D00DZ!

[pieandchips]

D00DZ!

Check out this meme I just stole from Saturn on dA!

It's hilarious!

This is how it works:

You just answer the questions below, and then replace whatever the previous person put with the correct answer for you.

Dear Steve,
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Please don't hurt me,
Alex

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - our romance is over
Green- our socks don't match
Grey - you're a leprechaun*
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - your nostrils are insulting
Brown - the mafia wants you
No shirt - purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - that night you picked your nose *
February - when I quoted Forrest Gump
March - when your dwarf bit me
April - when I tripped on peanut butter
May - when I threw up in your sock drawer
June - when you put cuffs on me
July – when I saw the purple monkey
August - when you smacked my ass
September - last year when you peed your pants
October - when we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - when your dog humped my leg
December - when I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Chicken- in your car
Pasta - outside of your office
Hamburgers - under the bus
Salad – as you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - in your closet
Kebab - with Jean Chrétien
Seafood - in a clown suit
Sandwiches - at the Elton John concert
Pizza - at the mental Hospital *
Hot dog - under a street light
Annat - with George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - ignore
Red - put whipped cream on
Black - hit on
Blue - knock out
Purple - pour syrup on
White - carve your initials into
Grey - pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - castrate
Pink - pull the pants off of
Barefoot - sit on *
Other - drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - my boyfriend
White - my father
Grey – the Catholic Priest
Brown – the Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red – my knee caps *
Blue - my salt-beef bucket
Yellow - my illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - my Blink 182 cd
Pink – your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other - the elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - senile
Heroes- frostbitten
Lost - high
Simpsons- cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - open *
Top Model - middle-class
Annat - ashamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - how awful you are *
Sad - how boring you are
Bored - that I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - that your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – that we’re related
Excited - that I may pee my pants
Nervous - the middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - that your Ford sucks
Apathetic - that you need a sex-change
Silly - that I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - that your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your toe ring
Yellow - your love letters to me
Red - the pictures from Vegas
Black - your pet rock
Blue - the couch cushions *
Green - your car
Orange - your false teeth
Brown - your nose hair clippers
Grey - our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - the cut toenails
Other - your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - your virginity *
C/D -your collection of butterflies
E/F - your neighbors dog
G/H - the oil tank from your car
I/J - your left ear
K/L - the results of that blood-sample
M/N - your glass eye
O/P - my common sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - your photo with the moustache drawn on it
U/V - your criminal record
W/X – your suicide note
Y/Z - your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - always will remember the pep talks
E/F - never will forget that night
G/H – will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard
I/J – mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - hate your cooking
M/N - told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - always wanted to break your legs
S/T - get sick when I think of your feet *
U/V - will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon *
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – you ruined my attempts at another world war
Gin – you should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – thanks for the cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me *
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

[zerowonder]

I've just seen it on his journal.

Here we go...

Dear Anom,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it that night when you put cuffs on me outside of your office and I saw you pull the clothes off my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Please don't hurt me,
Hans

[nintendonut1]

AGH I saw this on Facebook!
I still don't get it. DX

[pieandchips]

You have a Facebook page?

Anyway...

What you do is you look at the stuff that's on the list. Find stuff in the letter that's on the list and then replace it with the the answers that apply to you

Example:

Say if it said "you're a leprechaun", which is part from #1 if your shirt color was gray. If you shirt color is say, brown, you'd replace "you're a leprechaun" with "the mafia wants you"

[nintendonut1]

I joined at the pressuring of my old buddies in high school. XD Great way to keep in contact with them.
...that sounds REALLY confusing. XD