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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 19:36:40 GMT -5
Even Mr. Snuggles being attacked across the face didn't faze Lili.
"Heeheeheeheehee... You're funny! You'll be even funnier as part of my Lili's Special Soylent Tagalongs!" She giggled.
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 19:44:21 GMT -5
Night, seeing this, flipped back. his claws reverting back to his spikes. the albino Lucario narrowed his eye's thinking as he set himself into a defensive stance. "that's a teddy bear weak against? he wondered in his head.
(ooc: now that i think about it this battle is reminding me of a boss battle from Hunter: The Reckoning)
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 13, 2009 20:18:18 GMT -5
"Solyent? Cannibalism? Like the movie I shouldn't logically know about? Bah!" P waved his hand tiredly. "All these kids trying to get a jump-start on evil with cannibalism. And if it isn't cannibalism, it's rape! In my day we had good, original evil."
The lich's eyes glowed with the light of the old dead ones. Speaking in a language that no living thing could understand, P raised his hand and whispered words of eldritch power. Slowly, and with little strength at first, the boxes of Solyent Cookies began to shake. Then, as the screams of the dead and the damned rose to a fever pitch, the cannibal's confections tore free from their cardboard tombs, flying high into the sky.
The tagalongs swirled around Mr. Snuggles with all of the strength and power of a tornado. The Junior Mints howled in the wind as they descended upon Lili like a flock of ravens. Those peanut butter things danced in the air around their master, forming a ring of magical confections fit for Sean Bean himself.
"YES! I AM P!! I AM THE GREATEST NECROMANCER SINCE SIEGFRIED IX!!" Drunk off the power from the dead remains in the cookies, the lord of corpses and lost souls glared down at these pitiful fools who had dared to venture into his realm.
"NOW... GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 20:23:48 GMT -5
The moment the cookies started attacking her, Lili started cracking up-- literally. The impact of each Thin Mint caused her "skin" to break and crack, like porcelain.
"You may be a great necromancer with power over my Special Soylent Cookies, but I am a girl scout! We don't die! And plus, Mr. Snuggles loves the taste of cookies, dontcha?" Lili cooed.
Mr. Snuggles nodded, and charged at P, wanting a taste of the Tagalongs.
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 13, 2009 20:30:37 GMT -5
P stared at Mr. Snuggles, somewhat confused. With age, brain was the first thing to go. This was especially true when half of your body had rotted away in a complicated ritual to make you immortal. However, the master necromancer quickly fathered his wits.
With strength like iron, hundred of the cookies surrounded Mr. Snuggles, tightening their grip on the behemoth. Like an anaconda, with every twitch the teddy bear made the cookie-coil would tighten until it squeezed the stuffing right out of the bear. P cackled with a madness that he had held fondly in life.
"I once sliced a butcher's arm off with a link of sausage. Don't ask me how-- it's magic, I don't have to explain it." P mocked. "If it's dead, I can move it around. You're just lucky you dug up all of the... all of the... whoo... I'm tired."
Without even caring, the lich released the snare from his giant prisoner. "I'm going to take a little snooze." The necromancer muttered, slowly making his way towards his tomb while all of the cookies fell on dead grass, lifeless and unsellable.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 13, 2009 20:39:21 GMT -5
"......a porcilan psychotic girl scout versus a horribly aged lich king," Zelos summed up the situation, sweatdropping. "Man, things don't get much weirder than this."
"Oh, yes they do!" Peach clarified, brushing off her dress. "You haven't been here long enough!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 20:47:24 GMT -5
"...Well that was anti-climatic," Lili mumbled, then turned to Zelos and Peach. "Porcelain? I'm not made of porcelain..." Lili touched her cracked cheek. "Oh no! Not again! Mr. Snuggles, I need you to give me a fix-up job!"
At that moment, Lili jumped off of Mr. Snuggles, unzipped the giant zipper in his back, and jumped in.
"While I'm being fixed, I figure me and Mr. Snuggles should go ahead and get some more ingrediants... oh where could we find a lot of people... oh, now I remember! Mr. Snuggles, let's go to City Hall! There should be enough people there to make another batch!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 13, 2009 20:51:03 GMT -5
Peach gasped. "Oh NO!" She turned to Zelos. "Did you hear that, Mr. Chosen?? Void City Hall!"
"Wait, you wanna follow this thing!?" he looked her oddly. "Are you crazy? We're lucky she's letting us go! In case you forgot, she was trying to turn us into tasty treats!"
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 20:52:15 GMT -5
Night looked confused as he dropped into a neutral stance, how ever he armed an aura sphere. ready to send it at the teddy bear, then an idea hit him he dispersed the aura sphere and planted himself in front of the Giant bear his gaze and posture clearly saying, forget about me?
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 20:55:12 GMT -5
From inside the teddy bear, Lili glared at Night, and Mr. Snuggles obviously got the message, kicking Night in the stomach.
"Well, if you need us, we'll be at City Hall! Bye friends! I hope to be selling you someday!"
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 21:01:01 GMT -5
Night grabbed the foot his muscles bulging as he used strength. is eye's said clearly, i don't think so, as his own foot became covered in fire as he swung the blaze kick upwards, hope that this teddy was about as fire resistant as ones back from his home, they never survived long when Night had a fire type guest.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 13, 2009 21:06:52 GMT -5
Lili smirked inside the teddy bear. "Mr. Snuggles is powered by love and cookies, silly doggy! You can't hurt him!"
And after saying that, Mr. Snuggles lept right over Night and began walking off towards City Hall.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 13, 2009 21:09:55 GMT -5
"Awww!" Peach knelt down beside Night, holding him back. "Please calm down! We need to approach this more calmly!"
"What's this 'we' stuff?" Zelos exclaimed, already staring to walk away. "No way am I getting myself into this mess!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?" Peach slinked up to Zelos, batting her beautiful eyelashes and giving him the puppy eye look.
"......awww... geez..." Zelos sighed. "Damn feminine charm. Gets me every time."
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Post by night sky on Jul 13, 2009 21:11:04 GMT -5
Night swore silently, if he figured any thing by watching the Necromancer use the cookies and her talk of putting him into the cookies, it was what her main ingredient was, no way was this Aura Guardian going to let her get her way with out a fight. as he took off after the pair.
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