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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 4, 2009 17:15:50 GMT -5
Clive sat by the Koi River, fishing by himself.
There was a shudder in the bushes as suddenly a blue fox lugging around a giant hammer appeared. Clive turned around, and scowled.
"Oi. You're that bloody fox kid who was hanging around Treetune." Clive said. Ark nodded. "So why are you here? There's a bounty on you too!"
"Well, um, I..." Ark appeared nervous.
"Well, what? Spit it out!"
"Miss Tree's missing!" Ark finally said. Clive just stared.
"What, you want my help?" Clive laughed.
"I... I think she was taken by bad people! Because she always stays where she is, even if she's being lazy, and Miss Snowy and Mister Todd went missing too and I can't find them! And the last time she went missing like this, she had been kidnapped by Mister Dolphi!"
Clive scratched his head. "So what you're saying is... you want me to help you find her again? What, are you crazy?"
Ark looked up at Clive with puppy dog eyes.
"...Fine, fine. Alright, come on, let's go see if anyone's seen Tree." Clive sighed. "Bloody 'ell, she was so close to me and I didn't even realize..."
The two of them walked down the riverbank towards the nearest person.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 19:02:42 GMT -5
Phoenix Wright was taking a nap underneath a tree. He went into hiding for a long while, atempting to hide from all kinds of insanity in this world. Finally, he thinks it's safe and he can relax outside in this world...
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 6, 2009 19:16:01 GMT -5
Clive walked up to Phoenix and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Oi! Japanese lookin' wanker! You seen a girl with a firebreathing fish go past here?" He asked rudely. "This kid here urgently needs to find her and 'e won't leave me alone until I can find her."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 19:23:46 GMT -5
"Uhh... What?" Phoenix knew this was about to lead to something expectingly crazy. "Oh no... I didn't see anyone or anything." He said, getting up. "Even if I did, I just know this is going to end badly..."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 6, 2009 19:42:13 GMT -5
"The one who is right is you, finkrat!"
At that moment, Fawful shot out of the bushes flying by his headgear.
"I, who is named Fawful, captured those who would get in his way, and finkrats, such as you, will not be getting in the way! The city of the island is only the mayonaise of my sandwish of doom!"
And then he flew off towards the city.
Clive's eye twitched and he looked at Phoenix.
"You ask these questions. YOU GET ANSWERS. Bloody wanker."
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 19:43:37 GMT -5
Phoenix just blinked and looked like his intellience dropped. "...Was that a talking bean just now?"
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2009 19:46:28 GMT -5
"Yes, yes it was" said what was apparently a talking mole like Pokemon. Of course, it was just Ethan's Dugtrio that he appeared to make talk while he was hiding in the bushes.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 19:49:39 GMT -5
Phoenix looked at Dugtrio. He wasn't sure what to say anymore. "....."
"Come on guys! What are we waiting for!? We have to stop Fawful from... Whatever he is doing!" Freakazoid said, coming out and shaking everyone.
"...How long have you been there?" Phoenix asked. "Long before this forum started." Freakazoid replied.
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2009 19:53:03 GMT -5
"Hey! Don't break the fourth wall! Dugtrio, return" said Ethan, stepping out from behind the bushes.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 19:55:41 GMT -5
"Hey, it's what I do-" Freakazoid said, walking in front of Ethan. The Pokeball's ray hit him instead, and he sucked into the pokeball. "Hey, it's rather cozy in here!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 6, 2009 19:57:24 GMT -5
Clive did a quick head count. "Bloody wankers... Right, let's get moving. Since we're at the Koi River, 'e's probably 'eading towards that village."
"Yay!" Ark squealed.
"...No, you bloody fox. Not yay."
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2009 20:06:22 GMT -5
"Yeah, we probably should leave to stop that freaky bean guy from doing whatever" said Ethan. "AND YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!" he shouted throwing the pokeball.
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 6, 2009 20:09:43 GMT -5
Freakazoid popped out sitting in a cozy chair, wearing a fez, reading a book upside down, and blowing on a bubble pipe. "I do say, it's rather rude to throw a person out of their new home." He said in a rather uptight British accent.
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Post by pieandchips on May 6, 2009 21:46:10 GMT -5
Ethan turned to his Dugtrio. "What the hell kinda stuff do you keep in there?!"
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Post by 0fenrir0 on May 7, 2009 23:10:51 GMT -5
"Oh it was amazing. He had a mansion, a chain of restaurants, a dance club, and his own personal Disneyland! With working submarines and ski lifts!" Freakazoid said. "And now, trusty allies, let us be off to fight the evil bean head!"
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