSE REALLY WEIRD SHIT IS GOING ON RIGH TNOW.
MG: (Also I should really be more worried about Shades. Am I bad person for worrying more about this? D:)
MI: Oh, yeah, those. Man, they were /so/ hardcore.
MI: I'm sure he's fine
MG: FF told you right?
MG: Shit man I get sick for a week and meteors. D:
MI: Nah, haven't spoken to her yet. I've been all off the grid and whatnot. It was on the news, though.
MG: I can't get ahold of her and something really major is going on!
MG: You know how everyone's been having weird dreams and all the people we consider sensitives has things going on.
MG: Jilak, mine MATCH FF'S.
MI: Whoa.
MG: AND I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE I SAW HER IN THE WORLD WE BOTH SAY WE DREAMPT ABOUT.
MG: I LOOKED UP HER PICTURE AGAIN TO MAKE SURE.
MG: I AM ABOUT 99% AT THIS POINT.
MG: AND I WANT TO TELL HER BUT I CAN'T REACH HER SHE'S ON BUT NOT RESPONDING. D:
MI: Hm.
MI: I'm sure she's just busy. You know about all of her somewhat shady exports.
MG: Uh, no, no I do not?
MI: Okay, this is just a theory, but
MI: FF? Totally an alien.
MG: :I I'm gonna go see if someone else is online. If she's busy maybe she's talking tosomeone else and maybe I can pester them into getting her to talk to me again.
MI: Oh! You asked me about my nightmares, as well!
MG: I relaly think all this shit is connected I -told- you these dreams might mean something and these meteors and its all really weird but I seriously can't think of a time it's felt this -RIGHT.
MG: TELL ME.
MI: Right, so, okay.
MI: In my dreams, I'm in this, like, room. It's so hardcore. Or atleast I think it is? I can't really get a good look at it.
MI: It's like I'm there but not there at the same time? Or... asleep? I dunno.
MG: Uuuh. Yeah, that means jack. Are you sure you're not just having your usual psychic thingies?
MG: ...honestly I was convinced it was gonna be related to all this but?
MI: It's possible I guess.
MG: Me and FF have this purple city and these black people and purple pajamas and shit and god that sounds so stupid but we MATCH.
MG: I wouldn't think anything of it if we didn't match.
MG: I mean beyond the shit why is everyone having weird dreams lately.
MI: True.
MI: Maybe it has something to do with the game she's about to play?
MG: God don't bring that stupid thing up its just a stupid MMO. Everyone's so obsessed with it. I mean, I love FF but even she's going crazy and shit.
MG: I'm gonna head to Tumblr and leave a message there and then try and get ahold of someone else. If she talks to you tell her I figured out that thing I was checking and need to talk to her RIGHT NOW. I'm gonna close this window though.
MG: Okay?
MI: No problem, you can count on MC Jilak to transfer all of your groovy messages.
-- mugenGinga [MG] ceased pestering melodicIncongruence [MI] at 18:42 --

[mugenginga]

(OOC: PRETEND THOSE TIMESTAMPS IN MY PREVIOUS POSTS AREN'T THERE WHAT TIMESTAMPS I SEE NO TIMESTAMPS THEY ARE CLEARLY ORANGE VEGETABLES THAT DO NOT EXIST.)

>Prue: Pester FF With Your Findings

It's hard to believe. It's downright impossible. There's no way in hell. But that's the case. And now you have to tell FF. Well at least she's on. You did tell you that you'd be right back. No reason you wouldn't be able to reach her right?

-- mugenGinga [MG] began pestering firebreathFishslap [FF] --
MG: FF HOLY SHIT.
MG: FF YOU THE PICTURE. THE DREAM. IT MATCHES.
MG: YOU SEE YOU ME SHIT... PAOISJFPSOIDJFOID. *deep breath* FF, I swear to god I'm about 99% sure I SAW YOU IN THAT DREAM WORLD PLACE WE SHARE.
MG: .....FF?
MG: .........FF ANSWER PLEASE.
MG: DDDDD:
MG: YOU COULD TELL ME IF YOU'RE GONNA GO AFK.[/color]

>Prue: Panic and Flail

SHIT. SHIT. WHY ISN'T SHE ON. GOD DAMMIT SHE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AFK THING WITHOUT SAYING SO. IS IT THE BABY AGAIN. GOD DAMMIT YOU COULD REALLY-

==>

Wait, a Pester? That's not FF. The name is... oh shit! Jilak. MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE FF IS. You decide to answer. Of course going into the whole conversation would be a waste of time. After all everyone's seen it, right? No need to paste all the hard editing work Jilak already did. Right. Yeah, we thought so.

[gantzgun74]

==> Be the STILL PANICKING guy

Once you had finished up with sending your panicked message to all of your friends, you continue flailing about. Really your not the only one. Your sister is flailing around everybit as much as you are. Your mother looks equally panicked, but at least she's showing SOME sense of decorum about this whole thing. GOD how you envied her for that.

But really you couldn't blame either you or your sister for panicking. This meteor that hit the ground did a lot of damage... And to a COLLEGE somewhere on top of that. It wasn't your brother's college, thank god, but still, judging from what the news said a lot of people had died today. You'd like to think panicking was justified.

==> Check pesters

After a few seconds of this, you quickly turn back to your laptop to check your responses...

GODDAMMIT TSI, YOU'RE NOT OVER-REACTING YOUR BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS!!!!

Before you can react to TSI, you take notice that NN1 has also responded; and her response is more sensable then TSI's. At least she's taking you seriously.

ND: huh??
ND: would love to, aaron, but i got no tv in my room.
ND: and i’m not risking running into lucas, not in his current mood, no way.
ND: mind filling me in?
GG: Kels you have to believe what I'm telling you right now, I only just a few seconds ago was given the disbelief act by TSI.
GG: And please for the love of god please don't say I'm crazy. I'm practically freaking out at it as it's going on on the news right now...
GG: Okay... A meteor has struck the earth. It's destroyed an entire college!
GG: I know it sounds crazy, but come on, you felt the Earth shaking a few seconds ago didn't you??

==> Plan next move

You check a few other pesters, and see that no-one else had responded as of yet. A thought suddenly strikes you. Who else do you know, that attends a college?

==> ... Hold on a second

You decide to pester someone you knew attended college. It was a long shot, but you figured you'd make sure for his sake.

gantzGun [GG] began pestering shadesofGrey [SG]

GG: Pieter? Pieter are you there? You're online it looks like.
GG: Pieter, this is a contact emergency. Please tell me you can see this.
GG: Pieter?

[ShadesofGrey18]

Pieter: Come to your senses.

After the flash of white, you slowly awaken, blinking your eyes. ...Everything looks normal...

==> Look outside.

You do so... HOLY SHIT! This is most certainly not your campus... You don't seem to recall your dorm hall being in a weird "void" area... nothing but blackness. A quick look over a ways reveals that no, the Hall of Music that was right beside your Dorm Hall did not come with you. You briefly thank your foresight to get all that stuff from there beforehand.

Huh? Someone just shot you a Pester. Aaron?

SG:...Aaron? Yeah, I'm here... wherever "here" is...
SG:What's up?

[gantzgun74]

==> Answer Pieter

Oh thank GOD. He was okay- wait what?

SG:...Aaron? Yeah, I'm here... wherever "here" is...
SG:What's up?
GG: What do mean you don't know where you are? This isn't the time to joke around man.
GG: Listen, are you able to get to a TV? You need to see the news! A freaking meteor hit the earth and flattened a college!!
GG: It's definately doomsday kinds of stuff man.

[ShadesofGrey18]

SG:I know, Aaron; that was my college that got hit.
SG:I think I'm in the next part of the game; my dorm hall is in a sort of... I don't know, weird place; there's a sort of black void all around...
SG:...........I don't think I'm alone, either. Sam, my roommate, is here, too; he was in the hall... no one else was, 'cause everyone else had already gone home for break.
SG:.......But I'm hearing things... things that I'm sure aren't Sam.

[B. Marquis]

B: Check up on Pieter

PC: B:/echo Well, I guess you are wondering where you are.
PC: B:/echo You are in the game.
PC: B:/echo It's like the matrix, but not quite.
PC: B:/echo Instead of going to the real world from a game, you are actually going into the game from the real world!
PC: B:/echo Oh, and you do not have those little port things on your body.
PC: B:/echo Which would be cool, you can hook up and play a virtual reality game with those.
PC: B:/echo But why would you need them if you are already in it?!
PC: B:/echo Anyway, as soon as you can, look up and see if you can see something floating in the sky.

[Firebreath Fishslap]

>Nora: Answer MG

You can't answer MG because you're busy pestering SG to make sure he's okay. Despite the fact that Pieter's college was just flattened, he is still signed onto Pesterchum. He would not be signed onto Pesterchum if he was dead.

-- firebreathFishslap [FF] began pestering shadesofGrey [SG] --

FF: So judging by the fact that you're still logged on you're not dead
FF: Unless I'm contacting you and you're in the afterlife
FF: Which is sweet because it means that my fantasies of internet access in the afterlife are true
FF: But anyways
FF: Where are you, what's going on, and look behind you