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Post by 42zombies on Jan 18, 2009 19:30:59 GMT -5
Almost as soon as Tricky had said 'demon-imp', Scratch's guns were out. Turning the safety off, he glared at the second-most demented clown on the island. "Drop the camera or get two bullets through the head. I'm sick of people finding out I'm a demon; it's embarassing."
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Post by zerowonder on Jan 19, 2009 13:05:54 GMT -5
“Feh! Do you really think bullets scare me? I’ve been slashed, shot and resurrected every time, getting stronger with each death! My improbability drive will even override your ‘ticket to hell’ bullets!” Tricky stuck his warning sign into the ground which glowed red. A computer monotone voice echoed “The Clown is on standby” from Tricky who quivered and twitched.
“C’mon! You can all have a go! I haven’t had a fight for a long time!" Tricky then violently pulled the MP3 player from his ears and bared all his sharp, mismatched teeth with a mad growl.
(You all have permission to fight and/or kill Tricky, but he will resurrect each time so don’t bother putting him on the dead list.)
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 19, 2009 16:57:20 GMT -5
"Huh. I might need to think about this." Scratch pondered calmly. "Bastard might enjoy Hell... wait a minute!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 20, 2009 0:20:18 GMT -5
"GAH!" Skywise was thrown off as Starjumper leaped into the bushes for safety. "Aww, puckernuts!" he cursed, whipping out his short sword. "Do we HAVE to break out into a fight!?"
"Of course!" Crash replied happily, hefting his deadly Wumpa Bazooka with an innocent grin.
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 20, 2009 0:56:28 GMT -5
"I'm game!" said Falco, pulling out a blaster
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Post by zerowonder on Jan 20, 2009 13:09:43 GMT -5
Tricky snatched the sign from the ground and brandished it high above his head. The computer voice spoke once more,
“Warning! ERROR! The Clown has been ENGAGED!” Tricky pulled the pole of the sign through his teeth, sharpening it, and lashed the earth forming a deep crack which Tricky disappeared into only leaving the sign stuck in the soil above the ground. The warning sign flickered before dashing at speed towards the group, trailing a fissure behind it. The sign stopped inches away and Tricky leapt from underneath it; grabbing the sign, he twisted himself round to prepare a slash-all attack from the air. A piercing scream and a flash of red and green, Tricky launched his attack.
(Tricky attacks! Will he hit, be blocked or countered? Well I’m going to have to wait till morning. Stupid time zones…)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 20, 2009 15:33:32 GMT -5
"AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Skywise quickly ducked out of the way, avoiding several trees that crashed down from the fissure.
Crash, however, was not as lucky. "WHOA!" he cried, launched back from the tremor.
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 20, 2009 16:40:16 GMT -5
"ERGH!" grunted Falco jumping backwards and high enough to avoid the tremor.
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 20, 2009 18:11:03 GMT -5
Scratch quickly jumpeed out of the way of the tremor. Philip, however, fell right in, making no apparent attempt to avoid it.
As soon as Tricky emerged from the tremor, Scratch aimed his guns at the clown and pulled the triggers. To an eye with no experience with the supernatural, they were completely normal; however, just below the metal surface, they glowed bright red and seemed to scream as they approached their target.
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Post by zerowonder on Jan 22, 2009 3:00:44 GMT -5
Tricky let the bullets pass through him and began to fall. A white glow coated Tricky, and before he hit the ground, he flipped and regained footing. The reborn Tricky, seeming more insane than before, attacked Scratch with a flurry of fast and frenzied swipes with his warning sign.
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 22, 2009 9:42:46 GMT -5
"Damn it... this guy wasn't kidding." Scratch held up his arms to block the attacks which tore at his suit and his skin. "Okay, think... that crazy guy with the scythe was nowhere to be seen. So this guy never technically died? That'd make him immortal, but immortal people don't actually exist... so what's the trick? The Improbability Drive, he mentioned; like in Hitchhiker's Guide. Okay, think, think, think..."
Scratch noticed blood leaking from his human form. That wasn't good. If he didn't do somethign fast, he'd be sent straight back to Hell for 100 years.
Thinking fast, Scratch pointed one of his guns at his own head. He always hated doing this...
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Post by zerowonder on Jan 22, 2009 11:15:32 GMT -5
Tricky, showing no signs of exhaustion, leapt back a few feet,
"You do not kill the clown...THE CLOWN KILLS YOU!" And immediately dashed towards Scratch.
(Hint: Destroy the improbability drive and reality returns...just so you know.)
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jan 22, 2009 19:49:48 GMT -5
Skywise gaped at the scene. Was Scratch going to do what he thought he was going to do!?
Suddenly, something happened to Crash. It was quite rare. After looking at Tricky's device, something clicked in his brain, like the twang of a guitar string. It must've been the source of his crazy powers. With it gone...
Without thinking twice, he launched an explosive Wumpa from his bazooka at the Drive. The fruit exploded, its juices coating its gears and causing it to short-circuit.
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Post by pieandchips on Jan 22, 2009 21:13:45 GMT -5
"I still don't understand why there's an Improbability Drive outside of Hitchhiker's" said Falco
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Post by 42zombies on Jan 23, 2009 10:00:08 GMT -5
It was too late. Scratch pulled the trigger. A gaping bullet-hole opened up on the other side of his head, letting the bullet out. As if in slow-motion, his body collapsed to the ground. Curiously, the guns were nowhere to be seen.
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