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Post by 42zombies on Mar 17, 2008 16:02:35 GMT -5
Liu Mang and an army of undead zombies reached the peak of the North Mountains after a long, difficult hike.
"Prepare everything for the mercenaries' arrival." Liu Mang ordered his minions as he formed a ball of evil energy that he had gathered from fighting. "If we are to find these jewels, we'll need the aid of the Ungathering."
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Mar 17, 2008 21:48:02 GMT -5
Wario was hiking the mountain in search of treasure, and now he was lost. He was freezing cold, pissed off from not finding anything and now he just so happened to notice the undead army.
"Holy crap! What the hell!?" he dove behind a mound of snow and peeked out from behind, realizing how loud he just was. Sh** that was loud!, he thought as he hit himself in the head lightly.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 18, 2008 15:56:21 GMT -5
Liu Mang turned towards the mound of snow but saw nothing. He shrugged off what he had heard as his army formed a circle around him. "That incantation I found had best work." Liu Mang said before he began chanting.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 18, 2008 17:36:49 GMT -5
Chopper, taking an unnecessary hike up the mountain noticed Liu Mang's army and hid behind a big rock to spy. Unfortunately, due to his own stupidity he only hid half of his head instead of his whole body.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 18, 2008 17:39:33 GMT -5
"Just ignore the reindeer..." Liu Mang said to himself. The evil energy flew into the sky and opened a large, black-and-red portal. Wind began blowing fiercely, carrying the snow through the air.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 18, 2008 17:41:00 GMT -5
"Ah!" cried Chopper as he was blown back by the wind and snow 'n' stuff.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 18, 2008 17:45:09 GMT -5
Two creatures fell from the portal to the ground. One (Coincut) was made of solid gold. The other one, Scumhunt, was a grotesque, green blob. "You rang?" Coincut asked cheerily.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 18, 2008 17:48:59 GMT -5
Chopper stood in awe of the monsters that appeared.
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 18, 2008 17:51:50 GMT -5
"I understand you're members of the mercenary race called the Ungathering, correct?" Liu Mang asked. "That's right." Coincut answered with a nod. "So, what job do you need us to do? I can sense a particularly greedy soul nearby, so if it involves them than I'll be glad to help."
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 18, 2008 18:04:58 GMT -5
"They're up to no good!" muttered Chopper. "I have to do something!" (wait for Saturn)
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Mar 20, 2008 6:29:36 GMT -5
"Greedy soul? Wonder who that could be..." Wario thought out loud. Then he peeked out from behind the mound of snow and noticed the gold monster. "Whoa! Cha-ching!"
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 20, 2008 6:41:41 GMT -5
"I think I smell der meat." Scumhunt said, sniffing the air. Coincut chuckled wickedly. "Looks like the fatty gets a free meal and I might get some new powers." He laughed.
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Post by mrsaturn123 on Mar 24, 2008 14:32:17 GMT -5
The thought of deer meat made Wario drool. He was really hungry after all. He absent mindedly started losing his balance, as he was kneeling and this was on a bit of a slope after all.
"Owowowowow!" he shouted as he tumbled out of his hiding spot into the open. He stopped dead, sat up and rubbed his head ",Owwww, what the frig..."
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Post by 42zombies on Mar 24, 2008 15:59:46 GMT -5
Coincut grinned, or would have if he had a face. He teleported up to Wario without a moment's hesitation and launched a punch against the fatman's cheek.
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Post by pieandchips on Mar 24, 2008 17:04:56 GMT -5
Chopper went Heavy Point and blocked the punch.
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