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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 16:06:55 GMT -5
"Hehehe, that's more like it," Lucifer said as Sam's dead body burned into nothingness.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 16:11:56 GMT -5
Another Soulglobe appeared on the shelves. "Poor... dog... thing." Badness muttered, attempting to be sympathetic. It didn't suit him. He shrugged as Psycho pulled another Soulglobe off the shelf. "So you trap the people who die in these snowglobes?"
"That's right; each one gets a personal Hell." Azexis said proudly. "I design them, you know. If you shake the snowglobe, the soul turns inside-out for a few seconds." Senor Diablo stared forward at nothing.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 16:15:24 GMT -5
"A bit more organized then mine. I'll have to think about that idea," Lucifer said, wondering how a personal Hell sounded.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 16:21:07 GMT -5
"Famine, why don't you send the two new guys into their Hells?" Azexis asked as his boss stared blankly. When Famine didn't answer, he tried repeating himself. "I said, Fami--"
With no warning at all, Famine tackled Azexis to the ground and began clawing at him. "What are you-- OH, SWEET HELL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I-- I NEED THO-- AGHHHHHHHH! IS-IS THAT MY LIVER?! OH, BEELZEBUB, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD ONE OF THOSE! OH, PLEASE STO--
AGGGHHRRGHHHHHH!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 16:26:36 GMT -5
"Hehehe. Did you really think Famine, no matter who it is, would attack me?" Lucifer asked, smirking. "That is what you get for ordering an attack on the true ruler of Hell." "So, Senor Diablo. Are there still any doubts?" Shagrath said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 16:30:55 GMT -5
"SHUT UP!" Famine yelled at Satan. He dropped what looked like a kidney and glared at Senor Diablo angrily. "You killed my best friend! Killed him like a can of beans!" "Yeah!" Psycho exclaimed as he walked up next to Max. "How dare you kill the beans?!"
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 16:33:08 GMT -5
"Not a good enough job in making him, eh?" Lucifer said to Senor Diablo, sighing.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 16:37:07 GMT -5
"They retained their personalities." Senor Diablo said distantly. "I didn't expect it to be as bad as this. Perhaps the device wasn't powerful enough..."
"Oh, I'm powerful enough!" Famine exclaimed as he pointed his gun at Senor Diablo. Before he could pull the trigger, however, a tiny bunny rabbit suddenly appeared in the barrel, blocking the gun.
"This is my domain." Senor Diablo explained. "I control all things in my domain, except the things shaped like tacos."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 16:47:58 GMT -5
Lucifer sweatdropped. "What kind of Satan are you?" he said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 16:52:34 GMT -5
"What? It's true." Senor Diablo said. "I can control tacos; just not thinks in the shape of tacos."
"Okay, I've had enough of this crap." Badness muttered as he grabbed a Soulglobe and tossed it to the ground, shattering it. Color-changing vapors rose from the shattered remains.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 17:00:48 GMT -5
"Oooook... That can't be good," Lucifer said.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 17:02:33 GMT -5
Aust suddenly appeared. No noise, no flash of light. He was just free. "Well, that was interesting." He muttered. "I was in a dungeon; there was treasure behind every door, but they were all locked. I should really learn how to pick locks some day; I am a rogue."
Aust became aware of the two incarnations of Satan looking at him. "Oh, hello. I'm Aust. I work here as a temp."
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 17:44:23 GMT -5
"Weren't you just in that snowglobe a minute ago?" Shagrath asked.
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Post by 42zombies on Jun 13, 2008 17:50:18 GMT -5
"No." Aust lied. His lies were skillful enough to trick anything; even inanimate objects and gravity.
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Post by Felix Falora on Jun 13, 2008 17:52:04 GMT -5
"That'a a dirty lie," Shagrath and Lucifer said together. "Kid, I invented lies. Nice try, but it won't work," Lucifer said.
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