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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 10, 2008 18:43:29 GMT -5
Josh looms over the hellhole looking down on it. He sees his own reflection in the hellish hole that happens to be the hellhole.
"Hm, hole that is hell, brilliant," he says. "Are you done with that bomb yet?"
He asked Billy that.
"Don't push me alright," he yelled.
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Post by 42zombies on May 16, 2008 16:31:46 GMT -5
"Uh... can I help you, gentlemen?" A friendly voice asked behind the brothers. A short businessman in a suit was standing behind them with a cheerful smile.
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 18, 2008 8:06:49 GMT -5
Josh whispered into Billy's ear, "It's the IRS, cheese it."
Billy got the bomb and threw it into the Hellhole, and it exploded, which didn't fit well with those in Hell.
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Post by 42zombies on May 18, 2008 12:28:30 GMT -5
"You do realize you'll have to pay for any and all property damage sustained to Hell (tm), right?" The man--  --asked. |
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 18, 2008 18:07:21 GMT -5
Billy and Josh glared at the man with wide-eyes. Billy fell back, fainted, as Josh opened his mouth to speak.
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Post by 42zombies on May 19, 2008 15:29:26 GMT -5
"Of course, service can be paid in your soul or Hellmunity service." The man continued as a briefcase suddenly crawled out of the hellhole and towards him. It opened up and the man pulled out several pieces of paper. He looked at the two in confusion. "Something troubling you gentlemen?"
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 19, 2008 15:36:36 GMT -5
"Yo-yo-you-your-you're Satan," Josh said.
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Post by 42zombies on May 19, 2008 15:54:52 GMT -5
The man laughed. "Oh, no." He said with a smile. "What gave you that idea? I'm only the vice-president in charge of Hell (tm), Satan's the one who's in charge."
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 19, 2008 16:53:06 GMT -5
"Sweet, ass. Could you get me an autograph," Josh asked, holding out a paper and pen.
Billy awoke and saw the guy again, followed by more fainting.
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Post by 42zombies on May 19, 2008 16:58:08 GMT -5
"Unfotunately, any requests for Lucifer's autograph must be requested ten millenia in advance and filled out in triplicate." The man explained. "Also, the being must have the consciousness required to handle the true names of X-Class beings."
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 20, 2008 7:17:54 GMT -5
A cricket chirps as Josh stares at the man with a strange look on his face.
"Riiiiiiight," Josh said.
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Post by 42zombies on May 20, 2008 15:48:10 GMT -5
"No, I'm being quite serious." The man answered. "Hell has to follow the rules, you know. Where would we be if the minor sinners were punished just as greatly as the people who had created new sins?"
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 20, 2008 19:55:26 GMT -5
"Uh, will we go to hell, if we, for say, implied that we, for some strange reason, maybe, took over the world," Josh asked.
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Post by 42zombies on May 21, 2008 16:56:07 GMT -5
"I'll have to check the Sin File." The man said as two black files suddenly flew out of his suitcase and into his hand.
"Hmm... Josh and Billy... brothers. Ages, 16 and 10. Your sins are fairly minor; murder, nothing too big. Yeah, you'll go to Hell. Most people do, actually."
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Post by coolio (Josh Spicer/Kindo) on May 21, 2008 18:25:35 GMT -5
"Sweet," Josh said.
Billy suddenly got awake.
"My dream has come true," Billy said.
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