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Post by 42zombies on Jun 12, 2008 21:42:40 GMT -5
(OOC: Read 'The Brothers, by the Hellhole', to see why the Hellhole now resembles an office).
Azexis reappeared in the Hellhole, in front of the shelf containing the Soulglobes. Hundreds of snowglobes, each one containing the souls of the people who had recently died here; each one trapped in a personal Hell.
"Well, at least the world's about to end." Azexis sighed. "And the device is fully operational, so the Horsemen's souls should remain in loop. Pestilence should be coming back to life in three... two..."
On the other side of the horrible office, in a puff of green smoke, Pestilence reappeared next to a device. He and his horse teleported back to the surface world hurriedly.
Azexis picked up one of the Soulglobes and shook it. "I'll leave the Virus to weed out most of the population. This should keep my job secure."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 12, 2008 22:03:10 GMT -5
"Hehehehehe! Seems Hell's gotten quite a bit interesting since I last visited," Shagrath said as he warped in. "I wonder how father's doing."
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 8:24:44 GMT -5
Azexis looked at Shagrath in confusion. "I'm sorry, sir, but for a tour of Hell (llc.) you'll need a visitor's pass." He put the Soulglobe back on the shelf. "Senor Diablo doesn't want any visitors while the world is ending."
"No visitors, eh?" A voice asked. Badness, Psycho, and Clockman suddenly teleported into the Helloffice. "We're here to take control of this little operation." Badness said.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 10:17:58 GMT -5
"I know my way around here, thank you very much. Boy, Hell has changed. I don't remember the place being some sort of legal estate... Then again, a lot happens when you take in too many lawyers. I am Shagrath, the AntiChrist, son of Lucifer? Ring a bell?" Then he heard the three and smirked before turning to face them. "Idiot," he said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 10:23:34 GMT -5
"Pepito?" Azexis asked in confusion. "You look a lot different. And older. And less bald. I'll call your dad for you." Azexis's suitcase seemed to suddenly appear on the ground. It opened and a phone shot into Azexis' hand.
"Hello, sir. I-- What? Sir, that-- No, I don't know any 'Ness'. Look, there's some people here and one of them says he's your son. I-- no, sir. What? Oh, yes, it's fine. Hmm? No, I-- he says-- two of them seem pretty evil, sir. What? Alright, sir. Tell your wife I said 'hi'."
The phone was sucked back into the suitcase. "Satan says that his son should be at school right now." Azexis informed Shagrath.
Badness scoffed. "Satan?" He repeated mockingly.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 10:26:10 GMT -5
"... I hate this interdimensional shit," Shagrath said before passing by the desk, not giving a shit what anyone thought.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 10:26:58 GMT -5
(OOC: Passing by as he came?)
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 10:35:38 GMT -5
(Edited)
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 10:41:38 GMT -5
"Okay, listen up; we wanna know why one of my contacts suddenly came down with a weird sickness." Badness explained seriously to Azexis. "And, more importantly, how to harness and use it for ourselves."
Azexis smiled. "Are you so stupid that you don't realize what's going on?" He asked. "Hell is rising in an extremely hostile takeover. This dimension will fall to the Four Horsemen, as decreed by Satan and his creepy new eyes."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 11:23:10 GMT -5
"Hehehe... Who is this Satan... He's working like the Satan I declare my father... Maybe a little differently, but nearly the same," Shagrath said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:03:15 GMT -5
"He prefers to be called Senor Diablo." Azexis explained. Suddenly, in a puff of brown smoke, Famine appeared. "Oh, good." Azexis smiled pleasantly. "Security's arrived."
"Man, dying again made me feel real angsty." Famine said as he turned to face the visitors. He pulled his gun out. "You guys had better bleed a lot to make me feel good."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 14:21:47 GMT -5
"Ahhhh, Famine. Long time no see," Shagrath said, smirking. Shagrath and the Four Horsemen were comrades, so they knew each other.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:28:10 GMT -5
"Who are you?" Famine asked in confusion. "All of our Horsemen our homegrown, using souls of deceased psychopaths in this dimension." Azexis smiled. "Can't you tell by the bunny ears?"
"I'm a lagomorph." Famine corrected. Just as he finished that sentance, a black-and-white DeSoto suddenly crashed into the Hellhole.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 14:34:37 GMT -5
Shagrath sighed. "How sad... You wish to mock the true Gods of Hell, don't you?" Suddenly his eyebrows arched and he grinned. "My father's coming," he said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 14:37:51 GMT -5
"Your father?" Azexis asked. "F-Fine. I'll just call in Senor Diablo." As the phone popped back out of his suitcase, Sam stepped out of the DeSoto.
"Hey, Sam, look at me!" Famine exclaimed. "I'm one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Just like I said I'd be in middle school!" "Dwane Johnson doing laps in a bowl full of salmon-mouse!" Sam exlcaimed in shock. "What have they done to you?!"
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