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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jun 6, 2016 23:34:00 GMT -5
Cat was laughing hysterically as the dragon tried desperately to fling her off, her paws tightly gripping the boomerang lodged in its back. At the same time, she repeatedly smacked her flyswatter across the back of its neck, not really looking to do anything except annoy it and have the time of her life doing so. "HYA! C'MON, ANDELE, ANDELE! WE GOIN' FOR A RIDE, PUFF DADDY!"
In the meantime, Mickey just flew the camper van in circles around the dragon. With it moving as erratically as it was, he couldn't get a clear shot, at least not without the risk of shooting Cat, and he wasn't about to take that risk. (Trisha would kill him...) "Alright, if anyone has any bright ideas on how to knock this sucker down a few pegs, I'm all for it!"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jun 6, 2016 23:42:24 GMT -5
"I have one..."
Rio climbed into the passenger's seat, standing up so the upper half of his body was sticking out of the sun roof. From there, he charged up a new spell, a transmutation circle igniting beneath him. He raised his hands, trying once again to target the frantic dragon as it continued its attempts to shake Cat off. Once he had it firmly in his sights, Rio cast the spell, and the dragon screeched in pain as it dropped to the ground like a meteor and bright green light surrounded its form.
It stood, but with a noticeable uneasiness, shaking beneath its weight and the discomfort the transmutation spell was causing it. Its golden scales slowly turned to fur...
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Post by DMis on Jun 6, 2016 23:52:49 GMT -5
Yang blinked. "We're going after what's left of the dragon?" She asked as she leaned down over the driver's side door and window.
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jun 7, 2016 18:06:34 GMT -5
"Yeah, now there's an idea!" Mickey chuckled maliciously. "Bring it down to insect size, then I'll scrape it off the windshield and-!"
The raccoon froze up, taken aback by the transformation the dragon was undergoing. "Oh, you are not serious..."
"WHOA NELLIE!" Cat braced herself as the dragon came crashing down, still enjoying the wild ride for what it was worth. The bright green light surrounding the beast only served to widen her smile. "Yeah, not so tough now, eh, Quetzal?! You...! Um..."
She went stiff and blank-faced as fur grew from the scaly hide and the dragon started drastically decreasing in size. It didn't take long for her to put the pieces together, but it honestly raised more questions than answers. "What the fridge?"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jun 7, 2016 18:14:40 GMT -5
"I don't believe that'll be necessary," Rio responded with a satisfied smirk. "All this fellow needs is some firm discipline..."
The dragon grunted and lumbered about in an inebriated stupor, weak and wobbly as it was overwhelmed by Rio's spell. Slowly but surely, its body shrank, its hide became a pelt, and its form took on more... anthropomorphic proportions. In a matter of seconds, the golden dragon was gone...
And in its place, lying face-down and butt-naked in the grass, was a disoriented lion anthro.
"Uuuuuuuuuugh..."
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Post by DMis on Jun 7, 2016 22:35:35 GMT -5
"THAT DRAGON WAS THAT SMART MOUTHED IDIOT LION!!!!" Yang yelled as she stood up again.
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jun 7, 2016 23:04:15 GMT -5
Mickey blinked, completely stupefied by the sight of their arch nemesis lying where a dragon once stood. "Wow... Cat just rode Sam. That beats my fan fiction."
With nothing more to say on the matter, Mickey drove the van down to the ground and parked it. At least now he could give the "dragon" a proper beating.
For a while, Cat just sat on top of Sam, staring down at him in utter bafflement. All of a sudden, her stunt seemed much less spectacular and... just kind of uncomfortable. And that wasn't even factoring in the fact that Sam was in the nude... which didn't dawn on Cat for a good ten seconds, but once it did, she was quick to scramble off the dragon-turned-lion-anthro. "GAH! EW! NO! AUGH!!"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jun 7, 2016 23:12:20 GMT -5
Rio took a deep breath and nodded to the others, quickly stepping out of the camper van as soon as they had landed. This was going to be interesting.
"Rgh..." Sam propped himself up slightly and rubbed his head. The world was spinning and his body was aching all over. "As if I didn't already have a hangover today..."
He looked up to find Rio staring down at him, frowning with bewildered disapproval. The mage slowly shook his head, unable to logically piece together the sequence of events leading up to this point. "Wow... You are just... unbelievable. Seriously. Would you mind explaining what the heck just happened here?"
"As a matter of fact, I would mind," Sam growled back. "Now could you do us all a favor and poof me up a robe or something? Freezing my nubs off here..."
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Post by DMis on Jun 7, 2016 23:23:30 GMT -5
Yang's gauntlets disengaged before she offered the lion her oversized jacket. "Here," she offered. "Not sure how magic works but I'm pretty sure this will work as a loin cloth or something."
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jun 7, 2016 23:33:00 GMT -5
Mickey stepped out into the open, pausing next to Cat. "You alright there?"
"Yeah, been worse," she responded as she figuratively and literally shook off that odd experience.
"Good. Now, uh... You might wanna look away for this. Might be some things you don't wanna see." Having given Cat his warning, Mickey stormed up to Sam and promptly kicked the lion in the head while he was down. "DON'T TOUCH MY BABY GIRL EVER AGAIN, YOU SON OF A NUGGET!!!"
Cat had shielded her eyes from any potential indecent exposure; she at least left the kick to the face uncensored, because it wasn't like she would wanna miss that. Then, once Sam was properly covered, she rejoined the group and calmly said, "Okay... In regards to this whole ordeal, I believe there's only one thing that need be said. What the absolute almighty fricksicles just happened?"
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jun 7, 2016 23:41:26 GMT -5
"ACK-! OWWW...!" Sam continued to rub his head, tenderly massaging the sore spot where Mickey kicked him. He then promptly swiped the jacket offered to him and tied it around his waist. It wasn't the most dignified garb, but it would have to do.
Rio cast Mickey a deadpan stare, but took no further action in scolding him. Clearly he was just as agitated with Sam, and his nod in Cat's direction seemed to confirm this. "Really, your quest for revenge upon us is kind of a given now. I would just like to know how in the world you were able to take on a draconic form."
Sam scowled at the group of four. "I thought we weren't in the World, dipstick."
"You know what I meant."
"Well tough nuts! I told you guys that I would get back at you for screwing me over, no matter what it takes! I don't have to give you the details!"
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Post by DMis on Jun 7, 2016 23:51:36 GMT -5
Yang's eyes flashed red. "I can really quickly freeze you where you stand or give you another nut shot that probably would freeze your junk off if you keep this attitude up," the blonde brawler warned the lion as her gauntlets whirled to life again.
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Post by Pink Moon Wolf on Jun 8, 2016 12:48:38 GMT -5
"Please don't talk about nuts. Or screwing," Cat groaned, suppressing a gag. "So, what? You're not even gonna brag about how you pulled off something so mindbogglingly awesome? Or at least was until we found out it was you?"
"If not, I could always squeeze the info outta ya myself," Mickey snarled.
"Please don't elaborate on that."
"I'm just insinuating some arm-twisting. Jeez, Cat, a guy has to have some standards."
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Post by ParamountKeymaster on Jun 8, 2016 13:18:24 GMT -5
"Okay, stop. Please." This conversation was awkward enough without Cat and Mickey bringing the obvious to light, and Sam was clearly just as uncomfortable as they were. "We get it. I'm naked. You can chalk this up to about the eighth or ninth most embarrassing moment of my life. Can I go now?"
Rio sighed and rubbed his forehead, exasperated by their complete lack of progress. "Look, Sam... We're all in a position where we can accomplish very little in regards to our feud. I think the least we deserve is an explanation for the fiasco we just endured."
"Yeah. You'd think that, wouldn't you?"
Before anyone else could question him, Sam reached down, pulled something out from between his toes and threw it on the ground, releasing a puff of smoke. For a moment, the group was blinded, but it cleared in about thirty seconds. When it did, Sam was gone.
...Or more accurately, he was sixty yards away, walking off into the sunset at first before looking over his shoulder, spotting the group and breaking into a panicked sprint.
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Post by DMis on Jun 8, 2016 13:52:52 GMT -5
Yang glared. "Cat. Launch me at that sorry son of a gun," she offered in a very annoyed but calm tone. "He's about to get by a freight train."
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