Post by gantzgun74 on Jan 11, 2012 14:13:42 GMT -5
All Twilight was aware of when she finally fell out of the other side of the portal, seperated from Applejack and Rarity, was that the portal had opened up several feet into the sky.
From there she had as great an oppurtunity as any to ponder over various things, maybe marvel how the laws of physics still seemed intact in this new world, wonder why the portal dropped her off so high in the sky, even though she started out on the ground originally, and most importantly, what became of her friends whom had seperated when the portal ripped them a new one...
But of course, logical a pony as Twilight was, she knew very well that she was no Pegasus.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She feel out of the sky like a stone, legs and hooves swinging around wildly in the blind hope of finding a soft landing at some point. As she did she didn't bother taking in how the height of her fall didn't seem to match the height of a few of the buildings that made up the city itself, and how various people watched her as she fell from their offices.
When Twilight looked down, she found the ground rapidly approaching, and knew too well that landing at such speeds would squish her like a bug. "Nononononononononononono!!!" She quickly focused her power into her horn, whilst she listened as a loud honking sound filled her ears.
There was a loud poof, as Twilight disappeared and the truck that had been just about to run her over mid fall squealed as the breaks were applied. Obviously the driver was pretty damn freaked at what he just saw.
And cue the crash sounds...
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When at last Twilight reappeared, she found herself atop a nearby one story building, sitting down, taking gasping breaths, and listening to her heart beating a mile a minute... "That... That was way too close..."
The sudden cacophonous sounds of honking and cursing caught her attention, making her jump to her feet in panic.
Looking over the edge of the building, she found the scene of a wreck. The truck stopping so quickly had caused up to four cars to get fender bendered, and the unhappy drivers were taking up their feelings on the truck driver himself. As she looked on in fascinated awe, she noted that these people were speaking the same language as the ponies.
"ARE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY YOU MORON?!?! YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE!!!"
"HEY GET OFF MY BACK ASSHOLE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!"
"OH YEAH?!?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS CHUMP?!?!"
"YOU AND WHAT FUCKIN' ARMY?!?!?!?"
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Hmmmm... Twilight would've taken notes if she had remembered there was scrolls in her bag. The natural amount of hate she was feeling in this scene was very notable. The arguing, sans the confusing words, sort of reminded her of the old stories of the ponies previous to the founding of Equestria.
"What an interesting language... Is that how people normally greet each other here?" .... She frowned a little, unsure what to make of it. "... Fascinating..."
From there she had as great an oppurtunity as any to ponder over various things, maybe marvel how the laws of physics still seemed intact in this new world, wonder why the portal dropped her off so high in the sky, even though she started out on the ground originally, and most importantly, what became of her friends whom had seperated when the portal ripped them a new one...
But of course, logical a pony as Twilight was, she knew very well that she was no Pegasus.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She feel out of the sky like a stone, legs and hooves swinging around wildly in the blind hope of finding a soft landing at some point. As she did she didn't bother taking in how the height of her fall didn't seem to match the height of a few of the buildings that made up the city itself, and how various people watched her as she fell from their offices.
When Twilight looked down, she found the ground rapidly approaching, and knew too well that landing at such speeds would squish her like a bug. "Nononononononononononono!!!" She quickly focused her power into her horn, whilst she listened as a loud honking sound filled her ears.
There was a loud poof, as Twilight disappeared and the truck that had been just about to run her over mid fall squealed as the breaks were applied. Obviously the driver was pretty damn freaked at what he just saw.
And cue the crash sounds...
-----------------------------------------------------------
........
When at last Twilight reappeared, she found herself atop a nearby one story building, sitting down, taking gasping breaths, and listening to her heart beating a mile a minute... "That... That was way too close..."
The sudden cacophonous sounds of honking and cursing caught her attention, making her jump to her feet in panic.
Looking over the edge of the building, she found the scene of a wreck. The truck stopping so quickly had caused up to four cars to get fender bendered, and the unhappy drivers were taking up their feelings on the truck driver himself. As she looked on in fascinated awe, she noted that these people were speaking the same language as the ponies.
"ARE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY YOU MORON?!?! YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE!!!"
"HEY GET OFF MY BACK ASSHOLE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!"
"OH YEAH?!?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS CHUMP?!?!"
"YOU AND WHAT FUCKIN' ARMY?!?!?!?"
..........................
Hmmmm... Twilight would've taken notes if she had remembered there was scrolls in her bag. The natural amount of hate she was feeling in this scene was very notable. The arguing, sans the confusing words, sort of reminded her of the old stories of the ponies previous to the founding of Equestria.
"What an interesting language... Is that how people normally greet each other here?" .... She frowned a little, unsure what to make of it. "... Fascinating..."