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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2008 13:50:43 GMT -5
"'Some of you'? Don't try and act all high and mighty, kid!" Crypto yelled. "You monkeys are herd animals! No free will or opinion of your own! You just think what other people tell you to!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 9, 2008 13:53:55 GMT -5
"If that was true, why would I be one of the only two people in Atlanta that know about Dimensional Island?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2008 13:55:21 GMT -5
Crypto groaned. "If a monkey bangs two rocks together it makes fire. Doesn't matter, anyways; you're still the most backward race I've ever seen."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 9, 2008 13:58:21 GMT -5
"Yes, but at the very least we don't have to resort to cloning to reproduce, DNA becoming less and less stable with each new clone."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2008 14:00:08 GMT -5
Crypto stared at Li'l D in confusion. "How'd you know that?! What did you do to me-- er, 138-- him-- me--" Crypto roared angrily. "Just tell me what you know before I blow you up!"
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 9, 2008 14:03:38 GMT -5
"I don't know who 138 is, but I might have read that somewhere. So, tell me, what's it like being forced to clone yourself to reproduce?"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 9, 2008 14:10:10 GMT -5
"Don't need to anymore." Crypto chuckled. "Harvested enough human DNA from your brainstems to be able to reproduce normally. Guess I should thank all the humans whose brains I blew up. I was the first clone to be given the Package; I was also the first Furon to have a child by your methods in hundreds of your years. Of course, he was half-human, but his mom was... actually, I can't forget who his mom was; weird. I'm pretty sure we, like, killed aliens or something."
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 9, 2008 16:01:36 GMT -5
"Yeah... And there's something behind you!" He tried using the old gambit again.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 10, 2008 0:59:38 GMT -5
Sasha hurried after him. It was tempting to listen to more humanistic theory, but now was not the time.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 10, 2008 1:02:22 GMT -5
"Why hello there good lads" said Berserker, who was followed by Cleric.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 10, 2008 8:50:30 GMT -5
"Oh, great, not another English monkey!" Crypto turned around, confused. "Er... why does he smell like coal and beer?"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 10, 2008 10:45:33 GMT -5
"Please, don't insult Berserker if you know what's good for you" said Cleric.
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Post by DanteMGalileo on Jul 10, 2008 10:49:48 GMT -5
"Yeah... I'm just going to run now."
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 10, 2008 11:07:18 GMT -5
Sasha sighed. He was geting tired of this peanut gallery. Finally, he teleported away after Lil'D.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 10, 2008 11:11:26 GMT -5
Crypto groaned. "Stupid little monkeys didn't tell me anything useful. I'll have to try someone else." A large flying saucer flew overhead, sucking the alien inside and flying off.
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