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Post by DM: Dersite Merchant on Feb 29, 2012 21:25:53 GMT -5
John: Buy Derpy a muffin.
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Post by shiftyPotentate on Mar 1, 2012 17:55:53 GMT -5
Derpy sniffled and leaned into the hug, and she lay a leg around John's back, to return it.
Pinkie was up to tears, when she noticed something in Derpy's bag. She trotted up and opened it, looking deep inside it, practically falling into the bag (despite the physical size of the bag). When she popped back out, she seemed to have something in her mouth, though it was hidden from view.
"What are you doing, Pinkie?" Vinyl asked, but Pinkie muffledly shooshed her. She peeked outside real quick, seeing some ponies locking up a certain building in the distance.
When the truh occurred to her, Pinkie just giggled. "Derpy, everything's going to be okay! Don't you worry."
"What? Why?" the blonde mare asked, looking back.
Pinkie took Derpy's wing gently, holding it flat, before spitting a key out onto it. "Because, silly, you lost this in your bag! And of course you can't live at the post office!"
At Vinyl's expression of confusion, Pinkie went on to explain. "She locked her house while her daughter was at school and went to work, right? But then she lost the key in her mailbag, and when she went home, she must have forgotten about it and asked if she could stay at the post office, but of course they would say no because post offices are for mail, not mares!" She rubbed Derpy's head. "Don't worry, I lose things all the time! It happens."
Derpy held the key close to her, still with John under her leg in an embrace, ending up holding him tight as well. She was so relieved.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Mar 3, 2012 20:52:26 GMT -5
You would, but you have no cash on you. Nor do you have boondollars, an utterly useless currancy that you aren't aware exists yet.
So you keep hugging Derpy, until...
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Oh. OH. Ohhhhh.
You blink for a moment, not sure what to do. You're still hugging Derpy, but um. Wow, okay. Things just got a lot less tragic and touchy-feely, and that's kinda leaving you in an awkward position.
Still... making sure she's okay first, you pull back slowly, patting her on the shoulder. "Haha, there, see? Hey, trust me, I'm experienced in this; don't always just assume the worst right off the bat."
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Post by shiftyPotentate on Mar 11, 2012 21:40:53 GMT -5
Derpy gave John a big smile, before a knock at the door interrupted things.
"Man, people hardly ever come over here, now it's like a bucking dance hall," Vinyl muttered, opening the door. Two white stallions in gold armor stood at the door. "Oh... uhhh, hello there," she said, suddenly a little bit more worried. Guardscolts coming to her house? What did they even want?
"Is there a John Egbert in this building?" one of them asked, but since John was the only human standing in the room, it was pretty obvious that he was there. "You there. If you would please come with us, Princess Celestia wishes to have an audience with you."
Pinkie's eyes widened. "Wow, the Princess wants to see you? That's such an honor! I mean yeah I see her like every week but still! That's so super special awesome!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Apr 21, 2012 17:05:05 GMT -5
(this is way overdue holy shit)
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Attention quickly swings back your way, just in time for you to stand dumfoundedly in surprise.
"Me?" Wait, a princess? A real-life princess? Wow. You've done a lot in your life (maybe), but meeting a princess is not one of those things. You don't think it was on your list of things to accomplish, but heck, why miss the opportunity?
"I, guess I can't say no, right?" you shrug. You wouldn't want to risk her wrath either. With a name like Princess Celestia, she sounds either very beautiful or very powerful. Probably both. "Um, lead the way!"
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