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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 30, 2009 18:43:14 GMT -5
Stepping through the portal in the ITS, Beatrice arrived in New New York.
"So, this is the place. THE New New York." She pulled on her gloves. "I hate New York. And I don't think anyone would mind at this point if I smashed it down,"
So, Beatrice walked over to a skyscraper and punched it. There was an earsplitting crack as the base of the skyscraper formed a huge crack, and it suddenly fell to the ground, sending debris everywhere. The falling debris didn't faze her much, though that might have something to do with really being a plushie and not really needing to breathe.
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Post by pieandchips on Apr 30, 2009 19:09:31 GMT -5
"Whoa, Osama!" said Bender. "Why are you destroying my home? Okay, sure it's run by meatbags but it's still Bender's place!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 30, 2009 19:53:55 GMT -5
Beatrice paused in her destruction of harmless buildings. "Because I hate New York and it hates me, bitch. And besides, I'm Beatrice. Ever heard of me? No? Well, you're going to learn. Now stand back while I knock down the Empire State Building."
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Post by pieandchips on Apr 30, 2009 19:57:00 GMT -5
Bender punched Beatrice out of the way. "Not so fast! I gotta leave my mark here first" He pulled out two cans of spray paint.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Apr 30, 2009 20:24:18 GMT -5
Beatrice sighed. "Well, hurry up! They're already calling in the tanks and I need to finish up."
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Post by pieandchips on Apr 30, 2009 22:42:13 GMT -5
"Okey dokey!" said Bender cheerfully. He started to paint an image of himself that had a caption reading "BENDER TOTALLY KICKS ASS".
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 1, 2009 12:51:01 GMT -5
Someone taps on Beatrice's shoulder. When she turns, she sees an unusual young man wearing an unbuckled straightjacket, black pants, gray shirt, black and white sneakers, and swirley-eyed glasses. The young man's face wore a deep frown, and his glasses suprisingly changed shape with his arched eyebrows.
"Excuse me, just what in the hell do you think you're doing?!" The young man asked in a clearly annoyed tone of voice. "Don't you know destruction of public property is a felony? I may not be a cop, but where I'm from I have the right to put destructive psychos like you in their place!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 1, 2009 15:12:37 GMT -5
"Nice job, Bender." Beatrice nodded her approval, and turned to look at the man.
"'Destructive psycho'? Bitch, please. You're looking for Tree. Or Taffy. Or Chip. Or, shit, any of my 'friends' from back home. Now leave before I open up a can of whoop-ass on your sorry ass."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 1, 2009 20:23:04 GMT -5
The young man crosses his arms and glares at Beatrice.
"I'm not goin' anywhere, 'bitch'." The young man said in a notible southern accent.
The young man walks over to the site of the building Beatrice had demolished, and using a giant paintbrush, painted it back into place. The new building was exactly the same as the original.
The young man turned to Beatrice and said, "Unless you have anything better to do I'll just undo any damage you do here. Big cities may be more trouble than they're worth, but people still live here. I'm not about to let you render hundreds of thousands homeless, brat!"
With that said, the young man summoned an odd, keyshaped sword with a bone-shaped handle that looked like a spaceship with eagle wings on both sides. The actual blade had a heart-shaped, fruitlike object with a smiley face drawn on and the head of an eagle on the opposite side of the heart fruit. The odd sword radiated a lot of positive energy.
The young man pointed the sword to Beatrice and said, "The name's Nutase! ENGAURD!!!!!!!"
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Post by pieandchips on May 1, 2009 21:41:46 GMT -5
"Hey meatbag! You can't go threatening non-meatbags like you own the place" interrupted Bender.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 1, 2009 22:59:25 GMT -5
Nutcase glared at Bender and said, "Too bad, with my own home gone I have to protect any town from getting destroyed by these damn dark insects or anything else that may threaten them! If you get in my way you're gonna be scrap metal!"
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Post by pieandchips on May 1, 2009 23:04:11 GMT -5
"And then Bender ran!" he said, running away and ducking under cover to watch from afar.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 1, 2009 23:30:04 GMT -5
Turning away from Bender, Nutcase looked at Beatrice and said, "Well? Feel like backing down? I can forget this ever happened if you just go away."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 9:00:39 GMT -5
"Oh, bitch, it's on." Beatrice said. There was a certain hot-bloodedness in her voice now. She turned towards Nutcase, and with her right hand, punched the repaired skyscraper again, knocking it to the ground once again.
As soon as the dust cloud from the skyscraper enveloped the area, Beatrice jumped over Nutcase and landed behind him before punching him about three times.
"This is called Kich-Arse-Fu, bitch!"
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 11:41:57 GMT -5
Nutcase appears behind Beatrice, having painted the building she demolished, and said, "Excuse me, what was that supposed to do?"
The young man had somehow warped away from Beatrice's fury at the last second and replaced himself with a dummy that took the full abuse of Beatrice's attack. That wasn't all. Beatrice heard a loud hissing sound. The dummy she beat up, while a simple life-sized cloth doll, had a black, metal ball for a head that had a fuse sticking out of it. The fuse was lit, and that could only mean one thing.
Before she could react, the bomb exploded, sending her flying through the air and crashing into a billboard.
"You mess with the best, you end up like the rest! But if you want your butt kicked, go ahead and be my guest!" Nutcase taunted with a mocking bow.
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