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Post by doctorzero on Aug 18, 2011 23:33:00 GMT -5
(Well she isn't.)
Princess didn't even bother talking; she was too angry. And we all know that an angry Princess is a VERY BAD ONE.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"She ran forward, her bat over her head, ready to do so massive damage--
and then Yana stood in front of her. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Can't we talk about this?!"
Princess responded by backhanding him into the pews. "F*CK YOU!"
She turned and glared at Gantz. "First, I'm going to (CENSORED) you in front of your B*TCH, then HE'S NEXT, you--"
She felt something tap her on the shoulder, and she turned around, livid. "WHAT?!"
Yana stood there, giving her a stern look. "You are not being civil about this."
"CIVLIZE THIS!!!" She swung her bat; Yana ducked, causing her to miss.
"ACK! Guys, a little help?!"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 18, 2011 23:35:53 GMT -5
Princess made another swing for Yana, but it was quickly blocked by Gantz. "Yeah, I don't think so." He dodged aside another swing. "Don't think I'm the same cowardly little scrub you saw a long time ago, missy." Grinning at her raisng bat, he snapped his fingers. "Thundaga!!!!"
A flurry of lightning bolts, seemingly originating from the cieling of the church struck the bat, Princess along with it. "By the way, Rosie isn't a bitch. THAT definition belongs to you."
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 18, 2011 23:41:22 GMT -5
Watching Princess light up like a Christmas tree was, Yana had to admit, quite entertaining. When the whole thing was done, Princess fell to the ground in a heap, smoking.
Yana looked to Gantz, then Princess, then Gantz again. "Is she..." He bent over her to see if she was breathing...
And got a hand around his neck for his trouble.
Princess slowly rose fro the ground, choking the life out of Yana, her smoking and frizzled hair making her look even freakier, like a member of the Addams Family. "YOU FIRST, YOU SON OF A B*TCH."
Yana kicked and struggled, slowly turning blue in the face. "ACK! Let...go...of me!!!"
With strength he didn't even know he had, he kicked her right in the stomach, causing her to let him go as she was knocked into yet another set of pews. Yana fell to his knees, coughing and clutching his throat.
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 18, 2011 23:45:20 GMT -5
A collection of winces followed. "OUCH... That looked like it hurt." Gantz muttered.
Frowning at the destruction, Rosaline pulled out her own sword and quickly blocked another of Princess' advances on the boys. "Don't think for an INSTANT, I'm going to let you lay a FINGER on any of them!!!!" She slammed the killer backward, then reeled her sword back. "Blast Wave!!!"
When she swung the sword upward, a sword beam was launched at the girl at great speeds.
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 18, 2011 23:53:09 GMT -5
(Princess is a full grown woman. Calling her a girl is EXTREMELY inaccurate.)
It hit Princess straight on, knocking her over. Of course, she immediately got up again, looking even more angry. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T, (CENSORED)!!!" She advanced again--
"Leave them ALONE!!!"
There was a loud THWACK as Yana landed an impressive punch on Princess, leaving a bruise as she spun like a dradel. Yana proceeded to follow up with several punches and kicks, punctuating each blow with a shout.
"Don't--you--EVER--touch--them--again--you--YOU--" Rather than say anything, Yana finished by backhanding her so hard she crashed into the altar. "...Oops. I'm gonna have to pay for that, aren't I?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 19, 2011 0:13:38 GMT -5
[My apologies there.]
.................
Rosaline looked on in awe. Gantz however, shrugged to Yana. "Nah, this place has been abandoned for years, no-one really cares about it anymore. Cept for me of course." He grinned. "Anyways, not bad Yana. Strong finish there."
With Rosaline, she looked back to Yana, after looking at where she saw the man send Princess flying, "How... How did you do that?"
"Apparently our new friend is much stronger then he looks." Soul offhanded, sounding mildly impressed herself. "Though, here's a question... What's become of Princess? Is she dead?"
A sigh was the response. "No. Princess is, somehow, immortal. Don't ask me how, I don't know either." He looked to Yana. "She used to scare me a lot due to that fact, but... Looking at her now? I almost can't believe I was."
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 19, 2011 0:22:53 GMT -5
"Immortal?" Yana was amazed. "Well, that explains it...eh..." He scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Well, thanks guys, but I really don't know where that came from..."
They were interrupted by the sound of wood splintering as Princess rose up from the remains of the altar, spitting with anger. "B*TCH!!!!! I JUST HAVE ONE0 THING TO SAY TO YOU!!"
Yana was, to say the least, startled. "What the--you're still up?!"
Princess ignored Yana completely as she pointed accusingly at Gantz. "I'M PREGNANT, AND HE'S THE FATHER!!!"
(So, who do you think should finish her off, Rose, Gantz or Yana?)
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 19, 2011 0:56:41 GMT -5
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Rosaline briefly looked to Gantz incredulously, but the young man quickly shook his head... That proved to be all she needed.
Rose closed the distance between herself and Princess, almost snarling. "Hey, GENIUS. Here's a brilliant idea for you..."
WHAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be blunt, that wasn't a bitch-slap, that was a flat out punch. One that floored Princess in seconds.
"NEVER EVER EVER SAY YOUR PREGNANT WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S BOYFRIEND'S CHILD... OR SAID 'SOMEONE' IS GOING TO RIP YOUR ARMS OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS AND BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!"
While Rosaline failed to keep the promise of ripping out Princess' arms, she pretty much delivered the type of wrath you'd be lucky enough to see on MTV. If Princess fought back, Rosaline fought back with twice the force, biting, clawing, punching, and generally showing no mercy whatsoever. One of the moves Rosaline used had her grab Princess by the legs and toss the assassin clean across the room, before jumping after her with a punch.
The fight continued in the background, the shadow of it played on the wall behind Gantz and Yana, the two of them looking increasingly more fearful the longer the fight drew out. At one point, it looked like princess was on the floor and Rose was on top of her, viciously pulling on her hair.
"GOOD HOLY GOZER..." Even Soul Calibur looked impressed at the sight.
By the end of it, Rosaline had pulled a clump out of Princess' hair, a good amount of her body, most notably her face, was beaten black and blue, and it looked like her ridiculous outfit was a bit worse for wear. Rosaline gave the body one last kick for good measure before walking back to the two, looking quite pleased with herself... Then she noticed the two boy's staring at her fearfully. "... What?"
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"Rose... Dear... I love you... I really do... But remind me never to piss you off ever again." Gantz said with a smile that was half amused, half nervous.
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 19, 2011 1:14:07 GMT -5
While Princess did everything within her power to fight back, in the end the enraged Gria was too much for her, and she fell unconscious.
Yana took a step back in slight terror. "Geez...Rosaline, sometimes you can be really freaking SCARY, you know that? I mean, jeez, that was a little overboard, don't you think?"
"BRRRRRRRRRRING!!!" "GAH!" Yana spun around. "Again?!"
Yes, the phone was ringing again, having been spared in the onslaught. Yana picked it up and looked at it. This time there was just a text:
My associate awaits you at any time at the DTBS. Do try to look your best, won't you? -K. Raleigh
As soon as he finished reading the text, the phone issued a message that sounded like it was being delivered by the calmest woman in the universe.
"This cell phone will self-destruct."
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 19, 2011 1:21:42 GMT -5
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"........ Crap..."
Gantz quickly grabbed the phone out of Yana's hand, and ran as fast as he could to the window. When he was barely halfway there, he tossed it at the window, to which the phone crashed through the ancient and decrepit glass and clanked outside on the street.
But even then, Gantz did take any chances. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!" He tackled Rose to the ground, and held on tight keeping himself as low as he could to the ground.
As for Rose, she looked just plain freaked. "Gantz!! What are you doing?!?!?!" Sure she had seen some movies where that message appeared, but there was noway that could happen for rea-
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 19, 2011 1:31:59 GMT -5
Yana ducked behind a pew.
There WAS an explosion, but...erm...rather than go "bang", it did...this:
A loud, otherworldly voice accompanied the explosion, ringing forth a statement that would no doubt stay with them for the rest of their lives:
PORCUPINES ARE GOD.
As soon as it came, it was gone. Yana slowly looked up from his spot, flabbergasted. "Wha...uh. What was. Huh?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 19, 2011 1:38:49 GMT -5
.... For a long hard moment, the two stayed on the ground, both of them looking at each other with WTF expressions on their faces after hearing that. "What.... 'Porcupines are-'... What-What? God-what?" Rosaline mumbled looking GREATLY confused.
Even Gantz looked somewhat mind-@#$%ed after that. "... Trust me, I have no idea either..."
Soul Calibur just remained quiet, she was sitting on the ground nearby. I guess the randomness was too much for her-
"WAS NOT... THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!! IT WAS WEIRD!!!"
........... You have no taste in comedy, Soul...
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 19, 2011 1:44:15 GMT -5
(Ladies and Gentlemen, K. Raliegh is the Master of the Mindf#©|{.)
Yana stood up shaken. This day was just getting weirder and weirder. First, amnesia. Then, crazy phone call. Then, crazy LADY, followed by crazy fight, crazy girlfriend, THEN the crazy explosion.
Why the heck are porcupines God anyway? After a moment, he decided that he shouldn't think too much about it. He turned to the other two. "You guys all right? Nothing hurt?"
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Post by gantzgun74 on Aug 19, 2011 1:55:41 GMT -5
It took a moment, but Gantz stood up and, like a gentleman, helped Rose to her feet. "I'm undamaged..." He quickly looks over Rose. "What about you dear? You hurt anywhere?"
Rosaline looked a bit flustered at the attention. "G-Gantz, I'm fine!" She smiled to the young man. "Though I am touched by your concern."
"Anything for you babe."
"Hello? Uh, your sword still on the ground? Kinda important here? A little help? Don't have arms? Ringin' a bell?"
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Post by doctorzero on Aug 19, 2011 2:02:33 GMT -5
Before anyone could stop him, Yana swiftly scooped up the sword. "Sorry, there miss, hope you didn't--"
She was everything to me! AND YOU TOOK HER AWAY!
You do not understand, and you will never understand!
YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BE BORN!!!!
Yana dropped Soul Calibur in shock. What in the name of all that's decent WAS that?!
(Everything in italics is happening in his head. Thus, the others can't hear it.)
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