Two Dragons and an Ifrit (Gantz, Evan and Ryo)

[DanteMGalileo]

I totally knew you would write that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Actually no, I didn't.

Lobo grumbled and shook his head, moving the curtains from the dresser, opening it to reveal... An empty space that was far bigger than the dresser itself..

He shut the doors on himself, before emerging, clad in a suit of armour...

Though he was barefoot and sleeveless still, and it was actually pretty silly-looking from the perspective of anybody that was not an angel.

He heard them go down the halls.

You'd better not enter the Love Shack.

He trudged his way towards the trio, intent on chasing them out of his damn bar.

[gantzgun74]

The three jumped out of the portable hole into the hallway just as Lobo went inside his room. Laughing to herself, Peacock closed up the hole and stored it away. "Hmmm... Someone went in." Bonnie whispered, giggling beside herself. "Okay, so good call on your front new girl~! We have evaded capture!"

"For now anyway, is it that freaking angel again-?" Cracking his knuckles, it looked like Sal was ready for another round. "Honestly some people just don't have enough sense to stay down and let a hostile takeover just HAPPEN. They always gotta REBEEEL... SHEESH..." Bonnie nodded in agreement and Peacock snickered. "Anyway, let's worry about him if he ever becomes an issue. Let's see what other rooms should we try?"

CRASH!!! Someone kicked down the door nearby.

and Lobo stepped out in full armor.

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Peacock tossed a pie directly at Lobo's face.

"TAG~! YOU'RE IT!" That was the last thing said before she and the two demons ran off fast, with Lobo, covered in pie filling or not, hot on their heels.

[DanteMGalileo]

Kids these days! You tell them to GET OUT, and what do they do? THEY STAY.

Lobo kept pace with the trio in spite of the heavy armour. Curisoty got the better of him for a minute, as he lifted up the face plate to taste the pie.

Huh. Haven't had banana cream in a while.

"I don't care if the pie tastes good! You three need to GET OUT!!"

The trio was, sadly, unintimidated by his (not really) scary words.

And then they ran for the door labelled Totally Nothing Evil Behind Here.

"HEY!!" He screamed, lowering the faceplate. "THAT ROOM'S TOO DANGEROUS!!"

To try and keep the kids out of there, he chucked his spear at the door, skewering it in front of them.

[gantzgun74]

Needless to say they just ran around the spear. Though Bonnie definitely picked it up as she passed by. "Ooooh~!! Souvenir!" Sal was quick to throw open the door so the three could rush inside. "If this room's too dangerous for an angel then it has to be good for a demon~! Hehahaha~! Later!"

The door slammed shut as the three vanished behind it.

[DanteMGalileo]

There was a reason why that door was labeled as such.

Behind it was a colossal creature, resembling a cross between a seal and a cat. A few feathers (some a dark mustard in hue) gathered around its mouth.

Next to it was another series of notes in red and green again.

LET'S KILL THIS THING NOW.
No.
WHY NOT?
Might be handy.
I DON'T SEE HOW A CATSEAL IS GOING TO BE HELPFUL.
You know exactly why
NO. LET'S KILL IT.
No.
WHY NOT??
Okay this is childish. You kill it yourself then.
CERTAINLY.

Evidently someone got cold feet.

The catseal yawned, revealing a number of yellowing fangs and more feathers.

It cracked open one of its eyes, still groggy, focusing on the three new people that had entered its cage.

And immediately began drooling. It hadn't had fresh meat in decades.

With a loud bellow, it made a lunge for the new trio.

Meanwhile on the other end, Lobo conjured a new spear, waiting outside that door for anything...

[gantzgun74]

............. Peacock, Bonnie and Sal looked up at the massive thing as it licked it's chops at them...

Sal just cracked his knuckles. Bonnie GRINNED MALICIOUSLY her teeth looking sharper then ever. Peacock pulled out her banjo, strumming it and looking ready to swing it around.

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Outside the door, Lobo suddenly noted how silent it got....

THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH CRASH BOOM THUD!! THUD!! CRASH!! BOOOM!!! SWIIIISH, Water suddenly started leaking out underneath the door. KABONG KABONG KABONG!!!!! FFFFOOOOOM!!! FOOOOMM!!!!!! IT LOOKED LIKE THE DOOR WAS GLOWING ORANGE FROM THE SHEER HEAT. There was some screaming followed by several more loud thuds that caused the door to buckle in and out. CRASH CRASH THUD THUD THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEE-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then all went silent...

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DID HE DARE LOOK INSIDE AND FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED???

[DanteMGalileo]

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Lobo struggled to maintain his grip on the spear, shaking slightly in spite of the armour.

He peeked in, glad that the faceplate hid his expression of fear...

"YOU HAVE -GOT- TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!"

The catseal lay dead on the floor, in a pool of its own blood...

And those kids were nowhere to be found.

After poking the catseal to ensure it was dead, he moved onward. They didn't exit the room, so they had to be SOMEWHERE in this former prison.

[gantzgun74]

...... Where did they go-? This room wasn't THAT big. There wasn't That many places to hide... ................

... Wait... What was that weird black voidous thing on the floor hidden just far enough away to not suck in the pool of blood and still be hidden in the shadows-? Lobo carefully approached... It... Looked like-

Wait what was-?

CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A VERY FAMILIAR FIST PLOWED HIM IN THE HEAD SENDING HIM STUMBLING BACKWARDS. "RUN~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!" Peacock shouted, before she, Bonnie and Sal jumped out of the portable hole, Sal shaking his hand rapidly to get rid of the uncomfy feeling that punching celestial metal usually had. "Nice try Tinkerbelle~!!!"

"SONNOVA BITCH I HATE CELESTIAL METAL!!!" Said the kid that had PUNCHED A MASSIVE DENT INTO LOBO'S HELMET as he ran off.

"We hath bathed in the blood of our enemies~!!!" Bonnie cheered as she ran, her normally green hide slightly covered in red. "THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN SO EPIC~!!"

[DanteMGalileo]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT HELMET WAS VINTAGE.

Lobo made a rather annoyed warcry as he resumed the chase with much gusto, now fuelled by ire over the ruined helmet. That being said, he did make an effort to close and lock the door they had just come out of.

AND THOSE KIDS WERE NOWHERE IN SIGHT.

And Lobo got an idea that he would probably regret later. He sulked off to his room and re-entered the spacious wardrobe, exiting seconds later with a new set of armour, this one actually looking menacing and covering his whole body.

Those kids thought they had ditched him.

They would be dead wrong.

Hiding behind the convienient and expensive vase, he focused...

AND MADE WIND SPEARS POP OUT OF THE GROUND AROUND THE TRESPASSING TRIO.

DODGE THESE ASSHOLES!!!

[gantzgun74]

As the three continued exploring around, it was apparent thoughts were being spread about whether or not there actually WAS anything valuable to take or not. The place looked more akin to a zoo then a living arrangement. "IS there anything to take?? So far we've ran into a whole lotta nothin-!!" Sal grumbled to himself as he led on. "So far we've ran into more things to beat the crap out of then to take!!" He turned to Peacock and Bonnie, the two snickering under their breath as this went on. "You two. Come on. We should be looking for something. ANYTHING we can make use of..."

"Didn't we come up here originally to steal a bed?"

"Meeeeh.... Well it's pretty obvious by now we're not going to find one. These people are literal birds..." Bonnie chuckled. "If we're gonna be staying here we should just find a place to stick with and lock it up for the night-"

AT THAT MOMENT WIND SPEARS APPEARED ALL AROUND THEM.

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".... Is this guy being for real right now?"

He creates a barrier of fire which a wind spear collides with-

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FOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

From outside it looked like a room in the upstairs of Club Lobozotah had caught on fire.

AND THUS, THE MADNESS OF THE NIGHT ONLY CONTINUED ON....

[DanteMGalileo]

KABOOM!!!!

The bar LITERALLY JUMPED.

SMASH!!!!

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY GET OUT?!"

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!


THE BAR JUMPED ALL AROUND. YOU COULD HEAR ALL PARTIES INVOLVED SCREAMING.

Then it all went silent.

There was the sound of something being shoved up a chimney.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

And then, all alone, Lobo collapsed in the hall, still in full armour.

[gantzgun74]

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in Portal Park...

Sal, Bonnie and Peacock landed hard, Sal using flames to cushion his landing, Bonnie using water... And Peacock landing headfirst into the grass, getting stuck in the dirt down to the neck. "MMMM!!! MMMMM!!!!"

Bonnie and Sal looked to each other in some amount of surprise.

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"If anybody asks, there were 50 of them."

"And they were dragons."

"......... That's got to be the first time you've mentioned dragons that DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO YANK MY HAIR OUT....."

"Funny world ain't it?"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The two would then spend the next hour trying to yank Peacock's head out of the ground.