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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 7, 2009 20:59:08 GMT -5
The middle of a graveyard was certainly a strange place for one to set up shop normally. But as a selling place for Girl Scout cookies? Who thought this was a good idea?
Obviously someone did, because sitting in front of one of the mausoleums was Lili, with several boxes of girl scout cookies, waiting for some mourner to pass through so she could sell her deliciously evil sugary snacks to someone.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 10, 2009 0:46:34 GMT -5
"Oh, dear oh dear..." Peach sighed, wandering the cemetary aimlessly. Upon strolling around this area, the fog caused her to become lost. She didn't even know she had wandered into a graveyard at all, parasol still hefted daintily over her shoulder.
"I KNOW the church was in this direction..." she sighed to herself. "Or was it in the Eastern district? I always get West and East mixed up...
"...oh!" She then spotted a sweet-looking girl up ahead, smiling brightly. "Hello!" she greeted, approahcing Lili. "Oh, aren't you ADORABLE! Ooh, you're selling cookies! How delightful!"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 10, 2009 10:29:20 GMT -5
"Yes, I am, Miss! They're only three dollars a box!" Lili said sweetly. "I even added my own special ingrediant to make them extra special! Please try them!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 10, 2009 12:54:47 GMT -5
"How wonderful!" Peach produced her wallet from her purse. "How much did you say they were? ...oh!"
She was surprised by a gloved hand reaching out between them, already clutching some cash and handing it to Lili.
"Three bucks, I think the little lady said," the hand's owner spoke quite charmingly.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 10, 2009 14:20:34 GMT -5
"Thank you!" Lili said cheerfully, and handed over a box of Lili's Special Tagalongs. "I'll always be here if you want some! Remember, if you want Lili's Soylent Special, there's no substitute!"
She had prepared the cookies specially that morning too. Made from ingredients one could only find here, too.
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 10, 2009 14:34:09 GMT -5
"Hey guys! Check it out! There's a girl selling cookies over there!" said Fighter's skeleton. "Fighter, you dunce, we can't even eat. We're dead!" replied Black Mage's zombie. "But... BM..." whimpered Fighter. "Just go get some" said Thief. "WOOHOO!!!" cried Fighter. He ran to get cookies.
"What are we even doing here anyway?" asked BM. "We're zombies. We kinda live here" replied Thief.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 10, 2009 14:36:30 GMT -5
Lili didn't even flinch when a rotting zombie ran up to her and asked for cookies. "Oh, hello! I must have missed you while looking for ingredients! Would you like some cookies? They're only three dollars a box!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 11, 2009 0:57:04 GMT -5
"Oh!" Peach took the box into her hands, staring at the man who had purchased the cookies for her. He was quite a dashing youth, long, bright red hair, sword at his hip..
....still, he was no Mario.
"I certainly hope you enjoy those, darling," he cooed, winking. "Consider it a gift from the Chosen himself."
"Oh, you~!" Peach giggled, waving with one hand as she popped a cookie into her mouth with the other.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 11, 2009 2:04:25 GMT -5
"The... Chosen?" Lili tilted her head to the side. "Oh, now I remember! You're that narcissistic noble from that Tethe'alla place I heard about! I thought you were a girl at first!"
Lili leaned in a little bit. "So, do you like my special cookies? It's made with stuff that can only be found in this cemetary... and peanut butter!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 11, 2009 10:30:24 GMT -5
"Give me some!" exclaimed Fighter like an excited child. He held out three bucks.
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 11, 2009 11:21:11 GMT -5
Zelos sweatdropped. "..yyyeah. I get that a lot."
"Ooh, they're lovely!" Peach giggled, eating another. "What exactly IS this special ingrediant you keep mentioning? Or is it a trade secret?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 11, 2009 11:40:42 GMT -5
"Here you go!" Lili said cheerfully, and handed a box of cookies to Fighter. "Enjoy!"
She turned to Peach. "It's Soylent Green!"
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Post by pieandchips on Jul 11, 2009 20:21:04 GMT -5
Within his tiny brain, Fighter put two and two together. "IT'S PEOPLE!!!" he shouted. "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"
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Post by nintendonut1 on Jul 12, 2009 0:31:41 GMT -5
Zelos stared at Fighter while Peach blinked a few times. "...........it's what?"
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 12, 2009 0:34:59 GMT -5
"Soylent Green! Our friend the zombie explained it already!" Lili said cheerfully as ever, though her head was still tilted to the side a little bit. "It's technically found all over the island but it's easiest to find here."
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