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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 11, 2016 21:58:36 GMT -5
"Um... I-I dunno... I never really... minded them..." Lagola murmured. She wasn't really one to judge. She genuinely felt that everyone on her team who had reached god tier looked rather nice in their robes, regardless of how she felt about each of those trolls as a person. Personally speaking, she had only worn her robes... twice? Three times at the most. She had no opinion one way or another.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 13, 2016 21:11:14 GMT -5
"Hah..." Almira said as she continued to paint Lagola's nails. "That explains the indifference. Not too many motherfucking trolls- or even humans- care about fashion."
She took her free hand and twirled a lock of hair, pausing the painting for a moment. "Really Kim liked to talk about fashion. Did you know anybody fashionable?"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 13, 2016 21:20:26 GMT -5
"Not really...? Well... Maybe..." Lagola mumbled with a light shrug. "I-I guess Dzaneb... And, um... And Orcana... Maybe Ace..."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 14, 2016 13:55:38 GMT -5
"I knew a troll named Orcana," Almira said, not looking up from her painting. However, her hand seemed to be shaking (out of fear or anger, it was hard to tell), slightly splattering Lagola's fingertips with the polish.
"She got what she motherfucking deserved though. She was motherfucking fed to the troll-eating lusus of one of my teammates."
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 14, 2016 14:10:29 GMT -5
"O-Oh..." Lagola... wasn't exactly sure how to feel about that. She wasn't one to wish death upon anyone, but she wasn't particularly fond of her Orcana either. It was hard to say which scenario was more nerve-wracking, and the awkwardness of course kept her from talking again.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 14, 2016 19:30:45 GMT -5
"I take it you knew the bitchy fishy too," Almira continued as she painted Lagola's nails, taking note to wipe up the smeared paint later. "She used to motherfucking bother Hesion- who was also kind of a bitch- a lot. In the end."
The older troll let out a rather girlish giggle that was totally at odds with what she said next. "She motherfucking hired Team Scales to FLARP with her and rig their game to be unwinnable for her."
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 14, 2016 19:45:32 GMT -5
"Oh... Wow..." Again, Lagola didn't have much else to say to that. She never played FLARP; such extreme roleplaying was beyond her comfort zone. The risks involved scared her enough, but she was still morally confused how to feel about the treatment of this Orcana versus the unlikableness of hers.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 16, 2016 20:13:55 GMT -5
"But that's enough of my friends and enemies," Almira said. "I'm more curious about what kinda miracle it look to create this motherfucking place."
"I mean? A mall? Sunlight that doesn't burn our eyes out? These motherfucking carrots?"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 16, 2016 20:36:35 GMT -5
"Oh! Well, miss, you are on Dimensional Island! Or Nexus Island, whichever you prefer. I've heard both," Kendall explained. "It is the amalgamation of the ruined planets of a nearby Sburb session, now the focal point of the multiverse and a meeting ground for members of hundreds of thousands of universes."
Lagola just nodded along with him.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 20, 2016 21:34:09 GMT -5
"Oho, so it's like some motherfucking mega crossover?" Almira asked as she continued to paint Lagola's nails. "Sounds like... a motherfucking clusterfuck, but in a really good way."
"I wonder if the ICP's around. Insulting as I thought they were at first, they've motherfucking grown on me. I do kinda want their autographs..."
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 20, 2016 21:43:31 GMT -5
Kendall chuckled a little and rubbed his neck, unsure how to respond. Lagola had no idea what Almira was talking about.
"Well... Hopefully you'll enjoy yourself here," Kendall continued. "This island is a fascinating place to explore! Never a dull moment!"
"Mm-hmm..." Constant excitement didn't exactly get Lagola excited. Without much to say to liven the mood, she just silently watched Almira paint her nails, mentally wondering how long she would want to keep them like this. It felt weird having polish on her fingers. Made them feel somewhat stiffer and heavier.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 20, 2016 22:00:25 GMT -5
"Ha! I hope not! Otherwise that means that was a motherfucking shitty portal!"
With that, Almira finished Lagola's final nail, placing the brush back into the makeup kit. She then removed a small bottle with a yellow liquid in it.
"Polish remover. If you get tired of the colour just just the on them. But give it a few minutes to dry first. In the meantime..."
The older troll took another lick of a sylladex card. "Cellphone," she said, an actual cellphone appearing in her hand. She scrolled through it, trying to find a picture...
If one saw the first few they would be mentally scarred for life.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 20, 2016 22:06:46 GMT -5
"Um..." Lagola stared vacantly at her hands while Kendall grabbed the polish remover for her. She looked up at him, awkward and confused. He smiled back at her with a comforting gaze. Neither spoke as they waited for Almira to find whatever it was she was looking for.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Mar 20, 2016 22:33:05 GMT -5
"No, that's dead body five... Nope, scary mountains... Almost had it, graveyard..."
"Found it," Almira said, showing a picture of what appeared to be seven humans and six trolls. A curious scribble was on a troll-sized figure...
"These are my friends... and someone I wanna motherfucking kill so bad," she explained, now moving a finger over each person in question.
"Vizsla," A tall troll with bent horns and a braid, posing normally. "Kaarme," A troll with spiky horns and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, looking surprised. "Evasha..." A more average-sized troll with sunglasses, appearing somewhat shy. Almira's finger lingered a bit on that one. "Bayani." A stocky troll with an eyepatch, looking energetic. "Thuban," A muscular troll with curved-back horns, flexing a bit.
Almira then moved on to the humans. "Li'l D," The shortest figure, in a hat, taking centre stage. "Madison," A peppy-looking girl, jumping, one arm around Thuban. "Kam," A boy that looked moderately annoyed at it all with an obvious bookworm look. "Kim," A girl that looked a lot like Kam, though much happier. "Philly Phil," The tallest of them all, oddly sporting giraffe ears and prongs, looking amused at the going-ons. "Tamika," A tough girl that had a look that said just get it over with. "And Eddie," A slightly nervous-looking kid next to Tamika.
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Mar 20, 2016 22:40:52 GMT -5
"O-Oh, cool...!" Lagola mustered up a shy smile as she studied the photo and everyone in it. It was... nice to see such a happy-looking, unified group, even if Almira had made it clear that someone among them was not exactly a friend of hers.
"Very nice," Kendall agreed with a big grin. "Quite the crew you have by your side."
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