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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 11:55:18 GMT -5
When Beatrice hit the billboard, her form flickered for a second, but quickly returned back to human form.
"What, that it? Holy shit, you're weak." She jumped down and ripped the billboard out of the side of the skyscraper and tossed it down towards Nutcase, and then lept down herself, and landed behind him again before landing five rapid punches, then jumping back from him before the billboard could hit.
"You're dealing with Beatrice, Alaskan Karate Champion at age three! Maker of Kich-Arse-Fu! Collector of Fluffy Plushies! And most importantly, Ass-Kicker! Bitch."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 12:28:34 GMT -5
All Nutcase did in reply was point down at the ground. Beatrice looked, and saw she was standing on a giant bull's-eye. A shadow appeared above her and a safe dropped on top of her.
Nutcase opened the door, and Beatrice was seen sticking out the floor of the safe, with stars spinning around her head.
"I have much MUCH more tricks up my sleeve. Best get out of town before I show you my more dangerous ones." Said Nutcase as he balanced his weight on his keyblade as if it were a cane.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 12:40:12 GMT -5
Beatrice shook the stars away, and climbed out of the safe.
"Cartoon tricks? That it?" She spat out some fluff. "And you won't show me anything dangerous until I get out of town! Which means..."
Beatrice grabbed a taxi and threw it at Nutcase.
"I HAVE THE UPPER HAND!"
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 12:49:29 GMT -5
Nutcase stunned Beatrice when he took out a can of spinach, swallowed it, and grabbed the taxi before it hit him and ripped it in half before crumpling both halves into tiny metal wads and throwing them in the trash.
"Ok, time to kick this up a notch." With his increased strength granted to him by the spinach, Nutcase punched Beatrice with enough force to send her clean through a brock wall, leaving a hole in the shape of her full sillouette.
"Still think cartoon tricks are harmless, 'bitch'?!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 12:55:22 GMT -5
"Of course! If they weren't, I'd be dead by now, bitch!" Beatrice taunted. "By the way, there was a dude in that taxi, just so you know."
Looking at the skyscrapers she was punched through, she grinned. "By the way, thanks for helping me, bitch!" The skyscrapers began to tumble downwards because of the large hole that had been made in the base of it.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 13:10:41 GMT -5
Nutcase pulls the poor sap out of the wreckage of the Taxi. "Sorry man, I kinda lost it for a sec." He hands him a wad of cash as an apology and to pay for damages to the cab and his medical bills. "No hard feelings?"
The cab driver smiled and limped away.
Nutcase turned to Beatrice and said, "Yes, my skills can't kill anyone, but it doesn't mean I can't hurt you all the same, demon woman." Nutcase paints another bulding in the place of the one just demolished, annoying Beatrice greatly.
"I can keep this up all day, lady. But I think this place is too crowded."
Nutcase grabs at the air. Beatrice is puzzled when she sees the spot Nutcase grabbed at bunched up like a wad of paper. Nutcase tor his hand through the air and the whole area suddenly changed as if it were the page of a book! They were now in a vast vield far outside New New York.
Nutcase smirked as he said, "That's one of my best moves; The Turn-the-Page Teleport. I can literally go anywhere and bring anyone with me. Now that we're out here we can go all out."
Nutchase charged Beatrice with his keyblade outstretched, and when he was within st5riking distance took a swipe at her. He missed for the most part, but managed to slice off a few strands of Beatrice's hair.
"You thought I was noting but screwball antics, didn't you?" With that Nutcase performed a few outstanding sword combos on Beatrice. His sword being a weapon of light was only designed to destroy evil creatures. He felt Beatrice was merely just an angry person and he had no real wish to hurt her. All he wanted was to discourage her from destroying a town with innocent people.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 13:18:56 GMT -5
Beatrice looked back at New New York. "Oh, COME ON! So I'm not allowed to destroy a place that's already been destroyed 15 times and probably will get blown up by Clover or Godzilla or Todd again in about five minutes."
She assumed another battle stance. "And, by the way, 'Demon Woman'? What kind of name is that for me? You haven't made any plushie jokes, like everyone else does?! I mean, seriously--"
She stopped as her form began to flicker again. "Jesus christ... the moment I mention the damn thing, I start to run out of energy." She shrugged as her main body turned transparent, revealing her "true form"...
A blue plushie.
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 13:41:05 GMT -5
Nutcase blinked a couple times, and shrugged. "Heh, I've seen some real creeps in my day who looked more-or-less as cuddly as you. Makes no difference to me. Anyway Beatrice, whatever the case may be about New New York, people still live there. And seeing people's lives get destroyed like that is something I can't allow."
Nutcase crossed his arms and continued his speech by saying, "If it were Godzilla, I could understand, seeing as how he usually fights other bad monsters wantng to control or destroy the world. No one holds malice towards him because of that, though it is a huge pain cleaning up after him."
Turning back to Beatrice, he says, "But the point here is you have a totally unfounded reason to destroy a city like New New York. If you DO have a reason, it can't be a very good one. And even if it is, there are other ways to deal with your issues. THAT'S why I'm trying to stop you. Some of the people who live here have no place else to go, so why take their only home away?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 13:49:02 GMT -5
She shrugged. "Because, I, oh, I dunno, got turned into a plushie, thrown into a trash can, practically raped by one of those freaky guys who REALLY LOVE their plushies, and finally, got my ass royally kicked here by a freaking hedgehog and his talking orange/soccer ball here! You'd be more than a little pissed."
"And honestly, I was looking for someone to fight. I have to train up for a rematch against that bastard who turned me into a plushie in the first place. And who better than some big damn hero looking to protect New York, or a giant monster trying to destroy New York, or if I have to, a giant peach that's about to crush New York. I swear, it's like New York's some kind of temporal vortex or something."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 14:03:45 GMT -5
Nutcase thought for a moment, and sighed. "If you had told me this in the first place, I wouldn't have had to mess with you. I'm sorry you had a tough life. I too have had trouble lately myself. You know those dark bugs running around? My home town was destroyed by them, and likely my whole home world with it if the rumors I've heard are true."
Nutcase turned away sadly as he stared to the sky."I also got separated from my friends as well... And I don't know if my family's still alive either. I'm something of a hero back home too, but not without faults, of course. But that's beside the point right now."
Nutcase turns back to Beatrice, putting away the keyblade in doing so. "I'm willing to help you get back to your normal state. I know a friend who's a powerful mage. He might be able to change you back! In fact I was in New New York trying to find leads on the kid when I ran into you."
Nutcase turns back to New New York and says, "Even if you don't want my help, I have to ask that New New York be left alone. It's problems are always taken care of by the people who live there. It may not be the perfect place to live but the town has it's charm. Heck, I grew up in a small town in Texas, and I grew to love the city of New York for a number of reasons. Many other people love New York as well. Why else do you think they sell those "I <3 New York" t-shirts? It's got something for everybody. But if you don't like New York or New New York it's your business. Still, it's best to let the people go on their merry way."
Turning back to Beatrice, Nutcase held out a hand and said, "So, what do you say? Care to help me find my friend so we can turn you back?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 14:09:06 GMT -5
She looked back at New York and sighed. "If this is some kind of joke, I'm going to kick your ass so hard, bitch."
She took Nutcase's hand and shook it.
"I am fuckin' tired of being a plushie, you have no idea."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 14:20:26 GMT -5
Nutcase smiled and said, "Relax Beatrice, I may be insane but I'm likely the most trustworthy guy you'll ever meet."
After shaking hands, thus sealing the deal, Nutcase said, "Ok, I've been here for several weeks and I hadn't been able to find my friend anywhere. We found a disturbence at the TV station some time back in Void City, where a bunch of computer viruses hacked into the system and a Net Navi I knew belonged to my friend took them out."
Nutcase pulled out a P.E.T. of his own, the comical Net Navi, Clown Man was relaxing in a beach chair.
"Clown Man, have you found any sign of Star Man or his Net Op?" Nutcase asked the computerized clown.
Clown Man lept up in shock before settling down. "Jeeze, don't DO that!!! You scared the heck out of me!"
"Just answer the question..." Nutcase said, annoyed with his Navi.
Clown Man stuck his tounge out at Nutcase while pulling down an eyelid. He then said, "Well, nothing matching either Star Man's description or his Net Op has come up in my searches. I think he's in hiding."
Nutcase was confused. "Why would he be hiding? Star Man's reformed, after all."
Clown Man had a sorrowful look on his face and said, "But the public doesn't know that! And if they find out who Star Man's Net Op is, he could be thrown in jail under the mistaken notion HE was responsible for the Zero Virus all those years ago! And no one knows that Star Man was a Solo Navi, not a Net Navi before your friend took him in!"
Nutcase turned to Beatrice and said, "Looks like we'll have to be careful when searching, Bea. Otherwise my friend's in serious trouble."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 2, 2009 14:28:49 GMT -5
Beatrice shrugged. "Looks like it. Though, I wouldn't doubt that some of the guys who're in the League of Evil have at least an inkling of where he is. They keep records on members, former members, etc. Or, so I've heard. One of my friends is in it, so we could probably get in if we ask him."
As she spoke, her form started to become more solid again, since she wasn't wasting a lot of energy trying to defeat Nutcase.
"Or, we could always bust our way in, too. That way's more fun."
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Post by nutcase17133 on May 2, 2009 14:48:40 GMT -5
Nutcase looked blankly at Beatrice, and said, "I really don't like the idea of dealing with bad guys, personally. I've known some real creeps back home. But we are in a bind...... Personally I likie the idea of breaking in better. I have a plan to help beat security; listen close."
Nutcase whispers his plan into Beatrice's ear. The girl gained a sadistic look on her face soon after.
Nutcase pulled away and said, "While I'm doing this, you go in and demand info from whoever's in charge. Got it?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on May 3, 2009 0:47:41 GMT -5
"...Nice." Beatrice nodded her approval. "But, you do realize these guys meet in the Library at El Grande Mall, right? They don't have any security."
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