...Buh?

[nintendonut1]

"Depends on whether he follows us..." Peach guessed.

"Maybe if we ignore him, he'll go away..." Pit snidely commented

[sovereignpanda]

Wolt frowned at Pit's behaviour, but ignored it. He knew his place.

The Walrus just raised an eyebrow.

"As long as th's one 'ere, Wilt 'er Rolf 'er what ever, dusent start wit 'TEH GHEY'" He made exaggerated finger quotes at this, "again, I'll bloody well be followin' ya. Wha' chu think I's was made up fer? Revivin' tha Beatles? I think not, the bloody Limers..."

[nintendonut1]

"....." Peach was speechless. She wanted to scold the living heck out of him, but didn't know where to start.

"Oh, whatever!" Pit threw his ups up in frustration. "Just don't go whacking people with the cane, alright?!"

[sovereignpanda]

"I'll bloody well hit 'hoever I want, thank you much..." The fictitious young man mumbled.

Wolt just rolled his eyes and started to search his person for his money. "Ignore him, Master Pit, m'Lady. He's just trying to get us riled up. And there's nothing wrong with being a happy person. Just because your life is devoid of joy..."

"As long as yer not being " 'appy" in the same building as me, ya poof."

[nintendonut1]

Finally, Pit whacked him upside the head with the blunt end of one of his blades. "ANYWAY..."

Peach curtsied at the 'm'lady' bit. "Princess Peach Toadstool. And who may you be?"

[sovereignpanda]

Wolt bowed low to the princess. "I'm Wolt, a retainer of House Pherae." He straightened up and smiled brightly at her. "Which kingdom are you from?"

"Oi! Violent are we??" The Walrus straighted his hat from where it went askew. "Watch the bowler you tosser! The bloody jasper dusen't even know what a homosexual is, I's bet's!"

"...A what?"

''See?"

[nintendonut1]

Peach ignored him. "Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom!" She gasped lightly. "Pherae? Oh, I remember! That's where Roy comes from! Are you a friend of his?"

[sovereignpanda]

Wolt's eyes lit up at the name. "Ah, Master Roy! Yes, I'm his personal retainer! You know him, your highness?"

[nintendonut1]

"Yes! He was a good friend of mine in the Smash Tournament!" Peach giggled.

[sovereignpanda]

"...Smash Tournament?" Wolt looked puzzled for a moment, then snapped his fingers. "Oh, you mean the Super Smash Brother's Tournament, right? I remember now. His knights and I wanted to accompany him, but he wouldn't allow it. We were so worried...."

The Walrus, in the meanwhile, took out a bronzed pocket watch as he sighed impatiently, rolling his eyes and tapping his foot.

"Roight roight, enough wit the idle chit chat, come on, now. This's been goin' on for 'bout six pages, you know! The plot line's just 'bout over. Le's jus' git to a weapons shop or Kmart or an abandoned shopping cart out on the street, wh're ever you yanks find yer deadly ass'ult objects, an' continue on wih the damn story line."

[nintendonut1]

Pit rolled his eyes. "'Bout time you spouted out some words that made sense. Let's go looking around for a weapons shop."

[sovereignpanda]

"Er, yes, sorry Master Pit. When ever you're ready."

"'Course I make sense. I always do. 'M The Walrus, mate."

[nintendonut1]

Pit sighed. "Alright..." He walked off, leading the way.

"Wait for me!" Peach skipped behind him.

[sovereignpanda]

Wolt gave a small jog to catch up with the angel, The Walrus leisurely following them a few steps behind.

"Er, where exactly are we going Sir?" the teenager asked, still trying not to stare at Pit's wings. He idly wondered what had happened to everyone else as he forced his eyes to behave.

[nintendonut1]

"Looking around for a weapons shop!"

"Oh! Oh, wait!" Peach stopped. "I remember seeing one at Bonsai Village!"