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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 16, 2009 13:00:27 GMT -5
Chip walked into Club Lobazotah, flashed his Earth? ID, and collapsed at the bar, sitting hunched over with his head laying on the table.
"...Just give me the strongest thing ya got..." He mumbled. The bartender handed him a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. "What, seriously? -Sigh- Whatever..."
"Give me the same," said a voice next to Chip. He turned his head, and saw Clive, someone who was typically his enemy.
"...I'm not even going to ask why you're here. Just let me drink in peace..."
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 16, 2009 13:20:45 GMT -5
"I really think you've had enough..." "I'll tell YOU when I've had enough! I'm fine! Heh... I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean to yell at you. You're my best friend." "My shift just started!" "I love you man... heh! You said ya loved me! You're tottally gay!"
Douglas Cohen looked down into his empty shot-glass, a vacant grin on his face. Some accident had teleported him onto the island... five months ago. Time travel sucked.
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 16, 2009 13:25:21 GMT -5
Chip looked over to his right, and saw someone who obviously had had enough. "So, what're you here for?" He took a sip of his Gargle Blaster. "Hey, I thought this crap's supposed to be strong?! I don't even feel like my brains have been knocked out! -hic-"
Clive looked down at his own drink, and took a sip. It felt like his brains had been knocked out with a lemon, wrapped around a gold brick, and stuffed back in again. "Ef this! Oi! Bartender! Just get me a beer!"
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Post by 42zombies on Jul 16, 2009 13:32:06 GMT -5
"I've heard that before! ... No?" Douglas laughed, obviously hearing jokes nobody else could. "I just... felt like I needed to get drunk, y'know? It's all good. We're all buddies. Screw Olivia, I don't... need her."
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Post by Firebreath Fishslap on Jul 16, 2009 13:35:45 GMT -5
"Oh. Okay." Chip said, looking down at his drink. "I wish I could get home somehow. I hate this planet-- oh wait, this isn't even a damn planet, it's a fuckin' island floating in dimensional space. At least before I had a chance of the mothership showin' up, but here I'm just fucked."
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