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Post by ShadesofGrey18 on Aug 6, 2012 14:53:29 GMT -5
==> Laugh at Arti's Modus issues.
You had forgotten how much issues most of your friends had had with their Fetch Modii; you considered yourself lucky that both of yours were pretty simplistic.
"Hmmm... I dunno. You think it'd like... Ooh! I have an idea~"
(He is grinning evilly)
"Stick this thing in there with it." You pull out what looks like a little speaker.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 6, 2012 20:59:31 GMT -5
==> Curiously take in the speaker
You really have no idea what's up with Pieter, giving you a speaker... But hey, he must've had SOMETHING in mind. He certainly had that evil little grin going on. "Well, okay then."
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(A small giff; Aaron takes the speaker and then pushes it into the bubble.)
You take the speakers and then pushes it into the bubble with the dark shard. It seemed to glare at you with a look of the deepest loathing... But hey! That's why people don't fuck with God-Tiers. Bad luck is ALWAYS bound to follow.
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(Aaron quickly pulls his arm out of the bubble and looks to Pieter.)
"Okay, Pieter. Whatever you have in mind, let'er rip."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Aug 6, 2012 21:14:18 GMT -5
==> Hand over the pasta.
(Arti hands Aaron the bowl of spaghetti)
"I wonder how it would react to this!!"
==> See if it's there.
(Arti draws a card)
Come on, iPod Perfect... be there...
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(It looks like a normal iPod touch)
Yes it is.
==> Set it to record.
(Arti does so)
"Can one of you guys record its reaction? I need to pick up my plushies again..."
==> Proceed with the cleaning.
(Arti tosses the iPod Perfect to Pieter)
==>
(Arti starts to re-captchalogue all her plushies)
You really need to find a better way to store all these.
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Post by ShadesofGrey18 on Aug 6, 2012 23:16:47 GMT -5
==> Grin evilly.
"I hope this thing likes obnoxious tween-pop!"
==> Begin the aural torture.
You do so; the speaker begins to play Justin Bieber's "Baby" at high volume inside the void bubble. After that finishes, it begins to play Rebecca Black's 'masterpiece' (You almost gag inside from thinking that, even sarcastically) "Friday", constantly playing both of them one after the other. You then begin to record the creature's reaction with Arti's device.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 7, 2012 14:59:55 GMT -5
==> ............. LMAO (It looks like Aaron is seen doing just that, laughing uncontrollably.) WAAAAAY ahead of you. "You are EVIL Pieter. You know that??" You turn to take a look at how the dark shard was taking all of this. ==> Needless to say it looks like it's absolutely WRITHING. ==>  ?; START TO LOATHE THESE WRETCHED BEINGS
......... START?? FOR THE LOVE OF ZERO WHAT WAS THIS UNHOLY FILTH? YOU CAN TELL IT'S MUSIC BUT... DEAR SWEET LORD WHAT BEING WOULD EVER... EVER IN A MILLION YEARS LIKE THIS SHIT?!?! THIS WASN'T MUSIC! IT WAS FECAL MATTER!!!
(Dark Matter is seen twitching and absolutely writing with each second passing.)
MAKE IT STOP!!!!! |
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Aug 7, 2012 16:39:52 GMT -5
==> Captchalogue huge plush collection.
(Arti manages to place her entire collection on one card)
There. Much better.
==> Debate on storing Bill as well.
On one hand, he's your companion, and unlike Dracosprite, is sane.
==> Store Bill.
(Arti puts the cat on a card and he is shuffled into the deck)
However, this is safer and easier for both you and him.
==> Check up.
(Arti has a giant grin)
Looks like it hates all this. Perfect.
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You wonder if this counts as cool and unusual or cruel and unusual.
Whatever.
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"Shall we wait for the end of Pieter's audio torture to feed it, or feed it during the torture?"
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Post by ShadesofGrey18 on Aug 7, 2012 17:39:48 GMT -5
==> Cease your fun.
Much though you were enjoying watching this, you decide to stop, pulling the speaker out and storing it.
"Alright, Arti. You go ahead and do whatever. God, that was amusing." You have the faintest hint of an evil smirk on your face.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 8, 2012 13:37:34 GMT -5
==>
(Aaron smiles widely as he watches Arti about to get to work.)
Jesus H. Christ this was so much fun you could barely stand it! And what's even better? Your actually TORTURING MOTHERFUCKING DARK MATTER! "I can't believe we're actually torturing FREAKING DARK MATTER!"
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(Aaron notices the looks Arti and Pieter were giving him.)
.................. Oh.
Did you forget to mention that?
==> Explain
(He quickly waves off the crazy looks.)
"Guys, before you say anything, that's what it called itself when it tried to possess me. And then named it's master Zero!" You can't help but smile. "Given this island it doesn't really surprise me. We're torturing Dark Matter, one of the main villains from the Kirby games!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Aug 8, 2012 13:50:55 GMT -5
==> Get to work.
(Arti has the biggest slasher smile ever)
Fucking sweet!!!!
==> Pasta pasta pasta!
(Arti throws the bowl of highly dubious spaghetti into the void where Dark Matter is, hand glowing brighter and brighter)
"Hope you like spaghetti!"
==>
(Arti is seen laughing)
This is going to be totally awe-
==> What?
(Arti stares at Aaron)
Wait, what?
You're torturing a villain from a game that existed in your former world? And a big one, at that?
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(Arti is wide-eyed)
This makes no fucking sense.
==> Oh well.
(Arti shrugs)
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"So we're torturing a big baddie? Fucking sweet!"
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Post by ShadesofGrey18 on Aug 8, 2012 14:21:39 GMT -5
==> Pieter: Grin like an idiot.
"I kinda figured; I played the shit out of Kirby 64 when I was younger. I'm guessing that this is some sort of dimensional nexus? Kinda feels like one to-
==> Have a moment of realization.
""Uh, Aaron. Question. If this place is a dimensional nexus... are..."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 8, 2012 15:06:58 GMT -5
==> Think about what he could mean
.......................................
(Aaron is seen rubbing his chin.)
==> REALIZATION
(Aaron's facial expression becomes one of surprise.)
Oh... OH!
==> Fond recollection time!
You suddenly remember that Pieter is a BIG My Little Pony fan. Even in your own timeline you remembered once how Pieter made a big window that allowed him to look into, much to your own shock and glee when you saw it, the world of Equestria. You remembered seeing many things through that window. Rainbow Dash flew by it once, and there was even a brief sighting of Ditzy 'Derpy' Doo, the little cutie. XD Oh the memories...
==> Tell Pieter straight
"Well... If your talking about what I think you're talking about... Then yes. There are. I even had the pleasure of meeting Twilight herself, along with Dashie, Flutter, Rarity and Spike."
You decide to be mischievous after a second. "And if that wasn't enough, before I left, I had the pleasure of babysitting Sweetie Belle. Rulett's looking after her and our place right now."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Aug 8, 2012 15:16:40 GMT -5
==> Listen in.
(Arti listens intently)
Oh, so this place is like some kind of central place where all sorts of universes are? This seems kind of familiar to you...
==> Think.
(Arti chews on the arms of her glasses a bit)
Where have you heard such a thing.
==> !
(Arti remembers)
Of course! It's the very site you met all your friends on! How could you forget that, aside from all the crazy shit that happened?!
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(Arti speaks, glasses back on her face)
"Hey guys, if we're meeting characters from supposedly fictional universes..."
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(Arti draws a card with a Class of 3000 DVD on it)
"Isn't this similar, if not identical, to the website we all met on in the first place? You know, Dimensional Clash?"
==> Get meta.
(Arti is now holding the physical DVD)
"Hell, what if we're just fictional characters being played by people with no lives?"
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Post by ShadesofGrey18 on Aug 8, 2012 15:22:26 GMT -5
==> Be slightly mindfucked.
"Whoa... that's...an interesting thought... yeah, it really is similar to DC now that I think about it...
==> And the mindfuck is gone.
"What? Pfft. Arti, don't be crazy. Anyway! Aaron, you HAVE to let me come with you after this. Also! What're we going to do with dark and creepy here?"
(He gestures towards the trapped Dark Matter)
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 8, 2012 15:54:08 GMT -5
==> Be somewhat mindfucked
(Aaron is looking at Arti with a weird stare.)
Okay you more then saw Pieter's reaction coming, but Arti's? That just came out of nowhere.... Though you supposed you were surprised the thought hadn't crossed your mind before now. People even CALL this place Dimensional Island; The same name that was given to the island in the Forum....
You decide NOT to share that with Arti.
==> Scoff
(Aaron waves off Arti's suggestion with a scoff.)
You do that as you shrug off the commentary. "Don't be crazy Arti. You'd think if everything worked like that, there would be no sense of actual reality anywhere."
==> Take in the Dark Matter Shard
When you say that, you look to the Dark Matter Shard a moment, taking in Pieter's question... "Well........" After a moment you let out a breath... "I suppose I'll hold onto it. After all, letting him go isn't an option... And I'm NOT entirely sure if we can destroy it. Destroying it would require the Star Rod, or the Love Love Rod or something similar..."
In a second, the void bubble collapsed around the Dark Matter shard which panicked as it vanished completely. "It shouldn't cause any trouble in my Void modus. I fixed the earlier problems with it, so it escaping will be impossible unless I let it out myself."
==> Change the subject
Now that the shard has been handled, you look to Pieter with a grin. "And don't worry Pieter. I understand you wanting to meet the ponies... Man, just WAIT until you meet Sweetie. She's one of THE cutest little things EVER."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Aug 8, 2012 16:02:13 GMT -5
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Truth be told, you were never interested in ponies.
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(Arti re-captchalogues her DVD)
It's nice to see them again, but they know your pesterChum name as well as your real one.
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(Arti watches as the void vanishes)
Of course, everyone has easier moduses than you do. Figures.
==> Let's go!
(Arti re-draws her frying pan)
"Somehow I think there's a lot more here than meets the eye. I'm gonna go explore."
==> Something inconspicuous!
(Arti reverts back to her jeans and t-shirt)
You figure it'll be easier to move around in these instead of your God Tier robes. Plus, it'll draw less attention.
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"It's just us for now, but we'll draw less attention in our normal clothes."
==> Ponder.
(Arti places her hand under her chin)
"Hmm, I wonder if my favourite characters are around as well as the ponies you guys like."
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